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	Can I get a Witness? 24/10/15 20:02:13	4

	Close the bloody windows, you're letting all the heat out! 15/10/15 17:23:33	4

	Hi, my name is Michael. I was born in 1871. My mother abandoned me at birth, leaving me to die in the fields in the early morning. Maybe a fox would eat me, perhaps I'd simply die of thirst beneath the hot sun. A she-wolf took me and for months I lived with the pack, struggling for milk and to survive. Somehow I lived. Later, a man found me in the forest and took me from the wolves, my only family, into his circus, where I became a performing freak, oggled by snarling visitors and starved once again of all love and affection. Now, thankfully, this terrible life is over, and I am dead and buried, passed back to the earth. All that survives of me is this photograph. Thank you for listening. 14/10/15 20:24:07	1 4
I especially like the way it is not the wolves but the people that snarl. Great story. --Tony Busby
	I'm so glad I found you after all these years mum. 14/10/15 10:51:59	4

	Help! Posted this at 9:11 and called, but no answer! 09/10/15 9:11:45	4

	Bum cheeka wah wah 05/10/15 20:46:49	4

	It was discrete and never mentioned, but everyone knew bestiality was rife in the area. 06/09/15 21:02:59	4

	The Royal Society for the Pretention of Birds 15/08/15 19:20:09	4

	Percy pig scored with his new deoderant - Lynx: "bom chick Chihuahua!" 25/07/15 21:13:36	4

	Crazy Horse 10/07/15 20:05:54	4

	Another Chick In The Wall 10/07/15 10:12:21	1 4
That's cool --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Unfortunate oversight 23/06/15 20:28:04	4

	To get the most from your visit, it's always best to tip the locals. 28/11/16 9:29:01	3

	Becoming President had quickly taken its toll on Donald Trump. 25/09/16 19:40:27	3

	"Bloody lost again, there's always summit." 23/09/16 8:14:37	3

	At last it's arrived! The powerful new router for my wi-fly. 19/09/16 10:35:51	3

	OptRex 28/07/16 15:18:36	3

	Slumdogfish Millionaire 26/04/16 10:02:31	3

	Very heavy petting 20/04/16 13:51:28	3

	What a total fucking weirdo, no one in their right mind wears an open neck shirt with glasses. 15/04/16 13:03:46	3

	Skim Bassinger 07/04/16 13:41:25	3

	"I had a blast, sitting on the throne." "I'll leave it half an hour then." 04/04/16 21:22:06	3

	"I won't be too long mamma, I'm just taking him up Shit Creek." 21/03/16 15:07:13	3

	So tasty.. they melt in your mouth. 18/03/16 14:21:02	3

	Dave's journalistic career didn't last, he kept revealing his sources. 15/03/16 23:10:00	3

	Tom was certainly enjoying his first face full of hot cock. 15/03/16 22:27:03	3

	Welcome to Cockermouth 10/03/16 8:03:35	1 3
Welcome to Wideopen..... --Mr Dome
	The sign caused a major backslash. 09/03/16 12:02:31	3

	Hell hath no fury like a woman SORNed 23/02/16 22:06:53	3

	Okay, I want a 28 day matured fillet steak, three days off and an evening with that sexy poodle down the road. THEN I'll mow the lawn. 10/02/16 20:50:37	3

	Taken its toll road 27/01/16 5:30:35	3

	Excuse me, would you mind staying in your lane. 14/01/16 8:19:51	3

	Pillion Dollar Baby 13/01/16 22:08:53	3

	The Thorn Birds 14/12/15 11:55:38	3

	The new site merchandising, Caption Ears, made them feel stylish and alive and, after a quick cuppa, ready to go at it like rabbits. 31/10/15 9:57:44	3

	The keepers liked to exercise their imaginations by getting the crocs to play "Spin the Tail off the Donkey." 26/10/15 22:50:46	3

	When questioned about the strange find, Police said they were completely stumped. 23/10/15 20:40:39	3

	Hello, we're here for the audition. It said you don't work with children or animals, so we've come in disguise. 21/10/15 21:55:05	3

	As the girls went about their work, the car with tinted windows seemed to develop a strange mind of its own, making unusual jerky movements for a couple of minutes, before finally settling to a relaxed and quiet halt. 15/10/15 21:36:07	3

	Hi, this is Ashley, and I'm Madison. 15/10/15 9:33:49	3

	"You're coming with me." "That'll be a first." 10/10/15 20:19:09	3

	Lights... Camera On... Inaction... 07/10/15 15:34:02	3

	Lambpoon 05/10/15 10:24:01	3

	Canute tell what is is yet? 03/10/15 20:10:09	3

	Hmm, I-cy. 03/10/15 14:49:55	3

	Coco Chanel 03/10/15 10:20:03	3

	Meat and two vag 02/10/15 12:02:11	3

	What's the big deal, it's just another Police cover up. 30/09/15 22:53:13	3

	Pictured at last, the MPs favoured mode of transport, the bandwagon. 30/09/15 12:29:05	3

	Japanese VW owner spotted leaving test station, after failing with dodgy air filter. 28/09/15 12:34:55	3

	Animatronix toys are great, but the batteries run out too quickly. 28/09/15 9:43:29	3

	After killing her lazy good for nothing husband, she rigged up the corpse for one last hurrah. 23/09/15 8:45:02	3

	"It's a terrifying war dance, striking fear and dread into opponents and rendering them paralysed them with fear." "Great, when do they start?" 20/09/15 8:44:20	3

	Lights! Camera! Inaction! 17/09/15 21:56:30	3

	The Rugby team had played the biscuit game on the slides, but had to shoot off before the Police arrived. 15/09/15 12:22:15	3 3
Am I the only one who had to google 'biscuit game'? I'm such a sweet innocent girl you see! --Tracy Davidson
	One green bottle that would definitely not be allowed to accidentally fall. 08/09/15 21:24:03	3

	The girls were having terrific fun eating the succulent beef, but sadly couldn't hold their breath much longer. 18/08/15 12:39:44	3

	Laugh all you like, it's a thousand quid a pop and third time this week I've won Best In Show. 11/08/15 13:00:55	3

	Jake's nose was seriously blocked, with a massive red owl. 01/08/15 20:41:38	3

	Told you, birds do pee in the shower 27/07/15 14:13:06	3

	Captionears 26/07/15 10:16:13	3

	Sally loves Midget Gems 25/07/15 13:49:17	3

	"Yummmy, I love massive melons." 24/07/15 13:28:05	3

	Janet loved the old crocs, but maybe next time she'd wear something more comfortable 23/07/15 10:11:36	3

	Children should be partially seen and not heard 20/07/15 12:17:13	1 3

	"Fifty bucks says we find those ketamine mules today." 15/07/15 10:45:31	3

	Eureka! 30/06/15 8:20:14	3

	Disadvintaged 29/06/15 9:37:26	3

	"Can I get a caramel ribbon crunch frappuccino, the buttery caramel syrup one, blended with coffee, milk and ice, topped with dark caramel sauce, whipped cream, caramel drizzle and crunchy caramel sugar, a double shot with light whip? Oh, and extra caramel please." "No you fucking well can't, I've finished for the day." 28/06/15 11:40:43	3

	Dad, will yours always be bigger than mine? 27/06/15 9:32:52	3

	Stool Pigeons 23/06/15 12:46:37	3