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15/08/23 11:00:45 |
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24/07/23 14:02:46 |
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20/07/23 19:52:04 |
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Where did it all go wrong Elton? 15/07/23 9:13:14 |
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So what else did you do in lockdown? 26/05/23 11:48:39 |
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A warm welcome awaits Prince Andrew 22/05/23 7:13:49 |
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18/04/23 15:24:48 |
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Removing fake tan is a tough job 26/03/23 8:55:41 |
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I'll be there in a couple of shakes 26/02/23 8:10:58 |
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What a lousy retirement present 05/02/23 8:15:28 |
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30/01/23 22:45:36 |
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10/01/23 20:08:22 |
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12/12/22 10:19:25 |
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19/09/22 7:47:15 |
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We didn't need Ozempic in the good old days 02/03/25 13:41:49 |
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It was a gift from my ghoulfriend 27/02/25 8:14:58 |
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25/02/25 12:00:43 |
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11/02/25 21:10:34, edited: 11/02/25 21:32:11 |
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"What are parkruns?" 17/01/25 8:54:55, edited: 17/01/25 11:37:03 |
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Latest attempt to get into Parliament by the Monster Raving 29/12/24 12:10:33, edited: 29/12/24 12:44:51 |
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27/12/24 16:30:04 |
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20/12/24 12:06:38, edited: 20/12/24 18:20:33 |
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Paula Vennels' unsuccessful attempt at disguise 19/12/24 12:23:38 |
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19/12/24 8:13:11 |
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The secret ingredient? I'm keeping it under my hat! 14/12/24 18:27:05 |
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She's too young to get trolleyed 28/11/24 21:22:54 |
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17/11/24 10:19:23 |
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03/11/24 20:27:04 |
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23/10/24 11:00:55 |
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19/10/24 11:34:09 |
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I hope their catgut strings don't break 10/10/24 7:18:37 |
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03/10/24 11:19:46, edited: 03/10/24 11:51:06 |
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15/09/24 9:07:42 |
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I play the best hair guitar ever 14/09/24 7:25:49 |
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The old folks are playing draughts 11/09/24 11:18:48 |
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♫ He's got the whole world in his hands ♫ 06/09/24 21:46:06 |
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All the core functions just one click away 04/08/24 11:05:47 |
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27/07/24 7:11:31 |
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25/07/24 7:15:37 |
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How Brian has grown since his Magic Roundabout days 24/07/24 11:29:44 |
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It's hard work- I get man tired. 01/07/24 7:14:16 |
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23/06/24 7:13:16 |
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20/06/24 7:15:36 |
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03/06/24 10:24:36 |
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19/05/24 19:51:43 |
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11/05/24 7:18:05 |
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29/04/24 7:56:49 |
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27/04/24 7:10:43 |
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the phone has a rear view camera 20/03/24 8:41:56 |
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21/02/24 8:32:48 |
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14/02/24 12:02:11 |
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Mum always said " A tin of beans is not a square meal" 19/01/24 12:18:12 |
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13/01/24 22:27:19 |
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But still pounding the pavement 13/01/24 12:01:27 |
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21/12/23 20:33:02 |
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17/12/23 22:37:55 |
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16/12/23 17:41:48 |
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I can Harley hear what she is saying 27/11/23 12:10:36 |
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16/10/23 7:23:24 |
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She looks raffia round the edges 09/10/23 11:20:29 |
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Tell the groom there will be more pussy than he expected tonight 02/09/23 9:10:01, edited: 02/09/23 10:46:24 |
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10/07/23 7:17:10 |
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09/07/23 12:32:51 |
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Emmeline Spankhurst at practice 06/06/23 8:43:24 |
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02/06/23 12:32:45 |
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Ronald's not "Lovin it" anymore 25/04/23 11:03:38 |
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It comes in a compostable bottle 23/02/23 8:15:18 |
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02/02/23 12:10:11 |
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18/01/23 8:17:49 |
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10/01/23 20:09:22 |
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Designer scarecrows are so lifelike these days 08/01/23 7:50:25 |
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24/12/22 12:01:14 |
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In my letter to Santa I did ask for a BIG boat 18/12/22 14:31:55 |
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17/12/22 14:00:01 |
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He's a bit nervous about tackling the Waterjump 22/11/22 12:29:06 |
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Give me two more dogs so I can do a proper juggling act 12/11/22 12:25:59 |
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23/10/22 11:08:47 |
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22/10/22 8:16:51 |
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Upon reflection we are missing 3 members 19/10/22 17:21:05 |
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16/10/22 11:09:47 |
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15/09/22 14:23:40 |
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Who does'nt love an old banger? 08/09/22 10:38:00 |
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It takes a mackerel to catch a prat 06/03/25 12:10:33 |
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02/03/25 20:52:28 |
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She's enjoying getting the Bum's Rush 15/02/25 12:07:19, edited: 15/02/25 17:35:10 |
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NHS's new ploy to empty the corridors 08/02/25 12:53:47 |
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Little girls should be seen and not Heard 07/02/25 13:32:37 |
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It may look like piss but there's snout wrong with it 01/02/25 20:03:41 |
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Got them for a pony from a chap in The Nag's head 28/01/25 8:59:17 |
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18/01/25 8:21:43 |
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She'll come to a sticky end -sooner rather than latte 11/01/25 12:15:03 |
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30/12/24 13:25:21 |
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28/12/24 12:03:39 |
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🎵 There I was digging this hole............🎵 27/12/24 12:36:40 |
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16/12/24 12:07:10, edited: 02/01/25 12:09:51, |
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08/12/24 8:37:14 |
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07/12/24 9:43:11 |
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06/12/24 8:11:44 |
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02/12/24 8:16:45 |
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26/11/24 9:34:44 |
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Same as 20:17:38.
6:20am
comment on caption:
WE will rock you [monty D]
The sisters were proud of their Hairitage.
5:12pm
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Bigwigs [monty D]
She's had work done... it's as Pl'ant'ain as the nose on her Face.
11:45pm
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Michelle Fyffer [monty D]
...And David Bowie claimed her wedding was a godawful small affair.
5:22pm
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Well, she has got mousey hair [monty D]
"Is that a column in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
10:28pm
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You've got the wrong Nelson [monty D]
Same pun as 12:01:46
12:16pm
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Status cymbal [monty D]
Like Moby Dick... the Sperm-Whale?
2:28pm
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His name is Moby [monty D]
Lovin her 'Ear'-Jordans.
1:30am
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Bet she's wearing earbuds on her feet [monty D]
Is it a Matchbox car?
9:39am
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The car in front is a TOYota [monty D]
He was busted with over 20 keys.
8:16pm
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This drug smuggler couldn't figure out why he was caught [monty D]