Rover is the first dog in the UK to get a student loan

Greyhound racing was to blame for the outbreak of doggy bulemia.

Once the Postman had been terrorised, Waldo’s next assignment was to growl at the Sewer workers.

Mixing margaritas and sambuka what the hell was I thinking?

He couldn't find the Shitsu anywhere

Feeling pawly

They never named him ‘Harpic’ for nothing.

Inspired by the overnight success of Susan Boyle, middle-aged matrons the world over are practicing their singing in the shower.

"Yum,this is better than Winalot!"

Hair of the man...

That is the LAST time I go out with the boys!!!

The worlds first dog university... 1 year on

"Ugh! That's the last time a shag a fat person's leg."

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Next I'm gonna lick my balls....and then your FACE!

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this should be the winner hahahahahahaha

Richard Kent

08/04/10
01:11pm

Skip thinks he's found a bone

Urrrgghhh...I'm never drinking again!

Loojo

The next night Buster appeared wearing a snorkel, convincing his owners he really was going round the bend.

crack ....... kills

#moviecaption Caption Competition Challenge
‘An Incident In An Alternate Luxburry’

Scene Eleven....Act 5 - The road to Barry.

Reg lucked out again. the only toilet in the moutains had a queue a mile long of pissed up cats. the cats all belonged to the local university and they had just finised their finals that day and had been drinking for most of the day.


Reg crossed his legs and got in line.

New from Argos – ‘Waldo The Novelty Hound’

Slip him onto someone’s leg in a shop queue and watch the embarrassed stares.
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Place him upside down under a bus and scream ‘Murderer’ at the driver.
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Stick him on the outside window at a local Cynophobic meeting and watch the fun commence.
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Place him just inside the cat-flap whilst Tiddles is out, then send the resulting video to ‘You’ve Been Framed’ to claim your £250

Hours of fun for the whole family…only £65 + VAT

(Window suckers included)

Using dogs as toilet paper WILL cause a blockage

Rival fans were said to be 'over the moon'

Initial tests showed the new chemical free toilet cleaner was extremely effective.

"This is the last time i'm drinking!!!"

"I know that darn' Cat's in this house some where!