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Heads will roll
8:13am
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Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]
Heads will roll is a good stand alone caption would get a like from me.
8:22am
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Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]
Can you still grin to get it in?
11:01pm
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Is it just me or did Wagon Wheels seem bigger when we were kids? [Mark England]
Monkey tennis?
6:20pm
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"..then marauding elephants are rampaging through town and that's where they meet Rubber Eye. She's sort of like Medusa but instead of stone she can turn things to rubber"
"Sorry, It's not for us, Mr Partridge" [Mark England]
'You annoying big bastard!' shouted the captioneers
4:53pm
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"You little bastards!" Shouted Gulliver [Mark England]
Though she is a fan of Chanukeir Starmer
3:23pm
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Dave Laboured away putting up his Christmas decorations, while Tracy was a bit more Conservative [Mark England]
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990.
5:21pm
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"Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" [Mark England]
Should enter them in the Olympics at 20.18
10:31pm
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It wasn't much of a surprise that Kamil couldn't get any customers to ride his two and three legged camels. [Mark England]
He didn't post any captions.
8:05am
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He had a day off on Sundays [Mark England]
Nod to 12:10:38
12:22pm
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Deddy Boys [Mark England]