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	lol Boy George's stint in the jungle has boosted sales of chameleons. 05/12/22 12:02:04	5

	Roy of the rovers. 11/11/22 13:39:59	5

	Pennywise must have guests this morning. 03/11/22 12:10:33	5

	One way or another I'm going to get you Raymond Howard! 02/10/22 20:01:00, edited: 02/10/22 21:45:49	1 5
Clever. --vincent hefter
	Where nobody knows your name. 09/07/22 20:02:34	5

	You're going to need a bigger glass!! 07/06/22 19:56:52	5

	The Trumps certainly eat at the classiest places. 08/05/22 20:03:22	5

	It was worth risking one eye. 04/05/22 20:00:35	5

	Take a lemsip and you'll be grand. 04/05/22 9:39:56	5

	The 3 remaining members of S Club 7 resorted to taking a gig anywhere they could. 27/03/22 9:06:06	5

	This is what happens when catering skimps on prawn balls. 01/03/22 20:01:00	5

	Mum's been at it with the coalman again. 16/02/22 21:50:10	5

	Look lively boys Paul O'Gradys coming! 10/02/22 11:11:14	5

	He's behind you!!! 05/02/22 12:00:20	5

	That's a Kojak moment. 05/12/21 9:21:13	5

	Nosey barker. 07/10/21 14:57:37	5

	Nosey neighbours. 18/07/21 12:09:50	5

	He sat for half an hour waiting for him to throw the ball. 08/07/21 9:28:25	5

	Dear God gran, how long have you been isolating? 08/04/21 22:20:22	5

	I'm ready for my close up Mr Demille 23/03/21 12:19:42	5

	Sack that architect, that cat flap is far too big! 28/02/21 12:42:01	1 5
Aww, fond memories. That was my affectionate nickname for my ex...What? She was an architect... what were you thinking? --Mauris Iocus
	You look ridiculous, I mean what are you thinking, black bag with a blue ensemble. 20/12/20 12:10:23	5

	Brave Fart 07/12/20 15:56:44	5

	He's doing the doggy pedal. 09/11/20 12:05:11	5

	Stop that Doris, My wife Ethel will be in shortly. I am Ethel!! 14/10/20 14:07:38	5

	I can still taste the spaghetti and meatballs. 10/09/20 12:32:04	5

	A marriage a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband. Got that?? 06/09/20 12:16:56	5

	This is what happens when you run out of catnip. 13/08/20 12:05:25	5

	that's a spicy meatball! 12/02/13 21:04:26	1 5
Ssssssssmokin'! The Mask, great film. --F Mackay
	No surprise to me John, damn Starbucks are everywhere. 20/03/24 12:00:58	4

	He's harmless cute and cuddly. You're lion!!!! 19/03/24 12:18:23	4

	Hard man can take down 6 men with just his bare hands but one spider and he's reduced to mush, cowering like a little girl! 01/03/24 22:10:14	4

	Don't photograph me Dave till I get the other 4 on! 02/02/24 12:02:28	4

	Sorry sir, I was just having some emusement. 01/02/24 20:26:26	4

	Dinophwoar 14/01/24 20:01:34	4

	Funny, she doesn't look like a rugby player. 13/01/24 12:02:56	4

	Look right said Fred. 17/12/23 9:14:21	4

	Tree house. 13/12/23 12:01:08	4

	They're more vicious than guard dogs, believe me! 24/11/23 20:23:03	4

	Something stinks about this new collie you bought off the internet. 21/11/23 20:01:36	4

	I really wish grandma would stop giving me her hand me downs. 21/09/23 11:32:01	4

	I'm in wheelie big trouble now! 21/08/23 20:01:43	4

	Bath time for Johnny always gave him a sinking feeling. 25/07/23 14:03:18	4

	She's the only one who can perform a hat trick. 12/07/23 20:02:10	4

	It's hard for frogmen adapting to retirement. 23/06/23 12:38:29	4

	Jane was always good at doing a hat stand. 28/05/23 14:28:03	4

	This damn water, I was grey this morning! 19/05/23 20:04:25	4

	Sugar beats. 04/03/23 21:23:01	4

	He takes pride in his star wars costume. 27/12/22 20:00:40	4

	No wonder she's a single lady!! 31/10/22 12:02:55	4

	Jane was determined not to be late this time. 29/04/22 20:03:35	4

	Love is a cattle field. 31/12/21 13:59:41	4

	Tape measures available at reception. 17/12/21 15:55:38	2 4
Why would anyone want to measure tape? --Willie Johnson
	This isn't the romantic meal you promised me Donald. 21/11/21 9:24:23	4

	Guaranteed cure for constipation. 10/10/21 20:01:02	4

	Aw come on, how many takes do you need? 02/10/21 23:08:41	4

	Foot print. 25/07/21 21:04:43	4

	What do you think you're doing? Oh sorry, I thought you were Sue, we really all do look alike don't we? 08/07/21 22:23:31	4

	You're going to need a bigger toilet! 03/07/21 20:04:39	4

	I'm very disappointed, when you said it was a topless bar, I thought you meant women! 02/07/21 20:05:03	4

	I'm sorry sir but you where only going 32 mph. You should be ashamed of yourself, after all this is a racing car. 29/06/21 21:25:27	4

	I don't remember eating that!! 23/06/21 9:00:15	4

	Right, Janet got a latte, Polly got a flat white and John and I got mochas and now everyone on our social media page needs to know. 19/06/21 9:27:22	4

	This is their weekly catch up for catty gossip. 13/05/21 12:03:00	4

	Life has been hard for Kermit since Sesame Street was axed. 11/05/21 12:01:31	4

	To the airport driver and make it snappy! 09/05/21 20:21:28	4

	I don't remember eating that! 05/05/21 9:00:33	4

	Muppets after dark 04/05/21 12:01:06	1 4

	She thought the cupcakes saying grannys dead was bad enough! 19/04/21 20:07:00	4

	Please Boris, open the damn hairdressers!! 04/03/21 12:00:38	4

	What's his name? Brand on 27/02/21 21:35:31	4

	Lockfrown 19/02/21 20:05:36	4

	Trump always did have his head in the clouds. 29/01/21 14:07:41	4

	Tipping point 17/01/21 12:00:44	4

	Sandmaidens 08/12/20 12:19:36	4

	Andy was furious he spent so much on the car that he couldn't afford the extra letter in his personalised number plate 19/11/20 20:15:47	4

	Pppick up a penguin 04/11/20 20:01:18	4

	Yours looks a bit off kilter. 23/10/20 14:05:11	1 4
Or "out of kilter" maybe? --James Lennox
	This would make a brilliant film. Oh wait... 07/10/20 20:02:00	4

	That guy is a fruit loop! 09/09/20 20:04:17	4

	Who do you play for? Spockport. 03/09/20 10:41:18	4

	She's a happy bunny. 31/08/20 20:40:17	4

	8 stone my ass 22/07/20 14:16:40	4

	Buzz All Drain. 16/07/20 20:03:35	4

	We don't get out of bed for less than Â£20. 25/06/20 23:03:04	4

	Combining a healthy diet with exercise. 14/06/20 14:38:40	4

	We know when he's farting bubbles he's got into the washing up liquid again. 08/06/20 19:12:06	4

	They're in a stable relationship 30/05/20 11:47:58	4

	What's it like with someone pulling your strings all the time, asked Kermit. 20/05/20 10:12:20	4

	Christmas tree for cat owners. 27/04/20 15:58:29	4

	a wheelie stupid move 23/02/14 16:49:45	4

	very disappointed at learning this was the new bird next door 16/04/13 17:08:49	4

	lemon slayed 10/04/13 20:14:22	4

	you said the beach was this way 2 hours ago. 27/11/11 14:53:53	1 4

	what's up jock? 21/11/13 16:30:45	3

	what is that Madonna one up to now? 27/09/13 19:24:49	3

	very much a hands on girl 14/03/13 16:01:13	3

	Beetle outta juice 08/03/13 17:07:49	3

	new beer shampoo out of control 14/02/13 18:33:39	3

	no one's safe onthe roads 04/12/12 11:46:47	3

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They couldn't put on a good Front.

[anon]

31/12/23
2:07am

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Keep quiet, it was bad enough having them for Christmas, definitely not new year too! [alexandra ball]

I can't believe your eyes either. But at least you have eyes.

Willie Johnson

11/01/24
12:50am

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A ghost!!, I can't believe my eyes. [alexandra ball]

The Beakles

John Harrison

30/01/24
12:51pm

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Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles [alexandra ball]

"that's wattle want."

[anon]

30/01/24
7:15pm

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Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles [alexandra ball]

Step One: Take out the competition.

Step Two: No contest.

Step Three: Take out all of the other competition.

Step Four: Become international undefeated unchallenged bowling champions of the universe.

Glyn Evans

02/03/24
5:12pm

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The competition where bowled over by their brilliance. [alexandra ball]

Nod to 12.05?

[anon]

09/03/24
12:21pm

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He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

Nodding may be a problem

Dave Bryan

09/03/24
12:24pm

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He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]

The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔

Glyn Evans

29/03/24
7:49pm

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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]

Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.

[anon]

01/04/24
8:19pm

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I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]

That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.

I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.

But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣

It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...

Glyn Evans

13/04/24
4:34pm

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He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]

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