meet: Phil Weber.4 times fastest olympic swimmer

When they said free food i knew there would be a catch

Bird flu reaches frightening new levels!

British Nuclear Fuels yet to convince Sellafield farmers they have nothing to fear!

#moviecaption Caption Competition Challenge
‘An Incident In An Alternate Luxburry’

Scene Eleven....Act 7 - Calm Down Barry.

half a Million Euros in Tibet is a lot of money. it could feed a half a million Tibetans for a year. personal shopper Betty knew what shops were open late. Within the hour they had purchased a laptop with a wireless network card. 2 minutes on twitter had secured Barry's location. Barry was at his Teach English as a Foreign language course. The community center was only 2 donkey stops away. They had enough time to stop off at "Ducks or Us" and buy the top of the range duck 2000.

Reg named the duck Chuck. He hoped A) that Barry would like Chuck the Duck and B) Barry had a shoulder capable of taking Chuck.

They arrived at the community center and entered with trepidation.

‘I’m Jake the Drake, diddle-iddle-iddle-um, with my extra legs, Diddle-iddle-iddle-um……..’

Right Johnny, Wilko and Ginger if we keep in step this could be our most audacious escape from Colditz ever. By the left quack quack.

You've heard of the March hare? Well I'm the march duck.

Trojan Duck proves less successful than the horse. Experts are baffled that with higher quality disguises that ever before they were still figured out.

crazy scientist invents 'quackapillar'

Get it right. I don't "waddle". I "quad-dle".

when he grew up, the ugly duckling continued to be...ugly

After escaping from the lab, it was difficult to decide what to do with himself.

Limo-duck

Laugh and I will kick your arse.

He's not called Oct-avian for nothing.

Introducing, HUMMERDUCK!

Riverdance comes to Old MacDonald's farm.

(E-I-E-I-oh!)

Jemima Quaddle-Duck's brood won't leave home without her.

Must be the webmaster for this site...

When taxidermists rebel

Doreen Duck makes a promise to herself never to have sex with a catapiller again after a very long and painful labour.

latest genetic experiments proved successful ... sort of

the result of several generations of in breeding

ivestigators inspect bernard matthews plant,near sellafield
after, new tesco range failed to sell

canter-knees duck anyone?