Paul McCartney throws out some of Heather Mills' belongings.

Nobody defends white trash.

OJ puts out the garbage before heading out to sentencing on his latest charges.

Bin men fondly recall the days when the Mafia put a bit more effort into disposing of bodies.

Mr Manson knew very well how to get rid of unwanted neighbors.

Doris fondly recalled the time when you got fresh legs delivered to your doorstep.

It was the last time he ignored the 'No door to door salesmen' sign

Lib Dem passerby hears his inner thief whisper, "Nick leg."

25 years on from the box-office hit 'Mannequin', divorce seemed like the expensive option.

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Paul McCartney was recently asked if he would ever go down on one-knee again?...

(comedy scouse accent)
ey?! ey?! No chance shes rubbish!!

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That's someone else's joke (the going down on "one-knee" part). Jimmy carr, maybe. It was in Nuts or Zoo as one of the 50 best new stand up gags.

Makes no odds to me, like... so long as you're happy.

Paul (Muff) Diver

13/04/10
12:19am

Jimmy shouldnt have had them 18 straight whiskeys

Another victim is claimed by the bin-liner rebellion...

Murder afoot

As officers approached the "suspect package" a civilian had called-in, they quickly established it was a homeless contortionist.

The only reason the bin men had left it was that the lid was slightly up.

Unable to find a website with single hands in stock, Abu Hamza generally had to order an entire mannequin and throw the rest away.

The Classic Movie Collection

‘A Farewell to Arms’……..and legs.

'Napoleon Blownaparte'

Due to slight problems with their ‘Great Saw Of Death’ illusion….‘The Great Magico & Maureen’ would (from hear on) drop ‘Maureen’ from their flyer advertisements.

Bag Lady

The stuff they give away in Sunday Supplements is getting ridiculous.

This'll shock those binmen.

Hello! Any-body there!

Paul mcCartney has his revenge

Amputees do it when they're legless.

Bin day on Fres West's road.