it was fair to say that Tom won the game of Chicken.

Recreating The Lion King with baby Tommy quickly turned tragic

Dad, you can stop reversing the car now.

There were some who found the nudist beach below mesmerizing

Ahh. Glue-on-the-rocks, an old favourite...

Mum!!! Was it these cliffs we should stay away from'

Unfortunately, Grandma had been holding Gnasher’s lead when the Ferry hooter sounded.

"What's that, Timmy? Lassie fell in the well?"

"...See, I told you she wasn't a witch!"

The annual under 10s 'Spitting on Sunbathers' competition was well under way...

"Two minutes from the beach" the advert said.
But they never said it was straight down!

When I said "go long", I didn't mean THAT long.

I nevre knew Jack rusells bounced.

The Lemmings kids check out their new play area

Seaside rock four children.

"uh ohh... I aint payin' for that!!!"

"I knew we shouldn't have bunged up Dad's snorkle with chewing gum"

Tombstoning for toddlers was never a great idea.

"I told you that if that diver kept poking his knob into sea anemones, he'd anger that nest of spider crabs"

" I'm Sure we can get our ball back someway..."

"Tell your Mum I saved you!"