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	When it's about 80 degrees you always end up in the pool. 26/07/22 12:03:42	14

	lol Dave wins least offensive MP of the week award. 03/07/22 12:08:56	14

	clever Constipation can cause a change to your ring tone. 24/05/22 12:07:20	14

	The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger 22/02/22 8:17:30	2 14
Maybe it's because of the cold water. --Willie Johnson
	"That's 3 days you have been there now lads , I really don't think those girls are coming back from the toilet." 09/02/22 8:16:09	14

	You spoil that maggot. 23/06/21 12:08:56	14

	"Don't be stupid of course I'm not blind I'm just looking after it for the ref." 25/05/21 8:11:35	14

	"I'll be back in a minute I'm just taking the bat for a walk." 11/05/21 20:05:19	14

	Hello Mr Wolf can you tell the 3rd little pig we are going to be late with his delivery 09/04/21 8:10:58	14

	creative clever That's my last drop off Noah you will have to send someone else back to pick up the Dodos 10/02/21 20:22:57	14

	Can everyone please evacuate the pool while someone clears the floater. 24/02/24 8:06:24	13

	"I would like to change my statement and say Prince Andrew did nothing inappropriate with my granddaughter." 09/11/23 12:41:52	13

	I can't wear my oak boots I got acorn. 24/08/23 12:10:45	13

	There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do . So she sold up and bought herself 2 mobile homes. 05/08/23 12:31:31	13

	I got it at a flea market. 12/06/23 13:29:42	13

	Supermarket sweep. 10/06/23 8:17:59	13

	"Have you painted daffodils on the headlights?" "No they require bulbs." 22/02/23 12:15:13	13

	Looks like he's had an art attack. 04/01/23 8:12:20	13

	I took up writing captions 10 years ago to fund building my new house . 07/12/22 20:18:08, edited: 07/12/22 20:25:43	13

	Farmula 1 racing 14/09/22 8:15:57	13

	lol "Look on the bright side, you're not pregnant." 30/08/22 12:05:20	13

	Stealing these badges is a sign of a misspelt youth. 30/07/22 20:55:14	13

	Man City have fallen on hard times. 18/06/22 12:04:21	13

	I thought nothing could be worse than going shopping with mum and then I went with Gran. 29/04/22 12:01:35	13

	It's a tangled mess but the Chinese refuse to have a fork in the road. 28/04/22 12:02:36	13

	lol If you think those dogs are weird you should see the rabbit my wife got from Ann Summers. 02/04/22 8:19:13	13

	clever "Mist me." 06/03/22 12:07:48	13

	Pickit line. 28/02/22 20:03:32	13

	lol Even his blow up doll mocks him about how big her last owner was. 29/07/21 12:14:14	13

	"Who is that leaving with the village bike?" 15/06/21 20:04:34	13

	Further evidence of global warming as more Polar Bears suffering from sun burn. 20/05/21 8:08:41	13

	clever The last time he pretended to be injured they brought on the stretcher , he's not done it since. 15/05/21 8:01:35	13

	We came straight from the bridal shower. 26/04/21 20:20:20	1 13
Remarkable that their hair is dry already. --Willie Johnson
	I think those matching gold chain necklaces we got for each other are a bit heavy. 09/04/21 12:14:04	13

	Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay. 03/04/21 20:39:25	13

	I told you a swim would help his constipation. 05/03/21 20:26:33	13

	So what do you think my A level results will be now Sir? 26/02/21 8:00:54	13

	"Bloody hell Moses I said lead the Jews to the promised land." Sat 12:07:46	12

	"How long have I got Dr ?" "According to the box 2 to 4 years." 31/03/24 20:25:24	12

	"If I eat this every day will it help me live longer? " "No but it will feel like it." 07/03/24 12:06:46	12

	Teletubbies cast told to put costumes back on as they are scaring the kids. 06/10/23 14:00:31	12

	Dave would bend over backwards to keep everyone in the office happy but was too spineless to make those tough decisions. 02/08/23 8:07:12	12

	"I think you've been in Pantomime too long Jack." 11/06/23 12:07:54	12

	"You know by the year 2023 you won't be able to have this many in a car and even passengers will have to wear a seat belt." "Shut up Rishi." 20/01/23 12:11:58	12

	We wrapped him up warm as we thought it was just a mild cold but he went down hill fast. 27/07/22 12:02:25	12

	Looking at the xray the doctor says it's gang-green. 16/07/22 20:29:58	12

	Keep your eyes off my butt. 09/07/22 8:15:14	1 12
I'm confused. Should it be "your", "you're", or "ypur"?EDIT: Now the caption has been edited my comment makes no sense, but it probably made no sense anyway ;) --James Lennox
	For failing to stop properly at the junction I was pulled over by the grammar police. 08/07/22 8:17:05	12

	WC Field mouse. 02/07/22 20:05:17	12

	"I'm sorry Dave but I've been having an affair with James he's got a giant peach." 07/05/22 12:14:59	12

	Has this been digitally enhanced? 13/03/22 8:03:51	12

	When he went bankrupt he stood on the edge of the cliff and tossed himself off. 17/02/22 12:13:09	12

	clever "He says the chair is uncomfortable and can he have the toad stool?" 04/02/22 8:40:46	12

	"How the hell did you manage to lose your pencil case?" 20/01/22 8:07:48	12

	"How do I stop my photos looking grey and dull?" "Move away from Manchester. " 12/09/21 12:09:14	1 12
Or don't press the button. --Willie Johnson
	"It's so good to be able to stand at the bar without a muzzle on our face." 30/06/21 8:14:26	12

	"Hey Laura you've done your hair differently, and you say I'm not observant. " 12/06/21 20:09:46	12

	My wife owns this restaurant it's only open on my birthday. 15/05/21 12:20:23	12

	He wasn't wrong when he said the weather forecast was changeable today. 24/04/21 12:01:36	12

	Horticulture Club. 12/04/21 12:10:26	12

	I prefer the ones enriched with vitamin D as the sun shines out of my arse. 20/03/21 8:18:56	12

	clever Kindergarten cop off. 03/03/21 20:16:27	12

	clever The book was so good she couldnt put it down, unlike her dog who is off to the vets in the morning. 17/02/21 20:13:50	12

	We would have given him genitals but thought it would be too crude. 02/11/23 8:09:36	11

	It's amazing how you can make your political opponents dissappear. 10/10/23 20:02:27	11

	I met her on match.com 20/09/23 8:44:55	11

	Electric cars are fine until you have to replace the battery. 21/05/23 20:12:02	11

	It's a cut throat business. 29/01/23 12:05:05	11

	It's choc full. 27/12/22 8:15:22	11

	Christmas morning and I've spent hours trying to assemble the kids swing. 25/12/22 8:24:56	11

	I hate spot the difference competition's but occasionally it throws up some good photos. 25/11/22 12:15:46	11

	"Which way are the toilets? ..... never mind too late." 24/09/22 8:21:55	11

	We accept payment in gold ,frankincense and myrrh. 18/06/22 12:17:35	11

	I can't wait for fuel bills to drop and I can have a proper bath again. 21/05/22 20:15:18	11

	I love to listen to my old 78s. 31/03/22 8:06:08	11

	"It was a great disco but we must get it back to the lighthouse before any more ships run aground." 14/03/22 8:31:53	1 11
Unfortunately they never made it to the lighthouse. They got stuck in some Virginia Woolf novel, never to be seen again. --Sauce Pan
	"I just got a reply to my email about being a Nigerian Prince." 14/01/22 8:05:11	11

	"Did we have to buy a house so close to your mother?" 19/12/21 8:01:32	11

	"How do you know the sizes?" "I'm keeping a log." 17/12/21 12:16:53	11

	I got this for my girlfriend and she got me a viagra earing but now I have a hard of hearing problem. 07/12/21 20:05:19	1 11
Hard of earring? Eh? What did you say? --Willie Johnson
	That reminds me I must get the Christmas tree lights out of the loft. 03/12/21 8:05:17	11

	You are going to have to puncture that beach ball if you want to be invited back on the Flat Earth Society annual holiday next year. 29/08/21 8:14:38	11

	I'm glad to see the government have allowed weddings to get back to normal. 02/07/21 20:15:33	11

	Admit it we all made mistakes when we changed from imperial to metric measurement. 12/06/21 8:03:30	11

	June 2078. "How much longer do we have to quarantine for after our weekend away in Portugal?" 10/06/21 8:17:00	11

	I think it's time the child catcher from Chitty chitty bang bang got glasses. 29/05/21 12:02:03	1 11
If in the state of Vulgaria they insist on imprisoning all of their children, the children that have evaded capture for so long are simply going to get older. --Glyn Evans
	clever Ok I shall stop feeding them now says Captain Hook 08/05/21 20:23:59	11

	Why do they never put a zip in these fancy dress costumes. 27/04/21 20:03:47	11

	lol Still Pamela Stephenson denies anything went on during the Not the 9 o'clock News Christmas party in 1981. 27/02/21 12:12:14	11

	Giant cone lands on Daily Mail headquarters, trainee journalist gets 1st big scoop. 22/02/21 8:03:20	11

	Pets R-USt 03/02/21 8:05:16	11

	No entry 16/01/21 21:15:32	1 11
Especially not by Willie, or Mr. Johnson. --Willie Johnson
	Baby shark I do do do do do . 11/04/24 8:04:27	10

	Optimus not in his prime. 17/03/24 8:05:36	10

	"Honestly love once they say covid restrictions are over you will be the 1st to know. 21/01/24 8:15:55	10

	"Come on I've been waiting 3 days now for you to restock." 20/01/24 12:08:36, edited: 20/01/24 12:12:54	10

	All the President's menu. 18/07/23 8:10:05, edited: 18/07/23 8:10:36	10

	I think the dogs are in season again. 24/06/23 8:17:40	10

	When going on holiday it's always the wife's job to remember to pack his trunks. 26/02/23 8:09:02, edited: 26/02/23 8:09:14	10

	"I know sir it's to take your mind off the fly in your soup." 19/02/23 8:12:49	10

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Congrats Tony, what a dalektable caption!

It'd be awesome if the dalek monument wasn't simply a headstone but also the Mum's sarcophagus!

I don't know if it'd be in true Dr Who fashion if the Mum was a big Dr Who fan and interred as such as the daleks themselves are encased in what you could consider as a mechanical sarcophagus?

Glyn Evans

01/04/24
8:18am

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Congratulations Tony, great caption. Now I know what to have for my own headstone.

Stephen Bean

01/04/24
8:20am

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Well done Tony for your win and excellent caption

Mr Dome

01/04/24
8:59am

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Brilliant caption well deserved. Jest in peace

C CaMel

01/04/24
12:23pm

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Nice one Tony!
Wheely Beloved.

Karen McDonald

01/04/24
7:00pm

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Well done, Tony. Excellent caption.

Dave Bryan

01/04/24
7:29pm

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Thanks all and big shock as not been on
much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave.

Tony S

01/04/24
8:33pm

comment on caption:
The council say we need to change the headstone on your mother's grave. [Tony S]

Sorry I'm late. Congrats, Tony. Great caption and well deserved win.