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31/01/23 20:46:09 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ --Scrijjy Doo
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05/09/23 20:07:24 |
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17/01/21 12:37:55 |
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Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone! 22/11/20 21:15:00 |
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Another stick in the fall? --Al Overy
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23/10/23 12:49:52 |
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02/03/23 20:00:12 |
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"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?" 21/02/21 21:03:46 |
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Davina misunderstood the concept of "bring your pop to school" day. 31/12/23 12:06:25 |
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06/09/23 20:54:36 |
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25/01/21 13:19:23 |
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Because 100 would have been a bad idea. 12/02/23 12:52:00 |
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"How's your new flat?" 26/10/23 14:24:21 |
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12/06/23 12:13:58 |
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Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year. 17/02/21 8:45:42 |
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For about 45 minutes in the early afternoon... you know, just like England. --Mauris Iocus
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Who's got time for the optician whilst the grandson is visiting? 29/11/20 21:05:52 |
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25/10/23 12:35:45 |
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How to get a crate night's sleep. 23/09/23 10:18:51 |
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24/08/23 12:46:26 |
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Only 6 cats? Must be the starter kit. 12/06/23 12:12:12 |
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No, intermediate - there are eight, maybe nine. And a picture of one. --Molly R
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19/03/23 21:01:04 |
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26/01/23 11:23:15 |
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In Soviet Russia, bubble bath take you. 21/12/23 20:05:31 |
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"Mummy, make him stop singing 'Baby Shark', please!" 15/10/23 20:31:56 |
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21/08/23 18:24:20 |
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12/08/23 9:04:29 |
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01/05/23 20:51:40 |
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13/02/23 9:08:23 |
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19/01/23 23:39:13 |
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26/02/21 9:28:46 |
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02/02/21 20:05:19 |
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28/12/20 14:42:01 |
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Wait until you see 2021's model. --Glyn Evans
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"After we finish up here, how about you and me go and have a piss together?" 18/09/23 20:38:43 |
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13/09/23 12:41:21 |
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17/07/23 22:59:00 |
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23/05/23 21:31:08 |
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01/05/23 20:53:10 |
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14/04/23 13:44:37 |
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24/03/23 21:40:02 |
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07/03/23 20:04:29 |
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"Paint me like one of your French cars." 22/02/23 12:49:23 |
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10/02/23 12:15:42 |
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03/02/23 8:00:15 |
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And they said this invention would never bare fruit. 16/01/23 1:11:24 |
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Lance Yarnstrong's famous bicycle 22/02/21 20:06:43 |
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Dave would do anything to avoid wearing a mask. 22/01/21 20:45:16 |
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Nice of Boris to allow that one concession for mask exemption. --Mauris Iocus
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17/12/23 12:09:32 |
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"I wanna hold your gla-a-a-and..." 18/09/23 12:27:19 |
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23/07/23 12:04:29 |
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18/07/23 18:40:16 |
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07/07/23 13:45:57 |
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05/04/23 20:11:19 |
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09/02/23 12:37:56 |
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The club's doorman strictly enforced their new "pants on the outside" dress code. 03/02/23 20:36:09 |
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08/01/23 18:29:36 |
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24/02/21 8:45:29 |
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21/02/21 12:35:53 |
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07/02/21 14:09:59 |
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01/02/21 20:03:51 |
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19/01/21 20:45:51 |
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02/12/20 20:05:44 |
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Only hats with brims, Stephen. Didn't you get the Tweet? 01/12/20 17:19:55 |
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If an erection goes higher than 400 feet, seek medical assistance. 19/09/23 21:45:01 |
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Eminem struggles to come up with a word that rhymes with "smidgen". 19/09/23 21:40:32 |
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Dave was always sticking his hose where it didn't belong. 04/08/23 20:10:26 |
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"sticking his hoes"? (Sorry, it's the dyslexia popping up again.... Dnam it happened again. Those p's in "popping" are the in wrong order.) --Willie Johnson
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05/07/23 13:34:55 |
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11/06/23 20:14:10 |
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24/05/23 13:36:31 |
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11/04/23 13:57:37 |
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31/03/23 20:10:36 |
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You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. 11/03/23 20:09:41 |
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Getting high in your car meant something altogether different in the 70s. 05/03/23 20:15:33 |
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07/02/23 21:00:24 |
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03/02/23 8:00:40 |
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Dave thought he knew what to do next, but he awaited further instructions from Beyoncé. 02/02/23 10:02:54 |
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"The croctologist will see you now." 23/01/23 13:39:47 |
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09/01/23 13:16:59 |
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I can't read sign language, ya cunt. 06/02/21 23:21:58 |
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03/02/21 11:30:30 |
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Always wear shades if you go out in the sun. 01/02/21 20:18:54 |
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23/01/21 23:19:39 |
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Don't you step on my bird seed shoes. 13/01/21 14:11:40 |
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08/01/21 11:14:40 |
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04/01/21 13:05:46 |
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29/12/20 13:50:01 |
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Teens will get high on anything these days. 16/12/20 20:09:26 |
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05/12/20 12:49:23 |
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22/02/24 12:41:21 |
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15/11/23 23:23:31 |
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05/11/23 12:07:45 |
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27/10/23 12:48:56 |
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In Soviet Russia, wall hit you. 28/09/23 12:26:29 |
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"We only agree to get into white vans when we're promised sweets, Mr Dave, sir." 24/09/23 9:50:27 |
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Meals on wheels is what this is a case of. 20/09/23 12:52:55 |
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"We're goin' to the Tesco's and we're... gonna get ma-a-arried." 07/09/23 12:36:34 |
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03/09/23 12:30:07 |
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02/09/23 20:56:54 |
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24/08/23 20:16:02 |
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31/07/23 19:25:28 |
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22/07/23 10:32:57 |
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Pete Townsend just can't help himself from making these concept albums. 18/07/23 21:31:20 |
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Another stick in the fall?
10:27pm
comment on caption:
Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone! [Peter Houle]
Still chuckling about this one. :)
10:36am
comment on caption:
Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone! [Peter Houle]
"If 2020 were a car."
It would not go too far.
2:05am
comment on caption:
If 2020 were a car. [Peter Houle]
Wait until you see 2021's model.
12:45pm
comment on caption:
If 2020 were a car. [Peter Houle]
Nice of Boris to allow that one concession for mask exemption.
9:26pm
comment on caption:
Dave would do anything to avoid wearing a mask. [Peter Houle]
What time?
7:23pm
comment on caption:
Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year. [Peter Houle]
For about 45 minutes in the early afternoon... you know, just like England.
7:44pm
comment on caption:
Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year. [Peter Houle]
There be zeros too. (Looks like you've escaped that fate with this caption, congratulations.)
7:07am
comment on caption:
There be captions. [Peter Houle]
Fuzzy underbelly
10:06am
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Cat Woman's "Cat Signal" didn't have quite the same effect on Gotham's criminal underbelly as the "Bat Signal" did. [Peter Houle]