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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 19:07:04 |
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08/09/18 19:01:07 |
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21/02/25 20:10:58 |
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03/11/24 20:06:17 |
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Very true
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27/09/24 11:04:04 |
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24/09/24 11:01:00 |
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29/07/24 11:02:01 |
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I never realised how wavy her hair was. 30/04/24 11:17:47 |
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13/04/24 11:03:16 |
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27/01/24 12:01:31 |
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13/08/23 19:04:44 |
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02/08/23 19:03:46 |
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02/05/21 14:51:28, edited: 24/12/23 1:38:20 |
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20/08/20 19:06:21 |
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🎵 It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 19:00:09 |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 19:47:47 |
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"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 19:33:57 |
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The sermon isn't going to give itself.
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18/07/20 11:52:09 |
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Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43 |
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We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 11:01:45 |
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22/08/19 7:55:03 |
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30/03/19 20:20:18 |
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You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31 |
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"I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12 |
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30/12/18 20:00:18 |
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Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43 |
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29/11/18 8:12:20 |
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You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21 |
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03/09/18 7:23:35 |
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"Don't eat it. It's poissoned." 13/03/25 12:03:56 |
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21/02/25 12:01:30 |
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28/11/24 20:05:21 |
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Number 2 on the Sunday Times Bestseller list. 26/09/24 11:03:59 |
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14/08/24 11:00:37 |
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The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. 22/07/24 19:02:00 |
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31/03/24 7:05:12 |
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25/03/24 8:07:30 |
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20/06/22 19:17:59 |
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25/09/21 11:04:45 |
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24/09/21 19:53:17 |
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Republicats
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24/08/21 19:19:59 |
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Creep Suzette
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"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away." 26/04/21 11:10:39 |
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18/12/20 12:30:19 |
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Just checking my French and the first hit on Google for "eau" was the European Association of Urology, which I thought was kind of funny.
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06/07/20 19:18:20 |
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Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes. 11/03/20 20:02:22 |
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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard.
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10/03/20 12:13:58 |
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11/12/19 12:00:17 |
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12/11/19 8:28:41 |
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007 seems to lay a lot more than the others. 20/08/19 7:41:02 |
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That's because the world is not an oeuf.
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06/08/19 22:17:04 |
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14/04/19 19:04:47 |
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28/12/18 12:32:59 |
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17/12/18 20:00:18 |
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🎵 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree. 04/12/18 20:01:30 |
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25/09/18 11:00:26 |
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22/08/18 19:01:20 |
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18/08/18 11:00:47 |
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🎵 Let your fingers do the walking 🎵 11/08/18 11:16:24 |
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24/01/25 20:14:39, edited: 24/01/25 20:19:40, |
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11/11/24 20:01:07 |
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28/08/24 11:11:23, edited: 28/08/24 12:20:55, |
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01/08/24 7:00:47 |
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12/06/24 7:02:41 |
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06/06/24 11:00:54 |
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Cleanliness is next to godliness. 31/03/24 7:09:24 |
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"Quick! Pass me Handel's Water Music!" 25/07/22 11:04:22 |
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I'd rather have a breakfast beagle. 22/04/22 11:09:15 |
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Chris Packham makes an exciting discovery after dropping some Hubba Bubba near an ant colony. 25/08/21 11:50:08 |
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11/05/21 7:10:13 |
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01/04/21 11:04:07 |
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"And then the man sticks his tongue in the lady's mouth and that's how babies are made." 08/07/20 19:37:21 |
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Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain. 27/06/20 15:48:28, edited: 24/12/23 1:35:55 |
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'Not a square meal, but it'll have to do.' 31/05/20 11:32:38 |
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"What do you mean, Tesco's run out of Andrex?" 09/03/20 20:00:10 |
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Good link with the panic buying.
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19/01/20 20:06:10 |
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01/01/20 12:17:06 |
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15/12/19 12:38:58 |
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01/11/19 12:00:09 |
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Captioneers furious over theft of caption box. 25/08/19 11:24:03 |
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Admittedly it wasn't a perfect match but beggars can't be choosers. 19/02/19 12:07:13 |
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Brilliant! I've filled my quota this week (I'm a newbie) but if anyone wants:John Leg-end: (Nearly) All of Methey're welcome to it!
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02/01/19 12:00:19 |
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19/12/18 12:00:18 |
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17/10/18 11:00:18 |
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08/10/18 19:00:24 |
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20/09/18 11:00:24 |
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10/03/25 20:09:41 |
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11/02/25 8:10:23 |
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"And the old dear is in the lead ..." 25/01/25 12:01:14 |
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11/01/25 12:01:30 |
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01/12/24 20:09:07 |
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24/12/23 8:01:12 |
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17/10/23 19:04:47 |
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He's obviously on the spectrum. 06/09/23 19:12:16 |
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In Soviet Russia, spectrum on you.
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07/08/23 7:06:42 |
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01/08/23 19:10:33 |
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19/01/22 8:05:24 |
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"... but you said you would never eat anything with a face!" 17/12/21 21:25:07 |
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*Chomp* "It doesn't have a face any more."
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09/11/21 13:03:01 |
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"We're going to call her Rosé." 07/08/21 11:20:02 |
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suggested edits
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Show of Hands... Is this the winning caption?
12:52pm
comment on caption:
Say what you want about Dave, but his foreplay is out of this world. [Karyn Harrison]
Thanks, Molly.
12:17pm
comment on caption:
Remember when Michael Portaloo lost his seat? [Karyn Harrison]
Dave had more than a hand in this.
2:16pm
comment on caption:
Dave finally dumped his girlfriend. [Karyn Harrison]
he let her down gently
4:55pm
comment on caption:
Dave finally dumped his girlfriend. [Karyn Harrison]
Looks more like his flat mate.
7:05pm
comment on caption:
Dave finally dumped his girlfriend. [Karyn Harrison]
I've added a few words to my caption since you voted for it, Scrijjy. Can revert to the original if you'd prefer.
7:36am
comment on caption:
"Giddy-up, Dobbin. We've got to get a picture of that woman stuck in the basketball net for caption.me!" [Karyn Harrison]
"Thursday's child is full of... Who o o ah! What a scary looking kid."
1:42am
comment on caption:
"Mrs Brown, you've got an ugly daughter." [Karyn Harrison]
see 12:07:59
3:45pm
comment on caption:
"Don't worry, Volodymyr, I'll protect you." [Karyn Harrison]
I felt both captions were a little different so did not feel the need to delete my own. In mine Trump is the shark, Starmer is the diver and Zelensky is the little fish.
7:18pm
comment on caption:
"Don't worry, Volodymyr, I'll protect you." [Karyn Harrison]
Fair call, Cap Auth. Also, at 16 seconds later I'm guessing this caption was independent and merely a timing clash. I was working on my own version when these two appeared seemingly at the same time
7:28pm
comment on caption:
"Don't worry, Volodymyr, I'll protect you." [Karyn Harrison]