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	This Week				All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	11	2	#26	5380	2738	#64
Comments	3		1	#6	159	67	#65
Tips			1	#4	1	3	#8

	This Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	3	#20	2008	#88
Comments			15	#80
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	I should have chosen a better moment to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. 22/09/15 8:46:36	4

	Where seagulls dare. 13/09/15 8:16:09	4

	Is it just me, or are dildos getting more inventive? 04/08/15 13:49:24	4

	Will the real Sarah Jessica Parker step forward? 31/07/15 12:38:09	4

	Poundland. 25/07/15 12:12:49	4

	Only one of these failed the Jamiroquai tribute audition. 25/07/15 12:06:53	4

	Priests have to be cleverer these days. 03/07/15 11:21:50	4

	You Winston, you lose some. 19/06/15 8:48:49	4

	Doh! 18/06/15 8:31:35	4

	C*ntortionist. 04/06/15 17:07:12	4

	Yeah right, you might fly too. 30/05/15 9:48:38	4

	Four pounds eighty is also how much you put on after eating it. 22/05/15 18:59:57	4

	Suddenly... I'm not half the man I used to be... 18/05/15 8:27:37	4

	What's this, some kind of cowboy outfit? 26/04/15 15:59:12	4

	There must be easier ways to stroke your mole. 19/04/15 12:39:19	4

	When I told you to make a bolt for the door... 31/03/15 17:12:29	4

	Fortunately I have a sink in my room. Unfortunately I still have to wipe my arse afterwards. 17/03/15 17:23:47	4

	Gulliver was welcome till he needed a piss. 14/02/15 13:23:03	4

	I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced you're Steve McQueen. 14/10/14 15:10:47	4

	I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced you're Rihanna. 10/08/14 13:34:13	4

	Very Old Spice. 17/07/14 9:39:34	4

	Still can't get the hang of these selfies. 28/04/14 10:16:24	4

	Worst Laurel and Hardy tribute ever. 25/02/14 9:41:54	4

	Wait till you try their Spotted Dick. 24/11/13 10:59:00	4

	Your erection's on the wrong way. 29/09/13 12:00:56	4

	You baaaaaaaaaaaaastard. 21/07/13 9:43:18	4

	The great thing about working for Alcoholics Anonymous is the company car. 24/12/12 12:48:02	4

	There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay. 17/12/12 14:09:13	4

	When I asked for a camp site... 12/12/12 12:30:37	4

	Google 'cute wet bird comes out of her shell', you may be disappointed. 28/11/12 12:19:35	4

	Being from Lilliput has certain advantages. 25/11/12 10:23:48	4

	Just made a bolt for the café. 17/10/12 8:43:49	4

	After sixty years, Wile E Coyote was desperate. 16/09/12 8:52:34	4

	Arson fire? No just me torch. 23/07/12 12:04:46	4

	Welcome to Sellafield. 19/07/12 12:52:27	4

	Lost: John Merrick's condom. 24/06/12 12:21:11	4

	Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be... 10/06/12 11:10:35	1 4

	Four skin. 06/06/12 16:52:13	4

	Socket to me! 02/06/12 19:30:52	4

	Don't worry, he'll only take one. He's French, one egg is un'oeuf. 17/04/12 11:27:02	4

	This one always puzzled Santa. 17/04/12 9:34:26	5 4

	I like listening to the red hot chili peppers. 15/03/12 9:49:49	4

	Unsafeway. 31/01/12 9:30:40	4

	Spring's in the air. 30/01/12 10:44:04	4

	If you find any unattended bags... 12/01/12 12:52:02	4

	Another slap-up Christmas feast for Kate Moss. 04/12/11 12:46:32	4

	Sue the plastic surgeon. 02/12/11 9:53:22	4

	This browser doesn't accept cookies. 18/11/11 16:30:39	4

	Mothematics. 16/10/11 11:59:24	4

	In our survey, 53% of Chicago confessed to low literary skills. The rest didn't understand the question. 12/10/11 12:40:46	4

	Terror-wrists. 19/09/11 21:25:47	4

	It's no good, you're old and this is a new trick. 07/08/11 11:01:12	4

	Your all-in-one Spice Girl. 12/10/14 8:37:41	3

	If I can't ride Sarah Jessica Parker... 07/10/14 16:54:47	3

	Slowest selfie ever. 04/08/14 9:01:03	3

	Scary wasn't the same after the Spice Girls split. 20/07/14 7:46:15	3

	Even Hindu goddesses have to be updated sometimes. 21/04/14 10:48:16	3

	Is it just me, or has Victoria Beckham let herself go? 13/04/14 12:11:23	3

	Bashing the bishop. 02/03/14 6:30:11	1 3

	It took 287 years but they finally grew a buttplug for Gulliver. 18/02/14 8:34:40	3

	I preferred the original Gervais and Merchant. 10/02/14 12:12:08	3

	I'm disappointed in this photo, it always ends in defeat. 02/02/14 18:07:51	3

	Your all-in-one Spice Girl. 20/11/13 10:19:15	3

	Your jacket ist sehr dirty! It has Ein stain. 11/11/13 11:12:47	3

	Another packed house for the Spice Girls reunion tour. 06/10/13 11:27:19	3

	Hi I know your father www.caption.me/143540 29/09/13 11:41:47	3

	My dad's embarrassing enough, then he has to bring his boyfriends over too. 18/08/13 8:13:30	3

	A wee little girl. 18/08/13 8:12:43	3

	Spoiler alert: The priest catches both of them. 14/07/13 12:01:47	3

	Should've chosen a better time to go down on my girlfriend. 14/07/13 9:32:02	3

	It took forty six years but they finally found a dildo for the 50-foot woman. 08/07/13 9:32:16	2 3
Looks more like a Coil to me. It might be good for screwing. --Neil Mackenzie
	Google 'Two fat cows and a little pussy', you may be disappointed. 17/06/13 12:10:54	3

	There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay. 14/04/13 20:02:32	3

	Have you ever had your clothes checked? 25/03/13 7:31:10	3

	Cops and Rubbers. 04/03/13 8:30:39	3

	There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay. 22/01/13 9:12:41	3

	There must be easier ways of telling your parents you're gay. 21/11/12 16:32:32	3

	There must be easier ways to tell him it's that time of the month. 20/11/12 8:08:46	3

	Don't drive that, you're absolutely plastered. 13/07/12 9:42:28	3

	I'll drop you off here. 09/07/12 12:57:54	3

	Bad news, your son's gay. Good news, he has 4827 'Likes' on Facebook. 06/07/12 11:07:52	3

	The bad news is, you're son's clinically insane. Good news is, he's on Facebook and got 4598 'likes'. 28/06/12 8:21:51	3

	Truckin' hell! 18/06/12 11:08:07	3

	Let's get this baby on the road. 14/06/12 11:09:20	3

	Spring's in the air. 05/06/12 11:12:25	3

	He's always had his Epsom Downs. 03/06/12 9:32:37	3

	Well, you googled 'Bare with shiny helmet'. 22/05/12 13:29:38	3

	Google 'wet bird with naked body', you may be disappointed. 16/05/12 10:17:09	3

	Blue tit. 07/05/12 16:41:49	3

	Listen you lot, why don't you pick on someone your own size? 28/04/12 9:18:50	3

	What's the difference between these and Jedward? These are cookie runts. 24/04/12 18:17:10	3

	These condoms come in different colours. Wish I could. 17/04/12 9:33:30	3

	Not all sex changes are successful. 01/04/12 11:11:47	3

	Please say hello to my detachable penis. 29/02/12 11:25:26	3

	Too camp instructors. 22/02/12 16:19:45	3

	There must be easier ways of laughing all the way to the bank. 28/01/12 18:16:28	3

	After being forbidden to fart for 20 years, Helena Bonham Carter finally let rip. 23/01/12 11:29:47	3

	You're not cut out for this job. 22/01/12 15:03:03	3

	Let's get the truck out of here. 20/01/12 14:28:59	3

	Poker face. 05/01/12 21:11:16	3

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last comments (total: 23)

Time travel :)

[anon]

05/01/14
5:04pm

comment on caption:
Great, I'll post my caption last week. [Michael Monkhouse]

Thanks. wink
http://www.caption.me/core/sounds/voteBeep.wav

Guideaux

05/01/14
5:42pm

comment on caption:
Great, I'll post my caption last week. [Michael Monkhouse]

with a nod to the discus page

[anon]

02/03/14
1:25pm

comment on caption:
Bashing the bishop. [Michael Monkhouse]

Yes, if you stood on that roof to masturbate the neighbours would call the police & have you arrested or then again they may just toss you off.

Barrie Bullock

09/12/14
11:43am

comment on caption:
Is it wrong to masturbate over this? [Michael Monkhouse]

Very clever!

[anon]

14/07/15
6:50pm

comment on caption:
Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755. [Michael Monkhouse]

Thank you very much.

Michael Monkhouse

14/07/15
7:30pm

comment on caption:
Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755. [Michael Monkhouse]

It's not really my style to comment until the votes are in, or openly etc, but just wanted to say that this really made me laugh. A lot. I could just picture him getting ready/giving orders/it all happening. Thanks for a great caption and for sparking those amusing images.

[anon]

09/09/15
10:49am

comment on caption:
Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. [Michael Monkhouse]

What a lovely comment. Thank you!
They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all.

Michael Monkhouse

10/09/15
7:41pm

comment on caption:
Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. [Michael Monkhouse]

you might think that!

[anon]

13/12/15
8:56pm