“Can’t we just shout ‘Big Issue'?”

"Why are you miming? Catgut your tongue?"

I prefer my woman with no strings attached.

Temperamental musician highly strung

Derek was in love and wanted to marry Annette

"That was Scheidt, wasn't it."
"How dare you, I thought I played quite well."

R.S.P.C.A switch board jammed after numerous reports of someone strangling a cat in the High Street.

Until now, I had never seen a String Quartet played with only one musical instrument.

I am the music man, I come from down your way and I can pla-ay

"What can you pla-ay?"

I play the violining woman.

Sorry mate no Euros

Buskonductor

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"...and then I set fire to the cross, the audience applauds and throws money at us, see? The best part is, no one will ever know that this is a KKK fundraiser..."

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That's a hell of an act, how do you call yourselves? ;)

Guido van der Velden

12/10/11
10:17am

"Oh,Fiddlesticks!"

Annoying street performers failed to pull a crowd

At long last Mario has pulled.

Marion had to pull strings to get this job.

Fiddle sticks

Controlling the puppet was very fiddly

Mae the cord be with you

claire hated being strung along

Nicola Bernedette finds a solution to her back problem.

Gerry Anderson performs live