Have you seen the state of those toilets??
Oh it's OK I'll just go in the woods

"Fancy something to eat Ted?"

"Nah. Couldn't possibly. I'm stuffed."

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‘An Incident In An Alternate Luxburry’

Scene Ten act 3

After the funeral Reg needed some new direction. He went to his local pub "The Human and Alien" for a swift half. Here he bumped into his old sparing partner Ted.

Seeing Reg in this state had Ted worried. He sat him down and been the sage he was he offered the following advice.

If you go down to the pub today you're sure of a big surprise!

The more Teddy drank the more shaggable the pub dog looked.

Who are you calling soft?

In the time it takes for a Guiness to settle a man can become ossified.

the bear necessity of life

Ted was known to be a stiff drinker.

The scarf cut off his breathing - but the beer was more important.

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i just know I am going to be like a bear with a sore head in the morning.

"Sod the Marmalade sandwiches...toss me another pickled egg!"

"She says she can tell when I've been drinking because I come home glassy-eyed with a red nose. But that's my natural state!"

"So whos been drinking my Guiness" said the Daddy bear.

"Not me" said the baby bear, spluttering "it was Goldi-bleeding-bollocks..hic"

Youve heard of Drop bears?? Well they gotta get Drunk before they drop!!

I get shitfaced for free in here every night. Assholes on the way to the rest room keep pointing at me and yelling "Half-pint!" and the waitress keeps bringin' em.

The bear neccesities

Teddy Bear poses here with another head of foam.

Gund gotta get another Guiness.

Jemima, Little Ted and Humpty thought I'd been stolen...idiots!