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MarkT Vote score: 41MarkT

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19/12/06
03:07am

Mark Golding Vote score: 225Mark Golding

To Michael, his constant bragging had always been a bit of a joke, but he should have toned it down a bit when he was booking his circumcision.


21/04/08
09:18am

Jamie Jamie

The BBC claim that the TV licence fee rise was supporting natural history programmes was starting to look a little dubious upon the start of the new series of Robot Wars.


04/04/08
12:31am

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

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The North Circular Saw heavy traffic today.


13/03/10
02:12pm

Austin Marry Vote score: 392Austin Marry

How can you get the Channel 4 logo out of that?


15/09/10
01:17pm

Andy Johnson Vote score: 24Andy Johnson

Optimus Prime realised his disguise as a red transit van kinda sucked compared to Megatron.


17/07/08
02:30am

Chris G Chris G

"Pardon me but have you seen Sarah Connor?"


27/05/08
04:31pm

Will D Will D

After working on the rig for five years, Bob was still unsure as to why it was named the orphan-o-mizer.


11/02/08
09:23pm

Mike C Vote score: 16Mike C

Taking a step back, Bob wondered whether his new invention was a trifle impractical for putting up the new shelves.


16/10/07
09:30pm

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

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‘An Incident At Luxburry’
Scene Six

Sally's house was shaking apart, it was Tim Westwoods 'Pimp my oil rig' experiment and was charging out of control, hell bent on killing young Sally. If only she knew what the machine wanted, for she only had little time before it would reach her.


20/06/09
05:03pm

Simon Hofmeister Vote score: 36Simon Hofmeister

The letters addressed to "The Rotating Saw Of Death" should have been his first clue, but when his new patch loomed into view, Postman pat began to understand why his relocation offer came with such a generous salary increase.


28/09/08
01:05pm

Flip Vote score: 569Flip

Now I can open a REALLY big can of whoop-ass.


11/08/08
01:54am

Alex Jackson Alex Jackson

Scotland's entry in the new Robot Wars Series 8 World Championship


04/07/08
08:45pm

afrodizzyscratch afrodizzyscratch

This was the Governments best idea for cutting down Britains road traffic numbers...until of course the problem was solved with the congestion charge!!!


26/11/07
12:03am

Cm G Vote score: 48Cm G

The new RoboCop was admittedly a little impractical.


13/11/07
12:43pm

Dennis Leavy Vote score: 15Dennis Leavy

gettin in waz ok.....


12/11/07
10:10pm

Kieran Kinsella Kieran Kinsella

The New 2007 Swiss Army Knife showing off its latest attachments.


04/04/07
11:37am

MiassisDragon MiassisDragon


11/12/06
04:56pm

Sarah Sarah


02/11/06
02:04pm

Alan Hunter Vote score: 86Alan Hunter


I think, Edith, that's just a bit over the top to find your father's antique snuff box.


28/08/11
03:01pm

Sean Goodchild Sean Goodchild

less than 3 years to go, and the London olympic stadium isn't looking quite right yet...


28/09/09
05:54pm

Michael Mccracken Michael Mccracken

Look, Mom! That must be the new amusement park ride everyone's talking about. One ride and you'll be tossing your cookies for hours!


04/09/09
07:18pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Young Trevor showed great promise with his first venture into the world of Maccano.


07/04/09
09:33pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Chief Inspector Mosely couldn't have been happier at the response to the weapons amnesty.


10/03/09
01:14am

Joe Harley Vote score: 218Joe Harley

Chinas answer to the US star wars programme suffers a setback as their prototype satelite hunter/killer fails to achieve orbit.


03/11/08
06:53pm

Joe Joe

it's a good thing Russell Brand can't put that on a radio show!


03/11/08
06:20pm

Chris G Chris G

The first terminator was a bit too obvious.


27/05/08
04:29pm

Chris Duckers Chris Duckers

Meccano unveil their new "megastructures" range


16/01/08
09:34pm

Richard S. Vote score: 66Richard S.
(admin)

Why is the red van on the wrong side of the road?


27/11/07
07:14am

Dj Ikea Dj Ikea


25/02/06
01:41am

Ian M Vote score: 424Ian M


17/11/06
10:42pm

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