Cistern overload!

20/06/22 20:17:59

My Lethal Pony

25/09/21 12:04:45

Democat

24/09/21 20:53:17

Crêpe Suzette

24/08/21 20:19:59

"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away."

26/04/21 12:10:39

Sparreau

18/12/20 12:30:19

She's a keeper.

06/07/20 20:18:20

Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes.

11/03/20 20:02:22

lol

'That catnip packs a punch!'

10/03/20 12:13:58

Porcupineapple

11/12/19 12:00:17

Enema fire

12/11/19 8:28:41

007 seems to lay a lot more than the others.

20/08/19 8:41:02

My Lickle Pony

06/08/19 23:17:04

Lemonate flooring

14/04/19 20:04:47

Findus keepers

28/12/18 12:32:59

Mr Grey's anatomy

17/12/18 20:00:18

creative

🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

04/12/18 20:01:30

The early bird

25/09/18 12:00:26

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 20:01:20

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵

11/08/18 12:16:24

clever

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

31/03/24 8:09:24

"Quick! Pass me Handel's Water Music!"

25/07/22 12:04:22

I'd rather have a breakfast beagle.

22/04/22 12:09:15

Chris Packham makes an exciting discovery after dropping some Hubba Bubba near an ant colony.

25/08/21 12:50:08

Slush puppy

11/05/21 8:10:13

Not to scale

01/04/21 12:04:07

"And then the man sticks his tongue in the lady's mouth and that's how babies are made."

08/07/20 20:37:21

Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain.

27/06/20 16:48:28, edited: 24/12/23 1:35:55

'Not a square meal, but it'll have to do.'

31/05/20 12:32:38

clever

"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?"

09/03/20 20:00:10

Pac-man

19/01/20 20:06:10

Pretty vacant

01/01/20 12:17:06

I got mine online.

15/12/19 12:38:58

Ugly mug

01/11/19 12:00:09

Captioneers furious over theft of caption box.

25/08/19 12:24:03

clever

Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers.

19/02/19 12:07:13

Steam mates

02/01/19 12:00:19

A prickly pair

19/12/18 12:00:18

Problem page

17/10/18 12:00:18

The upper crust

08/10/18 20:00:24

Heels on wheels

20/09/18 12:00:24

Pomme bears

24/12/23 8:01:12

Jay-Lo

17/10/23 20:04:47

He's obviously on the spectrum.

06/09/23 20:12:16

Cat à comb

07/08/23 8:06:42

Godspeed

01/08/23 20:10:33

Rear of the Year

19/01/22 8:05:24

"... but you said you would never eat anything with a face!"

17/12/21 21:25:07

Little nipper

09/11/21 13:03:01

"We're going to call her Rosé."

07/08/21 12:20:02

"And the winner of the Princess Leia Lookalike contest is ..."

14/12/20 20:54:10

SOME 1 crashed into it the following day.

19/11/20 20:12:06

"Get a move on Zippy, we're on in ten minutes!"

11/09/20 20:17:43

Marmalade sandwich

07/07/20 12:00:13

"Happy Mother's Day. I know it's late, but I wasn't around on March 22nd."

22/04/20 12:10:15

Pickled Pink

15/04/20 12:24:01

"Faster, faster Bambi. Don't look back. Keep running. Keep running!"
BANG!!!

15/03/20 20:35:20

Ribbed for your pleasure.

05/03/20 12:04:28

clever

The Prince and the Gawper.

26/02/20 8:30:36

"Season's Grootings to you!"

29/12/19 12:15:35

Rumour has it the prince enjoyed an Americano.

05/12/19 13:00:45

There are times when a man needs to freshen up his helmet.

01/12/19 20:18:41

"I'm thinking of taking him to see the vet. He seems a bit off colour."

09/11/19 8:48:27

"I'm really diggin' your car man!"

29/10/19 8:54:07

What a Fanta-stic dress!

19/10/19 20:54:28

Debbie Harry's STILL Hangin' on the Telephone.

08/05/19 8:24:57

Wear and tear

09/01/19 8:36:57

Seek and thou shalt Findus.

06/01/19 20:11:55

"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..."

06/11/18 8:06:21

Puss in Glutes

15/09/18 20:00:20

Warning: May contain bones.

27/08/18 9:14:10

Blow job

15/08/18 8:02:14

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 9:40:16

Pans People

18/03/24 20:15:56

He's a Mains Coon

18/02/24 20:03:14

"Sorry babe, they were out of 99s, so I got you a 57 instead."

13/02/24 12:15:19

"And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' we track down Peters and Lee."

03/02/24 12:24:57

"Don't forget to include my Rose bush."

24/01/24 14:48:39

Mr McGregor was beginning to regret using Miracle Gro on his lettuces.

24/08/23 20:24:28

Newton was clearly on the spectrum.

09/04/22 20:00:34

Yummy Mummy

09/11/21 12:21:36

"He's so full of energy."

20/10/21 8:22:50

"The one on the left is better quality. It's a no-brainer."

12/10/21 12:24:31

Sea monkeys are quite fascinating when viewed under a microscope.

04/10/21 20:50:26

"Make fun of my zits again and I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!"

20/06/21 20:35:39

That's Jim on the left and Dave on the white.

30/11/20 12:08:07

"I'm not sure which is worse, going in the washing machine or being shagged by the labrador."

07/06/20 12:54:36

Touching the void

12/05/20 12:29:06

Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga?

17/03/20 12:10:58

Onesie for the road.

10/02/20 20:00:13

She's lovin' it!

02/02/20 20:00:11

She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress!

20/12/19 20:21:10

"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!"

17/11/19 20:54:29

And still Miss Havisham waits.

15/08/19 9:23:33

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 12:02:20

"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you."

25/04/19 12:07:27

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

"Gay pride, just my luck!"

01/12/18 9:56:27

"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!"

01/12/18 9:01:47