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Whose bright idea was this?

Mon 3:30:43

Everyone should learn Sign Language.

28/08/24 9:07:15

I sure hope you said, "Let me jack you up.".

25/08/24 20:01:04

"Did I land on my feet?"

24/08/24 1:38:03

Never pass out at a slumber party.

21/08/24 12:06:13

I hide inside her when my family visits.

11/08/24 14:20:07

I hate substitutions - And what the hell is a land anchovy?

22/08/24 12:55:38

"Come on honey. It's my turn."

21/08/24 0:00:21

"Buck up, little guy."

Wed 20:54:59

Finally, a pill that makes me want to keep drinking.

Wed 13:21:06

"She looks a little cold. I'll just wrap myself around her neck until she's really cold."

Tue 23:55:34

Thank heaven. I almost bought a waterbed.

Tue 16:22:12

A good boyscout is always prepared. I stayed at home.

Tue 16:20:23

"Jeez lady, turn the page already. I finished reading it two minutes ago."

Tue 2:21:21

There's a oven in the bun.

Sun 17:19:22

My house almost went up in smoke, but I pulled it out in time.

Sun 17:16:16

There was room for one more, so the bus made two trips.

Sun 5:14:56