Magners suspected sabotage by a rival brewer, after the cowboy was shot with three arrows.

19/08/13 20:30:30

creative

They are utterly without pity, compassion or remorse, look at them off with their plungers to charge Extortionate Extortionate rates. Bloody Plumbers.

10/07/13 8:55:42

If you are Disabled most people ignore you, and if you're next to an over weight person even Captioneers don't see you.

30/07/13 15:14:59

I'm not Alfredo you.

29/08/13 16:10:48

His Wife wanted to Kerb his internet use.

22/08/13 0:37:55

The Seagull always landed on small Buoys.

01/08/13 8:54:07

The Maid was in the garden pegging out the clothes, when down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose.

20/07/13 14:51:26

Police Officer> You do realize you have to be sixteen to ride a Moped.
Well I'm Ten and he's Six so that makes Sixteen.

14/07/13 14:17:44

lol

Is the Rocket clear for launch?
No the Zippers stuck.

21/06/13 9:46:53

One Wedding and a Funeral.

19/06/13 23:43:00

Frank Zappa.

31/08/13 22:47:43

He suffered from Tinnitus, but it had spread all over his face.

17/08/13 8:54:31

Bryan was later arrested, after adding his address and telephone number.

15/08/13 17:02:36

There's no P in Bryan.

15/08/13 16:50:08

It's just a phaser they're going through.

04/08/13 13:58:34

Trouser Mausers.

16/07/13 12:39:38

It will give the Sleepers Nightmares.

01/07/13 20:16:36

Bernie

17/06/13 22:40:50

If you'd just laid 100 eggs do you not think you'd be blue in the face?

06/09/13 12:30:10

The smell of Jasmine and Honeysuckle filled the air in the Brides dressing room.
The smell of fear and despair hung in the Grooms.

15/08/13 17:15:14

How did you sleep?
Rough.

25/07/13 8:36:39

What's with these offal photos?

20/07/13 12:00:35

Anyone fancy an Indian?

29/06/13 13:06:22

She stopped the Wolf by pressing Paws.

29/06/13 12:57:11