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	The great thing about The Sun is you can wipe your arse with it afterwards. 29/03/12 11:00:33	1 7

	A near Miss for Mr Bump. 23/03/12 20:00:44	7

	Butts Fizz 18/11/11 20:00:21	1 7

	Third World Adoption; like taking candy from a baby. 15/11/11 11:06:13	7

	"You got a spare tenner lady?" 05/11/11 16:04:53	7

	George couldn't understand why they shouted "Go and see kelp" when they clearly needed an ambulance. 02/11/11 20:01:33	7

	She wasn't a very enthusiastic vegetarian, more of a Vege-might. 02/11/11 11:01:10	7

	In Paris, Eiffel into bad eating habits. 23/10/11 11:01:30	7

	Not the windfall he was expecting. 21/10/11 21:43:21	7

	"Can I be the fairy?" 14/10/11 12:11:14	7

	Narcowlepsy 27/09/11 12:36:31	7

	Internet Explorer version 1 07/09/11 11:06:53	1 7

	Triplikate. 05/07/12 20:10:37	6

	The Fur Norseman of the Apocalypse. 30/06/12 20:01:45	6

	MILF from the Filth. 31/05/12 20:26:10	6

	When they're this stubborn, they're known as 'Shits of the Desert'. 29/04/12 12:17:54	1 6

	The Pink Wafers v Jammy Dodgers was a rather flaky game. 24/04/12 11:02:29	6

	Force Swing Door Technique 23/04/12 11:00:31	6

	Ken Barlow never gives up. 21/04/12 20:15:59	6

	Bell Boy's Palsy 27/03/12 20:00:23	1 6

	After waiting all night for a bus, they needed a taxi (dermist). 21/03/12 11:01:16	6

	She got really wet when he kissed her. 14/03/12 20:22:45	6

	Chelsey's Flower Show 07/03/12 11:00:44	6

	Marcia always gravitated towards the bargain basement. 26/11/11 20:00:36	6

	Despite the police order, he couldn't put her down. 21/11/11 11:00:49	6

	Catch it. Bin it. Kill it. 01/11/11 20:01:56	6

	Bad spell of weather. 29/10/11 20:01:05	6

	"Toupee or not Toupee?" 19/10/11 8:49:53	6

	Laid back at the wine bar. 15/10/11 20:03:09	6

	Chris Beached 03/10/11 11:00:16	6

	Attract attire 02/10/11 11:28:38	6

	Mouthwash 01/10/11 11:00:30	6

	Chicken omelette...deconstructed. 15/11/22 20:10:06	1 6
You've just made me realise what a genocidal dish chicken omelette is. --James Lennox
	As his sleeves set on fire, Teddy and Dolly pissed themselves. 19/10/22 20:21:53	6

	His good friends called him ‘the kernel’ 23/09/22 20:05:09	6

	lol " Wouldn't it be luverly?" Shrieks an ageing Eliza Doolittle at the sight of Henry Higgins' boner. 17/07/18 15:13:29	6

	There's nothing like a bit of piss and quiet. 19/09/15 9:32:01	6

	Who said pyramid schemes don't work? 14/09/15 8:02:12	6

	One day they'd be brave gun dogs, but as nervous pups they needed protection from noisy Rice Krispies. 04/09/15 9:24:10	6

	Goosey enjoyed a quick freshen up after visiting his lady's chamber. 27/07/15 12:14:05	6

	Dress code: Obesity genes 17/07/15 20:20:41	6

	Unable to resist a moment longer, Emma found a private spot to relieve her itch. 11/07/15 8:16:19	6

	Despite the warning, Archimedes would bathe on principle. 30/06/15 8:35:28	6

	Why asterisk? It's just inarticulate. 21/06/15 9:51:39	6

	Somewhere in that pool there’s a child with three feet 19/10/22 8:04:20	5

	clever It all started when he ate a seeded roll at the Chelsea Flower Show. 14/09/22 12:05:17	5

	Last time I saw that much wildlife on someone's helmet I was working at the Clap Clinic. 23/07/18 8:07:01	5

	Interesting, but they'll never make the press. 22/03/16 12:33:23	5

	And the Lord said unto them " Puss be with you" 14/03/16 20:13:22	5

	Something's not right. 23/10/15 8:01:21	5

	Cocoa pop 09/09/15 20:31:48	5

	Backing track 09/09/15 12:59:11	5

	"Help me please...I've been dognapped and I'm terrierfied" 19/08/15 12:01:41	5

	Something to keep the kids occupied on our safari holiday; bored game. 06/08/15 8:10:50	5

	"When I asked you to hire two blonde fillies for a poolside shoot I meant...." 31/07/15 12:34:36	5

	These Sikhs were certainly well caste 31/07/15 8:34:30	5

	The world's first Irish conjoined triplets; for Rebecca that would be quite a mouthful. 25/07/15 12:11:19	5

	Claire wondered if the tide was coming in. 23/07/15 12:00:52	5

	"What's the matter with you? You'd normally bite my hand off" 22/07/15 10:03:52	1 5
Love at first bite --Leroy Brown
	Little did she know that after 40 years of arguing about who was going to ride the shopping trolley, he was about to chuck her in the canal. 14/07/15 8:18:56	5

	Fancy dressage 10/07/15 20:05:27	5

	"Is that meant to be Cornwall? I think it's just Scilly." 03/07/12 11:04:58	5

	Knitwit. 01/06/12 11:32:34	5

	Jizz Hands 28/05/12 11:00:16	1 5

	Funny that....red rosettes normally mean you've won. 06/05/12 20:00:56	5

	The Umpire State Building 06/05/12 11:06:24	5

	Through the tunnel and onto the pitch- Man United. 30/04/12 12:30:10	5

	Minnie Driver 14/04/12 20:00:25	5

	Flame Retard. 11/04/12 20:01:30	5

	With friends like this who needs enemas? 11/04/12 11:00:41	5

	Hiawatha was unable to find decent digs without a reservation. 01/04/12 11:01:10	5

	Ann Summers goes green. 31/03/12 20:14:26	1 5

	Shouldn't the Long John's be Silver? 24/03/12 21:42:26	5

	Indecent proposal. 22/03/12 21:05:06	1 5

	Hair by Titchmarsh, make up by Aunt Sally. 07/03/12 11:01:40	5

	She styled her hair in bunches. 07/03/12 11:00:20	5

	Jane had a Lidl fall. 26/11/11 20:01:46	5

	Fish and Lips. 23/11/11 20:30:33	5

	It was a crap boat but Mike had got 70% off in the sail. 20/11/11 20:07:08	5

	"Oh, watts occurring?" 17/11/11 20:01:38	5

	"Now the ice-cap's melted you'd think I'd be able to get a bloody drink." 08/11/11 11:01:08	5

	Ben Dover. 29/10/11 11:18:23	5

	Woman survives air crash thanks to a packet of rainbow condoms. 24/10/11 20:01:30	5

	Funnel vision 07/10/11 11:00:12	5

	Terra Vision. 16/09/11 15:27:47	5

	Joan was addicted to her Grandroid. 15/09/11 11:04:27	5

	Mike was under the weather. 08/09/11 11:23:43	5

	Katie knew full well which little prick would burst her bubble. 05/09/11 15:10:14	2 5

	Fur tree 01/11/22 20:37:34	4

	As energy prices soar; Mc Donald’s invent a novel way of powering the kitchens. 28/10/22 20:25:41, edited: 28/10/22 20:26:29	4

	“I know I’m no fatty and I don’t mean to be rude Kev , but you’re as thin as that rake” 20/10/22 8:39:35	4

	After years of fame and popularity; Peppa hit skid row. 26/09/22 8:15:42	4

	Sow comfy 26/09/22 8:09:21	4

	Bored game 21/07/18 12:21:30	1 4

	The bonnet was a flop despite the best laid plans. 27/03/16 22:43:35	4

	Ironically, it was the only place in Asia where he could get a wireless signal. 26/03/16 17:55:34	4

	It was close but they did make the transfer deadline. 25/03/16 13:31:01	4

	I know it's a poodle but surely this isn't standard ? 21/03/16 6:39:38	4

	Hey man I really dig this place. 20/03/16 8:49:46	4

	Valet of the Trolls 19/03/16 14:59:35	4