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Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 19:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4233Glyn Evans

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

 1
Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 19:51:41

 1
I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2383Gayna Dee

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 7:30:37

 2
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

 1
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

 3
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

 2
Mark England Vote score: 12723Mark England

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 19:10:56

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15572F Mackay

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 11:02:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 10:11:12

 2
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Radio waves

24/06/12 10:00:11

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Puzzled look!

23/06/12 19:00:30

 1
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3239Paul Woolley

Bust Stop

08/06/12 19:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 10:03:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 19:00:49

 2
Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call --Bad Boy Dennis.
F Mackay Vote score: 15572F Mackay

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 10:17:46

 2
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 10:52:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

West Cider Story.

22/03/16 12:03:32

 1
♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫  --Boycie
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3571Lucky Elperro

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

 3
Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.  --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 19:06:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18117John Llamas

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 19:05:58

 3
Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4335Greg Curtis

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 8:43:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18117John Llamas

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

£50
WINNER

Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 7:35:16

 14
Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Mark England Vote score: 12723Mark England

In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses

23/01/17 20:16:38

 3
It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle  --Mark England
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

The battery's dead.

02/01/17 20:25:25

 2
That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2991Stephen Paterson

Bah HungBug!

22/12/16 12:01:58

 2
Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-)  --Stephen Paterson
Steve Wright Vote score: 1779Steve Wright

£50
WINNER

Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

 14
Yeah truly fantastic caption  --Petey Bee
Smuldo Vote score: 9564Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  Star Trek : The Vinyl Frontier.

03/11/16 8:02:11

 11
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4335Greg Curtis

£100
WINNER

  "WHO INVITED your Rex?"

20/08/16 11:15:41

 17
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS."

21/07/16 19:35:59

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2433Steve Davies

"Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit.

25/10/15 20:20:14

 2
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Spinal chord

09/09/15 11:44:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard".

06/08/15 7:01:16

 2
From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well."

05/02/15 20:23:07

 2
He was raised as a fool.  --Boycie
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

They made me take my silverback.

27/01/15 12:02:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Who ate all the flies?

15/08/14 8:44:18

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

The Pristine Chapel.

02/07/14 7:00:20

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7291Leroy Brown

Just done it..... In your new shoes!

24/06/14 19:00:57

 
matt cunningham Vote score: 393matt cunningham

Tiddly wink

16/03/14 9:37:01

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2390Brian Malco

"I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..."

05/03/14 20:09:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"

15/12/13 8:30:56

 1
Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke. --Mark England
Mark England Vote score: 12723Mark England

Cuepid

27/08/13 19:01:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4468Hercules Rockefeller

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

 2
The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Trophy wife.

17/01/13 8:02:46

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

 17
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
John Llamas Vote score: 18117John Llamas

Ales of the Unexpected

18/09/12 7:17:42

 
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