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	Radio waves 24/06/12 11:00:11	24

	Britain was heading for meltdown 03/07/12 11:12:55	21

	Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil 29/09/12 8:47:59	20

	Funnel vision 01/09/12 8:24:33	20

	Sign of the Thames 04/08/12 11:00:32	20

	Mercedes Bends 08/02/13 20:01:49	19

	Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches 12/09/12 20:05:50	18

	Marley Davidson 29/08/12 12:08:52	18

	I said vasoline 04/07/12 11:08:13	2 18

	New York Pizza Department 30/11/12 8:08:54	17

	The Righteous buddhas 07/10/12 20:00:11	17

	Spruce Springsteen 27/09/12 20:00:08	1 17

	Bus slain 21/03/13 20:32:11	16

	Cleesethorpes 13/09/12 12:00:49	16

	Enter Barcode 31/07/12 11:02:03	16

	lol No doubt about it, it was an ugly baby 18/03/13 20:08:23	15

	Officer Dribble 21/07/12 11:12:51	15

	He could have made a bolt for the door 02/06/12 20:22:05	2 15

	Red tights district 11/11/12 8:38:14	14

	Sorry lads you are not allowed in dressed like that, we have a strict bar code in here 24/07/12 11:00:13	14

	I'm not allowed to run I'm contracted to Walkers 23/07/12 11:00:21	14

	French fast food. 20/08/13 9:48:40	13

	If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644 29/01/13 9:02:45	1 13
Brilliant x --Catherine Gornall
	Sleeping Booty 27/10/12 12:10:46	12

	Gary runs off with old flame 23/07/12 11:01:26	12

	excess baggage 20/07/12 11:00:45	12

	Drunken pilot admits he blew plane up 10/07/12 11:00:17	12

	Sex peddlar 09/07/12 11:02:54	12

	Who switched the ceiling fan on 10/06/12 11:00:14	12

	The first model of the Olympic torch was a bit heavy. 30/05/13 12:03:57	11

	George Michael has now entered the toilets 08/09/12 8:26:31	11

	Cold tits 06/08/12 11:01:34	11

	Just been window shopping 09/06/12 11:41:39	11

	We didn't like her at first but she grew on us 14/05/12 11:54:53	11

	The Welsh boys choir were unusually flat this morning 26/07/13 9:21:28	10

	Amunition dump 15/12/12 9:16:32	10

	Warning may contain hands 11/12/12 12:40:44	10

	The life of Brighton 13/09/12 12:18:20	10

	creative I thought walls had ears 27/11/13 12:13:40	9

	Bengal call centre 15/11/12 20:00:12	1 9

	Go on then clever Dick, you told him you would have it towed away 09/10/12 12:01:17	9

	Black and Blue 28/09/12 12:00:12	9

	It's Madonnas private jet, quick go and fetch the kids we'll get a good price. 06/09/12 8:59:34	9

	Jim and tonic 24/08/12 20:00:24	9

	Olympic marathon runner found in Epping forest after 10 days 10/08/12 13:18:00	9

	Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut 10/06/12 11:02:28	9

	Loitering within tent 18/05/12 20:00:22	6 9

	Even in the insect world they have inflatable dolls. 05/11/13 10:05:40	8

	I'm awfully sorry but there seems to have been a mix up with the Domestos and the mouth rinse 10/09/13 9:12:35	1 8
On the plus side the kitchen is lovely and minty fresh. --Mr Blonde
	Dobbin crashed through the wall but last reports said he was in a stable condition. 11/01/13 12:07:44	8

	Penis De Milo's 29/12/12 8:53:03	8

	Biting the hand that feeds you 19/11/12 12:01:55	8

	Now for my next trick, I will make it disappear 18/09/12 8:06:32	8

	Overexposure 21/08/12 8:00:27	8

	Heads will roll 07/07/12 11:00:20	8

	Slow humps ahead 05/07/12 11:00:15	8

	Carton eyed Joe 03/07/12 20:11:23	8

	Risque business 27/05/12 11:00:13	8

	Well she doesn't look dead to me. Well I can assure you she is my late ex girl 03/09/13 17:54:20	7

	Buzzzzz Bunny 07/03/13 8:31:34	7

	Warning may contain flash photography 25/01/13 20:01:43	7

	Lola wasn't keen on letting her blind date get past first base. 10/01/13 20:22:35	7

	I heard you were looking for a crack dealer 16/12/12 13:26:37	7

	John always talked with his hands 19/11/12 12:07:57	7

	Dr shipman, when did you say i can i take this off 31/10/12 12:10:47	7

	The new roadside hedge trimmer was a cut above the rest. 16/09/12 8:10:56	7

	George had misunderstood Kate when she said give the clothes a quick spin. 27/08/12 20:07:02	7

	After a vote on what attracted women to the opposite sex the results were as expected 13/08/12 11:06:37	7

	I just wasn't cut out to be a model 16/07/12 11:04:50	7

	Crash diet 18/06/12 11:00:11	7

	In space your breast implants can be problematic 10/10/13 16:25:52	6

	Jack loved his job at the local morgue, he always had somewhere to keep his sandwiches cool. 12/09/13 20:06:31	6

	French meals on wheels 20/08/13 9:47:52	6

	The full body condom has it's drawbacks as a trapped fart shows 13/04/13 12:36:36	6

	Buggery 15/01/13 22:01:36	6

	wonky tonk piano 18/12/12 12:00:48	6

	Police were on full alert to capture the iceman before he melts into the background 20/11/12 12:00:12	6

	Two square meals 13/11/12 12:04:16	6

	The goer with the mower 11/10/12 8:06:49	6

	Curiously Mars looked just like our back garden 10/10/12 20:00:50	6

	Jenny was looking old, but she had been round the block a few times. 08/10/12 8:59:27	6

	On line footwear 07/10/12 12:17:28	6

	trailer of destruction 06/10/12 20:01:04	6

	This bus uses hand signals 01/10/12 20:19:24	6

	Circles in the sand. 30/09/12 20:08:39	6

	Shopping Trawly 25/09/12 12:01:48	6

	Steve suffered terrible constipation but found his laptop easier than working it out with a pencil 09/09/12 12:08:53	6

	Sleazy Rider 07/09/12 8:22:37	6

	Pilot's phoned in sick so it looks like you'll have to fly it. OK, but what gear should I be in on take off? Oh, what you're wearing now should be fine. 06/09/12 8:55:01	6 6

	Food for thought. 31/08/12 12:07:06	6

	Bed and Wreckfast 25/08/12 8:42:33	6

	When you work with illuminous paint you have to be careful what you touch. 21/08/12 8:01:48	6

	Cross fire 12/08/12 20:00:14	6

	Goldy looking chain mail 08/08/12 19:57:04	6

	A woman fitting Heather Mills description saw leaving the area 22/07/12 20:05:14	6

	Priscilla hadn't aged well 18/07/12 11:04:51	6

	Mr Wilson said if that cat crapped in his garden one more time he would post it through the owners letterbox 19/06/12 11:04:25	6

	Skids for 18m 25/05/12 20:08:10	6

	Lewis Hamilton finishes furred 21/05/12 20:00:37	6

	Open 24/7 cum what may 21/05/12 11:12:14	6

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last comments (total: 35)

Ready to be blown.

[anon]

06/07/12
2:26pm

comment on caption:
Hans liked to wake up every morning with the Alpine horn [David Devine]

Hard.

F Mackay

06/07/12
2:41pm

comment on caption:
Hans liked to wake up every morning with the Alpine horn [David Devine]

I have just come back on line and noticed the comments. I went through all the captions and honestly did not see yours. As it has a vote, I can't delete it. Sorry and good luck.

[anon]

27/08/12
9:07pm

comment on caption:
Korean meals on wheels [David Devine]

No problem at all I think your caption is very good too, so good luck to you too

David Devine

27/08/12
9:51pm

comment on caption:
Korean meals on wheels [David Devine]

Hi, it's a great idea, and I'm going to sound like a grammar nazi here, but it needs some punctuation to give it some tone- it's 'pilot's', 'OK' should have a comma after it, 'on take off?' needs the question mark and the last line should start 'Oh,' with a full stop at the end. Sorry, but without it it just reads in a kind of monotone which drains it of the humour that it has within it :)