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Ian Skelding Vote score: 32939Ian Skelding

Ignightingale

12/05/23 20:11:27

Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

When Tom saw what was happening on the other side of the lake he decided to take a gander.

15/04/23 8:25:17, edited: 15/04/23 8:26:48

Curiosity chilled the cat. --KimJong Pun
Peter Houle Vote score: 918Peter Houle

Grolsch negligence

31/01/23 20:46:09

ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

''Waiter, will the pizza be long?''

''Yes.''

04/01/23 20:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 20:00:38

Vivvy En Vote score: 13941Vivvy En

"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels."

29/09/22 8:27:36

Steve McLean Vote score: 40Steve McLean

This tree walks into a bar...

13/09/22 14:02:12

.... and was almost trunkated. --John Glover
Tony S Vote score: 8943Tony S

£25

  When youve got to go, youve got to go.

16/06/22 8:07:13

Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!  --Al Overy
C CaMel Vote score: 14779C CaMel

£50

  “In all my years as a gynaecologist…”

04/11/21 8:08:24

C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please  --Chris Beach
Vivvy En Vote score: 13941Vivvy En

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 20:36:21

I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

£50

BREAKING - Sniffer dog retires after largest ever cocaine find.  He left on a high, said his handler.

10/10/20 12:00:14

Thanks again everyone.  --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean
Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3788Karen Oakenfull

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative.

30/03/20 13:59:43

Guideaux . Vote score: 2395Guideaux .

Made in China

22/03/20 12:31:59

Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 23149Troompa Loompa

£25

  The Queen throws a leaving party for Harry and Meghan.

20/03/20 20:03:08

Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning. --Troompa Loompa
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

£50

I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar

21/08/19 12:03:00

Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6288Kenny Ireland

RIPtide.

04/08/19 10:54:15

James Lennox Vote score: 17936James Lennox

"Luke, I am your farmer."

23/03/19 8:46:34

Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!  --The Wolf
James Lennox Vote score: 17936James Lennox

£50

Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards Vote score: 39583Tony Edwards

£50

"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 12:26:52

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 32939Ian Skelding

Animal writes

31/05/18 20:00:17

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area.

01/05/18 20:16:15

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

£50

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 8:36:55

Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Mark England Vote score: 22367Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 39583Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 20:17:39

Cath Jones Vote score: 38815Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 8:02:14

Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 21:02:18

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 13431Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 38815Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 20:07:31

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£100

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 20:17:18

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32939Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 11:00:16

Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box.

31/03/24 20:09:49

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 21871Vanessa the Guesser

Better than showing off her Wotsits.

10/03/24 20:31:31

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 21871Vanessa the Guesser

"We always take a few magazines to bed."

16/02/24 8:02:26

None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 32939Ian Skelding

Jane liked a bowl of surreal in the morning.

08/02/24 8:02:15

Tony S Vote score: 8943Tony S

"What's the delay to kick off ?"
"We are playing the centipedes and it takes them forever to get their boots on."

17/01/24 20:04:00

Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

There once was a man called Bob Goode
Who taught Shaolin skills in the wood
Bob slipped while he tutored
And sadly got neutered
His nuts landing where he once stood

15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17

Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
Vivvy En Vote score: 13941Vivvy En

"You think you've got problems," said the potatoes. "They gouged our eyes out!"

12/01/24 12:18:23

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Gwyneth Poultry

12/01/24 8:15:24

Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!"

"That'll teach you to go for an Indian."

09/01/24 12:02:41

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1457Charles Gilbert

Incontinental Airlines.

06/01/24 20:07:58

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Crocodile D'undie.

02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits

Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it!  --Stephen Bean
Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2544Julia Kinsey

It was done with cutting hedge technology

02/01/24 8:57:05

Phil Swan Vote score: 3580Phil Swan

“I think my waters have broken “ said Mrs Gulliver

01/11/23 8:07:39

Tony Edwards Vote score: 39583Tony Edwards

The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow

21/10/23 10:18:42

John Harrison Vote score: 6443John Harrison

Tiddles was beginning to think he’d need to make his own dinner.

17/01/23 12:00:27

James Lennox Vote score: 17936James Lennox

*Ding*
"Whiskas!"
"No, I'm sorry, Tibbles, the correct answer was Pope Benedict the sixteenth."

13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58

I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Life's a bitch and then you DIY

11/09/22 12:03:29

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 21871Vanessa the Guesser

£50

  Later on they fell out.

08/08/20 8:05:57

Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean
  Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding.

08/07/20 12:00:09

Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''

31/03/20 8:04:05

Mark Wilson Vote score: 5182Mark Wilson

All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick

12/02/20 20:11:57

Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption. --James Lennox
Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Driving Miss Daisy

04/08/18 23:47:17

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

Altar Ego

26/07/18 13:51:38

Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

£50

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
William Kay Vote score: 1105William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

Tony Edwards Vote score: 39583Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 22:03:44

After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6317Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 12:18:26

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6288Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 20:18:24

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Mr Dome  Vote score: 17774Mr Dome

A blast from the passed

11/04/24 20:09:15

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Weapon of bass destruction

02/04/24 8:03:31

Karen McDonald Vote score: 3613Karen McDonald

Statue of Liberties.

18/02/24 8:01:11

James Lennox Vote score: 17936James Lennox

"Bloody typical," muttered Dave. "I just paid £25 for mine."

20/01/24 12:10:18

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

The wiener rakes it all

10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Bone dry

07/01/24 8:00:12

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19188Dan Nicholls

No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL.

03/01/24 12:07:17

My favourite this week! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

"Grub's up!"

17/12/23 21:11:05

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 10174Karyn Harrison

Clawed Monet

09/12/23 12:02:23

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

🎵 Love me tender 🎵

03/12/23 8:13:31

Tony Edwards Vote score: 39583Tony Edwards

An Englishman's home is his cattle.

30/11/23 20:11:36

Tony S Vote score: 8943Tony S

"How do I get out of this?"

12/11/23 12:03:00

"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
KT A Vote score: 7794KT A

It was the day of Llamageddon. Or was it the Alpacalypse?

28/10/23 8:07:34

Very intelligent caption. Not only are we getting super pun value (two for the price of one), it also solves the identification problem. --Dave Bryan
Karen McDonald Vote score: 3613Karen McDonald

"Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself."

27/10/23 12:38:08

Mr Dome  Vote score: 17774Mr Dome

[] I am not a robot

Click all squares containing a horse

26/10/23 9:57:59

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 2335Paul Gledhill

"It was a good service."

"Not that good, the brakes failed."

06/10/23 8:18:31

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 10174Karyn Harrison

Dave's pronouns are He/Haw

07/09/23 20:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 20:05:39

John Harrison Vote score: 6443John Harrison

Time to bring on a sub.

29/08/23 12:00:59

Stephen Bean Vote score: 39694Stephen Bean

Jest in peace

20/08/23 12:01:05

Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

''Well, Jane, it looks like I was right. The trams do run on Sundays.''

23/07/23 8:55:41

C CaMel Vote score: 14779C CaMel

“I’m in the bath atm.”

15/07/23 8:13:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

Local residents were becoming increasingly worried about the volume of traffic.

11/07/23 20:34:50, edited: 11/07/23 20:39:47

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 13431Hercules Rockefeller

Timba

20/05/23 8:01:40

Mr Toad Vote score: 2088Mr Toad

"Thanks doctor, but we'd have preferred not to have met our sperm donor."

25/04/23 14:57:33

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14527Chris Keegan

“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt”

18/04/23 12:03:57

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14527Chris Keegan

ʇsɐⅎ ooʇ ɹǝuɹoɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I ʻǝʌɐᗡ

11/04/23 12:00:28

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 13431Hercules Rockefeller

♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪

05/03/23 8:01:12

Nice one! --Al Overy
David  Michael Vote score: 1268David Michael

The bull made a quick escape

07/02/23 20:01:13

Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!"

07/02/23 8:01:00

John Harrison Vote score: 6443John Harrison

Road sign creator collapses dead on keyboard. Final work displayed as tribute.

27/01/23 8:02:40

Dave Bryan Vote score: 32346Dave Bryan

The Emperors' new clothes

20/01/23 8:00:42, edited: 20/01/23 8:00:59

Al Overy Vote score: 18682Al Overy

Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march.

14/01/23 12:00:12

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2544Julia Kinsey

Farmer Geddon

06/01/23 8:00:23

stoneface1 Vote score: 1936stoneface1

"And can we get one of the bride on her own."

"Ok..Just let me finish these crisps."

29/11/22 8:08:29

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

£50

ITV allow the public to choose  Matt Hancocks next trial.

23/11/22 12:00:07

Oh no, is it the end of the month already? Just like James, I don't know who Matt Hancock is but at least I can tell him from a bar of soap. Every day I get in the shower with Matt Hancock, lather him up and wash with him all over my body, especi... --Willie Johnson
Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1968Nigel Marshall

Never sneeze near the pick n mix

02/11/22 20:00:55

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