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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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03/10/22 20:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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24/06/23 20:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 20:11:48 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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02/05/23 20:00:30 |
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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08/08/18 20:03:17 |
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 20:02:51 |
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01/10/22 20:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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All her heirs.
8:25pm
comment on caption:
"They can't do this to me!
I have a right to see my
five hundred grandchildren." [Crunchy Chords]
Can you really blame them, Dave, since that's how you've always let them in?
11:03pm
comment on caption:
Some of my boyfriends have been surprisingly disappointed when I've told them they can't come in my back door. [Crunchy Chords]
Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
7:23am
comment on caption:
"... And he just ran in whilst I was on
the phone, took off his clothes, put on
his tights and cape, and left!"
"You saw Superman naked?"
"Who said anything about Superman?" [Crunchy Chords]
(Trying to recall the name of the band.)
11:18pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Now you're just some Body that I used to gnaw. 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Gun-o-rear
8:10pm
comment on caption:
Deja spew: that strange feeling that you've had this explosive diarrhoea before. [Crunchy Chords]
Allow me to show you the door. -Anon
8:37pm
comment on caption:
She was so excited about the coronation that ciabatta souvenir. [Crunchy Chords]
Thanks Karen! Good suggestion.
And yes, Peter, I'll see myself out.
12:29am
comment on caption:
She was so excited about the coronation that ciabatta souvenir. [Crunchy Chords]
I don't know what to say about this one, Cap Auth
8:04pm
comment on caption:
"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]
There's a grain of truth in every fairy tale, James. Although I'm sure you would let the lady back inside.
8:32pm
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"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]
Reminds me of From Russia with Love. James is probably fighting the supposed Russian agent who’s really a double agent for WEF inside the sleeper carriage.
12:52pm
comment on caption:
"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]