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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
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"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 8:31:02 |
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I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
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19/07/12 20:00:14 |
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Brilliance! --Chris Beach
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01/10/11 11:01:17 |
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12/02/13 20:18:27 |
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21/08/12 20:01:20 |
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16/08/12 11:03:31 |
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29/03/20 20:42:46 |
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06/03/16 21:29:26 |
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06/05/15 12:22:19 |
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05/08/14 20:04:34 |
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" 14/10/13 20:25:53 |
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Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant. --Michael Winner
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Know your customer. Lesson 54: 03/01/13 11:02:07 |
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"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!" 24/11/12 20:03:20 |
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"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!" 06/01/14 12:41:48 |
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🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵 24/07/12 20:00:14 |
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"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters". 27/06/12 16:25:19 |
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05/10/23 8:06:24 |
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19/02/21 8:41:38 |
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The Grim Reebok? --James Lennox
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"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" 01/11/12 12:32:01 |
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"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque". 01/07/12 11:16:09 |
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07/02/12 20:02:52 |
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13/09/22 9:56:37 |
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Now that's a weird fortune cookie! 22/11/13 21:03:08 |
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26/08/13 20:13:54 |
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Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab. 23/11/12 8:37:00 |
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"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing." 11/11/12 20:05:58 |
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14/05/12 18:24:16 |
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15/11/11 20:01:49 |
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If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles.. 20/03/13 20:06:09 |
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29/12/12 20:00:14 |
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"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?" 23/02/12 12:54:03 |
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19/02/12 20:08:34 |
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01/02/12 20:00:11 |
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Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea. 24/01/12 11:13:08 |
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♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ 18/01/12 11:00:08 |
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"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam." 03/03/16 20:14:21 |
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24/12/13 9:06:28 |
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05/06/13 9:21:25 |
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17/04/13 20:09:34 |
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26/03/13 8:05:16 |
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30/03/12 13:17:44 |
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06/11/11 12:24:07 |
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06/10/11 11:00:24 |
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21/08/11 11:13:51 |
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08/03/20 12:11:28 |
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22/02/20 16:47:55 |
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13/05/16 20:58:46 |
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🎵 I'm singing in the Rhine. 🎵 22/03/16 9:49:06 |
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07/03/16 13:14:34 |
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"Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches." 26/05/14 12:29:40 |
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"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete." 25/09/13 13:03:42 |
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07/05/13 12:20:39 |
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24/12/12 12:04:35 |
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22/12/12 20:40:52 |
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19/04/12 20:33:39 |
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24/02/12 11:14:37 |
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07/12/11 11:01:51 |
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30/09/11 11:15:17 |
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Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message.. 15/09/11 11:48:01 |
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21/03/20 10:51:06 |
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Rumanians believed to be behind mysterious disappearances of houses from African villages. 27/10/13 12:00:44 |
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23/05/13 20:04:21 |
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All hands on Dick? --Zac Kramer
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14/01/13 20:21:57 |
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14/01/13 20:11:01 |
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23/11/12 20:01:02 |
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"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here" 11/09/12 21:35:51 |
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14/01/12 12:27:42 |
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18/11/11 11:13:28 |
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Are you a leg or a breast man? 20/09/11 18:28:08 |
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Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris. 18/08/11 11:29:27 |
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14/01/14 21:06:43 |
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03/08/13 13:59:45 |
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02/04/13 20:07:16 |
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29/07/12 20:03:50 |
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Dave suffered from chronic nightstares. 15/07/12 20:00:25 |
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Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" 08/06/12 11:29:04 |
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After a divorce, the woman often takes the house. 20/02/12 11:06:33 |
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24/01/12 20:00:06 |
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Doris was even late for her own funeral. 09/11/11 20:00:10 |
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Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me 07/09/11 11:52:58 |
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17/07/11 11:28:07 |
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28/02/21 13:10:23 |
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08/03/20 10:53:35 |
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"Would you like 3M of garlic bread with that?" 18/04/16 12:06:24 |
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23/03/16 14:21:40 |
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"Just in time, I was running low." 19/03/16 20:04:35 |
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04/03/15 21:15:36 |
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21/03/24 9:38:19 |
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"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama." 01/05/21 8:18:00 |
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Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!! 25/12/20 8:29:17 |
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"And here we are live as the wife is giving birth.." 20/12/20 8:08:01 |
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"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump". 08/11/20 8:29:21 |
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06/09/20 14:35:30 |
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06/06/20 12:39:35 |
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How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb? 16/02/20 20:45:23 |
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"..and tomorrow I will finish my masterpiece." 17/06/18 20:18:34 |
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Two-legged circus dog rudely pulled off stage. 30/07/17 20:04:55 |
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The Cadillac Jellyfish waits for a Hatchback to pass underneath to swallow it whole. 19/03/16 21:02:52 |
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04/05/15 12:05:59 |
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haha thanks!
8:32pm
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"All hands on Dick!" [Guideaux]
Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant.
11:18pm
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" [Guideaux]
Don't know why this isn't getting more votes, it's brilliant!
8:22pm
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Granacondad. [Guideaux]
Thanks Michael! I didn't want to put in "-" or capitals which might have been more noticeable.
8:03am
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Granacondad. [Guideaux]
Fathers for justice.
9:46am
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Robokindergartencop. [Guideaux]
Perfect caption!
8:23pm
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Typical case of blue balls. [Guideaux]
You can build great walls with it.
1:21pm
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
I thought they were plastic?
2:58pm
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
Watch it, they might come after you!
Very clever. I wish Trump would just explain why he is calling it the Chinese virus. The Republican News is angry, ranting about the irresponsibility of China earl on.
Anyway, in our little sort-of democracy here...you got my vote!
6:35pm
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other countries had censored their press to keep up morale during WWI. The funniest thing of all though is the fact that as the virus spread across the world, it wasn't known as "Spanish" flu everywhere - xenophobia meant that it kept changing source country. Don't like another country? Associate their national identity with this disease etc. I wonder if there's examples of politicians using national identities to label pollution and nuclear fall out?
8:28am
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Made in China [Guideaux .]