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	lol creative Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36	29

	lol They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18	27

	lol x2 I think she's about to toe it away. 09/04/16 12:33:31	1 22
Very funny. --Pete
	lol creative ....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf. 02/05/13 10:03:09	22

	creative x2 clever x3 Honey, have you checked on the twins? 06/10/15 9:41:27	21

	lol x2 We only wear them for special equations. 10/11/13 20:36:45	1 21
Undoubtedly Caption of the Week if ever there was one- fantastic! --Michael Winner
	The mourning after the flight before. 10/07/12 12:22:22	21

	lol creative Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie. 27/06/14 11:39:22	1 20
This I find so funny every time I see it, just had to give it the maximum. Brilliant caption! (no appologies for the exclamation mark) --John Glover
	The last night of the prams. 07/02/13 9:22:29	20

	The coast road was showing signs of old age. 01/02/13 12:08:46	1 20
Nice --sandeep chahal
	Incontinence 05/11/11 20:27:52	1 20
This is genius man! --Spud Jones
	lol Meetin' two veg. 27/07/15 8:06:13	19

	No win, no fee, no photocopier, no table, no.... 28/10/13 15:04:52	2 19
No tarypublic --Lee Hauxwell
	Its the only place he can find Comfort. 03/05/13 12:03:44	19

	That guy out there's been waving at me for ages, but 'll be darned if I know him. 11/03/13 9:58:52	19

	"Is that your dog?" "That depends. Are those your balls?" 22/09/22 15:41:16	17

	Yep. Brakes on the tractor are fixed. 04/03/22 20:31:58	16

	75% off. 26/12/21 21:09:19	16

	I guess it'll soon be time to wave you goodbye. 16/07/14 12:34:21	16

	creative Stan was telling one of his cornea jokes. 25/04/14 21:52:14	16


28/06/12 11:46:47		14 16

	Whenever he sat down his drink went flat. 18/11/11 20:03:18	1 16

	lol No you fool, I wanted a PRAWN Salad. 21/11/13 20:02:02	15

	creative "We'd better get a hire van" "What we really need mate, is a higher bridge" 04/02/13 9:25:10	15

	Not as happy as they seam. 26/09/12 12:45:14	15

	Ken could not escape from his nightmayor 06/05/12 20:00:39	15

	Now we've lost the lead. 01/10/21 20:17:25	15

	That's two off the bucket list in one go. 31/08/18 21:08:26	15

	Honey! I don't think this is the right lid for the blender. 07/09/15 14:47:04	15

	creative Bin Trouble in Little Diner. 18/05/20 13:40:22	14

	Damn it! Its the screw in type. 14/09/15 9:39:25	14

	He just plays on anon anon anon... 03/06/15 21:50:38	14

	lol After being cooped up all day Rex was now ready for a slash. 23/02/15 11:30:57	1 14

	John and Colin survived but Frank, unfortunately, had screwed a tin of boot polish onto his mask. 03/09/14 21:18:22	14

	She has one of those faces that's hard to read. 25/05/14 12:49:26	14

	What clown left that here? 25/10/13 16:45:33	14

	Costa Del Skol 25/11/12 10:22:48	14

	The walls have smears. 09/07/12 20:00:24	14

	Exorcise 10/12/11 11:59:41	14

	She exercised religiously. 10/12/11 11:42:05	3 14

	She decided to skip prayers. 10/12/11 11:26:14	14

	Cafe Rouge 27/10/11 20:01:49	1 14

	If things got out of hand they could call in the Gherkin Regiment. 24/06/14 12:39:22	13

	These were full length jeans when I started cutting the grass. 17/06/14 20:53:49	13

	Its a bust! 12/07/13 20:24:07	13

	I've barely spent a penny on it. 02/06/13 13:09:47	13

	The colour of bunny 05/04/13 20:01:27	13

	🎵 If you wish upon a bra 🎵 18/02/13 1:51:52	13

	This looks like a booby trap. 13/02/13 20:01:47	13

	Like most continental beers it lacks body. 21/01/13 11:29:45	13

	It goes from 0 - 60 okay but to get to no. 78 you have to wind it up again. 20/12/12 9:57:12	2 13

	..and here's your table sir. Now just wait while I sort you out a stool. 10/11/12 23:45:52	13

	It came free with the arm chair. 02/09/12 12:13:47	13

	We were making a fortune until we put that sign up and then people just stopped coming. 14/10/21 20:01:10	1 13

	I was hoping to leave active service but it appears the army have me over a barrel. 10/05/20 23:34:36	13

	creative No I'm sorry Bobo we still can't go to the park. 30/04/20 12:31:06	13

	I bet you spend ages at the filling station. 10/06/19 20:13:33	13

	lol It was nice of that Mr Cosby to buy us all a drink. 31/12/15 16:43:41	2 13
They do say you should never meet your heroes. --Lucky Elperro
	How he hated the knights in that bed. 23/11/15 21:28:12	13

	They were playing the right notes but clearly the wrong pitch. 02/06/15 9:09:07	13

	Jerry and the Pacemaker 03/03/15 9:31:51	13

	I said it was a mistake to put them so close to the bats. 12/09/22 11:00:36	12

	clever Only stools and horses 28/04/20 10:18:51	12

	creative The roast of Christmas future. 20/12/15 23:53:11	1 12

	All dressed up and nowhere to glow. 26/01/15 20:15:55	12

	Herbie rides again. 13/12/14 15:09:37	1 12

	lol I hear his poor wife is going round with a bucket. 12/11/13 20:21:15	1 12

	creative He cost me 20 Guinness. 02/05/13 12:20:09	12

	Mamma said if I get lost, to go and stand by something big. 22/04/13 13:13:08	12

	Did I see you girls on Thongs of Praise? 12/02/13 13:01:52	1 12
Or are you just wistfully thinking of Thora Hird in Praise Be? --Spud Gunn
	Visiting the tattoo artist twice a week its no wonder he's overdrawn. 07/01/13 21:07:02	12

	"No way will you get me in that banger" 31/07/12 20:00:15	1 12

	Preparing the national dish. 03/07/12 11:09:51	12

	Cunnilinguists 27/01/12 17:15:51	12

	Mummy these balls don't bounce 19/08/22 20:29:30	11

	lol This is agony! Have you finished painting yet? 21/07/22 20:44:41	11

	clever x2 I warned them not to spin the roundabout so fast. 07/07/22 0:18:56	1 11
Don't be boring. --Al Overy
	Take it quickly I'm needed in the next bay. 03/12/21 12:14:39	11

	"....and who's going to water it?" "Don't worry, your Dad will soon do that." 23/11/21 12:08:38	3 11
"....and who's going to water it?""Don't worry, your Dad will soon dew that." --Willie Johnson
	Another glass of wine and then back to my place for a toad in the hole. 29/10/21 12:02:45	11

	The street girls of Grimsby get ready to welcome the returning trawlers. 05/05/20 20:02:18	11

	When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill. 21/04/20 12:19:55	11

	creative Ok 5 more minutes but then it's the penguin's turn. 11/08/18 22:56:40	11

	Dukes of haphazard. 16/06/16 20:16:01	1 11
Sorry but a first I read that as dupes of haphazard. --Barrie Bullock
	My God! You've had a conversion. 10/09/15 11:57:47	11

	lol Bollocks Colin! I only came this evening because you said the performers were dressed in stockings and nothing else. 26/02/15 20:57:04	11

	He said he'd beheading off to the pub. 17/12/13 20:27:55	11

	The food is great. But the litter outside the shop.... 01/10/13 10:42:50	11

	I only asked for side burns. 17/06/13 21:53:38	11

	"Does it come with a catholitic converter?" 14/03/13 21:20:48	11

	It was all a bit much to take in. 22/02/13 21:21:14	11

	Too much smoking had made him a little horse. 22/02/13 13:14:44	11

	"Did you screw her?" "No, I just used strong adhesive" 17/01/13 9:25:16	11

	A Farewell to Arms. 08/01/13 20:00:12	1 11

	Capital punishment. 21/12/12 9:33:23	11

	T J Hooker 16/12/12 13:07:24	11

	It has little face value. 12/12/12 20:12:11	11

	They were a dog fearing couple. 18/11/12 20:32:36	11

	Hey Steve the smell from this bag of soap powder is making me feel sick. Would you mind holding it for me? 09/08/12 20:09:20	11

	Tip-Toe through the two lips. 17/07/12 20:04:22	11