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31/03/16 8:00:10 |
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Best of the week. --John Glover
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
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16/07/16 8:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 8:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
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31/03/13 8:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 20:07:31 |
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26/07/18 13:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
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17/10/15 20:00:07 |
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02/08/15 21:09:56 |
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07/08/12 12:27:04 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 8:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 20:08:29 |
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05/05/19 8:00:39 |
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12/05/18 20:00:07 |
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Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59 |
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26/08/15 20:11:16 |
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🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 20:00:06 |
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Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08 |
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It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40 |
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25/11/19 8:00:08 |
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Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of £67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
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03/05/19 8:00:09 |
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16/06/18 20:02:37 |
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22/08/17 20:04:13 |
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29/04/14 20:06:34 |
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Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
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15/02/13 12:00:46 |
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over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
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"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 20:23:53 |
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"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 12:00:04 |
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So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
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For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14 |
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Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10 |
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...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
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Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 12:03:09 |
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repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
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15/06/15 12:00:52 |
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"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 12:00:08 |
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Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 8:00:27 |
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Not quite up to scratch. --John Glover
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🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52 |
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14/05/13 12:02:00 |
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12/11/12 20:00:30 |
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02/09/12 12:02:41 |
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Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 20:06:49 |
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23/10/11 11:09:36 |
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"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 20:00:07 |
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10/06/19 12:01:07 |
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This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 12:05:37 |
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Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09 |
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🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08 |
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24/11/18 20:00:11 |
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When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 20:00:08 |
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10/08/18 20:00:08 |
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31/07/18 12:07:57 |
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I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 20:00:34 |
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03/06/18 20:00:07 |
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17/04/17 21:04:24 |
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Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 20:00:07 |
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30/08/15 8:00:07 |
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05/10/14 12:14:49 |
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19/11/13 12:21:48 |
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Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 8:00:12 |
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19/12/12 12:01:36 |
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47 |
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21/11/12 20:00:19 |
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"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 12:00:08 |
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14/12/11 20:00:26 |
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01/11/11 11:08:04 |
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🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 20:00:05 |
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Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
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and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 12:01:00 |
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Inspired! --Joe
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16/11/12 20:00:08 |
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08/10/12 20:33:44 |
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23/09/12 20:00:30 |
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21/09/12 14:57:21 |
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19/08/12 20:00:12 |
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"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 20:01:53 |
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"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 20:03:00 |
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19/10/11 11:11:45 |
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20/01/20 20:00:04 |
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Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08 |
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19/04/19 20:00:04 |
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"When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06 |
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It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 20:04:08 |
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29/08/18 20:00:13 |
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Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
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01/07/18 12:00:16 |
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03/06/18 8:00:09 |
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03/03/18 20:00:54 |
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darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
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11/02/18 12:09:21 |
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"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10 |
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27/09/16 8:55:32 |
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09/03/16 12:00:06 |
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22/01/16 20:04:34 |
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11/01/16 12:02:12 |
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"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54 |
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01/09/15 20:00:06 |
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I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 20:20:18 |
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24/06/15 12:01:00 |
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23/01/15 20:00:32 |
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21/01/15 12:00:21 |
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18/10/14 20:00:41 |
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"Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09 |
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30/12/19 8:00:10 |
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22/12/19 20:00:04 |
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Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo
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Congrats! Brilliant caption.
7:48am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Congratulations on your great caption - way better than my half-baked efforts
7:49am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Congratulations! Great pun. Enjoy the dough (That was Anon not me).
8:09am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Well done, Cath. Wheat an excellent caption!
9:02am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
The Welsh wonder strikes again...Well done Miss Rarebit.
ps..I went to Wales on a caravan holiday once..It didn't half dragon.
9:02am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Well done Cath, a worthy winner!
9:09am
comment on caption:
For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Very well done
10:01am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of £67.60!) and now on caption.me!
11:47am
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Well done Cath :)
4:57pm
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]
Bit late, but well done again Cath. You are the undisputed Queen of Puns, like the Pueen ... I'm rubbish at them.
8:34pm
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For your rise only [Welsh Rarebit]