No, more passion. Channel the feeling of- oh, you're a teenager, you can't feel emotions, pretend you saw a giant duck with teeth.

21/12/20 8:01:15

"Babe, I love you so much!"
"If you drop this I'm going to fucking kill you."

21/12/20 8:00:20

No, it's all completely safe...well, if you bring someone you don't like along in a wheelchair.

21/12/20 7:59:43

Just stare forward and look hot and in a month's time we can charge people thousands for this.

21/12/20 7:58:21

Reborn.

21/12/20 7:57:32

Is it a cult or is it a wellness club? Try it and find out!

21/12/20 7:56:53

No darling, it's intentional. Now you can protect your masculinity and I can at least PRETEND you're going down on me.

21/12/20 7:55:22

I stood outside the window, hearing the clock tick as I waited for my love to return...

21/12/20 7:53:38

THIS is the bad place!

21/12/20 7:52:32

Just act natural.

21/12/20 7:51:28