Gazing in to the glass casing of the 'Grab a Gift' machine, Aunt Mable could hardly contain her excitement at the prospect of actually winning a real man with her last pound!

Damn I am looking foward to waking up!

"How do you like my ET impersonation?"

The all new Predatory Pedophile Outfit.

Rescue operation underway for man hit by falling shelf in Toys'R'Us

Can you spot the odd one out?

World Coconut Shy Champion.

"We're all in 'Chuckie's gang!"

Invasion of the Carnie Snatchers

A young james blunt meets his fan following.

after poking his head in the "Toddlers brain machine" he could not find the exit.