Jack knew from an early age his brother was the favourite.

18/06/12 20:00:44

The red tart and the blue tart had a race...

18/06/12 20:02:25

♫ A walkin back to nappy mess ♫

18/06/12 20:21:56

Her top might be Adidas but her baby carrier isn't Hi-Tec

18/06/12 20:02:10

The mothers were off to the nursery

18/06/12 20:00:18

Something barrowed, something blue.

18/06/12 22:06:15

It's a little-known fact that the "aftercare" on the Jeremy Kyle show is just a wheelbarrow full of condoms.

18/06/12 20:05:49

Beg, steal and barrow

18/06/12 20:55:52

If it's not one thing, it's a mother

18/06/12 20:07:12

Tackie bottoms.

18/06/12 20:04:23

Adidas ah baba!

18/06/12 20:02:59

On the straight and barrow.

18/06/12 21:07:43

I can't be too arsed with this one.

18/06/12 20:12:16

Rehearsals continue apace for the Olympic's opening ceremony.

18/06/12 20:06:40

“I stole this from outside the garden centre.”
“I borrowed the wheelbarrow.”

18/06/12 20:01:32

Charlie Dimmock struggled adapting to Motherhood, wearing a skirt instead of jeans was a big problem for her.

18/06/12 21:16:53

"It's all right to nick a pram, but I'd 'ave taken the kid out first."

18/06/12 20:48:14

There's not much to do in Lowestoft except shagging and nicking from B&Q.

18/06/12 20:21:23

"I got mine at Mammas and Pappas"
"I got mine from B & Q"

18/06/12 20:14:06

While teenage pregnancies have dropped in Barrow-In-Furness, sales of weed have rocketed.

18/06/12 20:09:34

Some 'lady gardens' had seen more action than others

18/06/12 20:06:18

Spot the chav

19/06/12 13:05:00

They were great friends but poor Sally's baby looked like a cabbage patch doll

18/06/12 20:39:56

It was a home birth and susan took the afterbirth to the tip

18/06/12 20:37:56

Essex hard-core

18/06/12 20:02:35

Desperate mother turns to friend in search of a suitable marrow donor.

18/06/12 20:02:07

Abortion: You never quite get over it.

19/06/12 12:37:32

They call me Molly all a lone

19/06/12 11:31:38

It's a baby potato, let's call it Edward darling.

19/06/12 10:31:39

I'm sure he'll become a barrow boy.

19/06/12 10:14:38

The Blonde's baby is just like her ...
Thick as a brick

19/06/12 9:51:36

Tina had won the last race but Marie was winning on aggregate.

19/06/12 9:43:49

Meeting Two Vag

19/06/12 9:15:48

Im practiceing..i get married next week...

19/06/12 8:37:15

'First one back to the caravan gets baked hedgehog.'

18/06/12 22:50:38

Single Mother v Shingle Mother.

18/06/12 22:48:01

Wimpey my ride.

18/06/12 22:45:10

Sheila took much better care of her building materials than Chloe.

18/06/12 22:37:22

Adidass wins the race.

18/06/12 21:56:47

Builder's bums

18/06/12 21:24:37

Closin' time down at the "Trailer Park 'n' Play". Nuthin' but pram-tramps 'n' barrow-cudas.

18/06/12 21:20:51

"Right you wheel the barrow down the fresh meat isle, whilst security try to get you out, I'll stuff three bottles of vodka in the nappy bag, sod off out and meet you in the park."

18/06/12 20:58:11

"No, don't knock it. It might not be as comfortable as a pushchair, but the state he's in when I pick him up from the pub, he doesn't know the difference."

18/06/12 20:54:20

Blue: Contagious 4,765 RED: Labour 1,876

18/06/12 20:43:22

One had soiled nappies, the other just had soil

18/06/12 20:28:56

"That lorry just ran into the bridge"
I know, what do you think he saw to make him swerve like that?"
"Dunno"

18/06/12 20:21:39

The Wags of Man City and Man Utd players go for a shopping trip with their new purses.

18/06/12 20:20:33

Sporty Spice headed to a Notts County F.C. game.

18/06/12 20:18:52

Transvestite returns from clinic with steroid cream and a barrow for his/her swollen testicles.

18/06/12 20:18:32

One had a baby, but the other had more flirtiliser

18/06/12 20:11:34