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Kate preferred Buckingham Palace from the outside.

15/07/11 11:02:27

Mick Jagger had forgotten his sun cream.

06/03/11 16:22:46

Even though Cathy had a good grip on his shirt, nothing could stop Heathcliff when the pubs opened.

03/05/11 11:21:18

Detectives had traced the stolen car to No.58

29/01/11 11:22:35

Alien abduction thwarted by concert fans

28/07/11 11:42:10

Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table.

08/07/11 11:08:59

Walthermelon

23/06/11 16:58:36

Flushing Meadows

16/02/11 11:16:24

Faceplanting.

24/06/11 11:00:09

Budgeriguard

19/03/11 12:46:25

Maud was worried she might be getting a bit heavy for Harold's shoulders.

09/01/11 17:49:56

"You're a herring gull aren't you, sweetie?
Well piss off then, this is tuna."

30/07/11 11:12:16

Beware of blank robbers

21/07/11 11:44:39

Photography for dummies

10/07/11 11:29:08

Baby setter

12/04/11 19:33:31

A lass for Yorick

23/03/11 18:11:06

Pen pals

10/03/11 11:19:33

Nine bottles later and it was daddy's turn to be burped.

08/03/11 11:24:52

With hotel inspectors making a surprise visit, Basil asks Polly to improvise a sprinkler system.

03/03/11 21:04:22

Jar-ronnie-moo

29/01/11 18:38:41

The bridal suite of the Baghdad Hilton had a great view of the city.

15/07/11 11:06:54

There was a nice rest area just by the fork in the river.

14/07/11 11:01:31

The loud bang had loosened Annie's ear wax.

23/06/11 17:05:06

Snap, crackle, plop.

12/06/11 11:00:11

Straywatch

09/06/11 11:40:05

Flaparazzi

06/06/11 22:00:40

Lionbacker

Sorry everyone, it's not a bear.

25/05/11 11:12:49

Having eaten too much at lunch, the boys discover the leaning power of pizza.

09/05/11 11:45:42

Goo...Goo...Goo...Google

09/02/11 11:08:32

Lucy could tell the married ones as they had rings on.

24/07/11 11:45:39

Teddy Brek

12/07/11 16:50:36

Margaret had broken the first rule of parachute jumping - wear a parachute.

24/06/11 11:13:05

Thai breaker

24/04/11 17:47:05

Just in case there was any doubt, Lewis had outlined his manhood for the girls.

18/04/11 11:19:41

Norris wasn't sure about this domination thing, although the suspenders looked nice.

11/04/11 13:42:57

Ireland and Portugal decide to go halves on a new popemobile after the Vatican announces papal tour of Europe

07/04/11 13:55:14

The kids were starting to copy their stepfather's coke habit.

06/04/11 11:18:17

So that's how they get the holes in Swiss cheese.

16/03/11 17:42:57

Lay-by

28/02/11 9:21:28

Although William was clearly out of his tree, he thought the visits to the shrink were helping.

26/02/11 12:14:13

You could see by the bull's eye he wanted to do a 180 and make a dart for it.

23/02/11 11:04:35

Cocklesucker

19/01/11 11:24:54

David Attenborough catches by surprise the normally nocturnal muff-diver in full flight.

09/12/10 20:00:56

"So you think this is humerus....well, you're right."

27/07/11 11:07:44

His other body hair was equally dye-a-bollockal.

16/07/11 12:02:10

Red Hairing

16/07/11 11:07:09

The Ness Cafe was famous for its fresh fish and monster portions.

14/07/11 11:09:20

It was the worst forked lightening seen in years

14/07/11 11:07:22

"How will we get it out?"
"Wait until low tide and use a fork-lift truck."

14/07/11 11:06:04

Jimmy crack corn

21/06/11 17:04:33

"Right girls, what's it to be this afternoon? Tea and scones or back to my place for a spliff and gangbang."

20/06/11 12:50:43

The centrifugal force of the spin cycle is explained by Mensa's youngest member to his amazed dad.

19/05/11 11:04:03

My boyfriend is waiting for me at the bar with a screwdriver.

04/05/11 13:43:46

Lean cuisine

29/04/11 15:45:45

"DON'T LOOK ETHEL"

21/03/11 17:23:35

Warning - property protected by Securicaw.

19/03/11 16:28:05

Some families just spend the day arson around the house.

28/02/11 11:02:51

Morning is the best time to spot beach combovers

11/01/11 11:36:34

Jenny suffered from bed soars

23/12/10 20:33:54

He needed a shoulder to dry on

15/12/10 11:23:52

As a banker Barbara showed a lot of compound interest.

29/07/11 12:48:34

Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends...

28/07/11 12:49:20

Alice Coo-per

24/07/11 11:16:17

Water Lily

20/07/11 11:02:27

Blondi Bleach

18/07/11 11:01:52

You can't beat Jedward....unplugged.

06/07/11 11:31:02

The boys were waiting for Annette

04/07/11 22:20:29

Penelope had broken the first rule of using a concert portaloo - don't look.

02/07/11 12:16:18

Clowns to the left of me, chokers to the right...

02/07/11 8:30:26

Dora drew the short straw and got the box room.

30/06/11 11:20:28

Harvest moon

21/06/11 14:48:36

Don't be shy, I can get it enlarged later.

19/06/11 11:00:11

"I wish, I wish, I wish somebody would vote for my captions"

11/06/11 12:19:06

Pawtrait picture

31/05/11 11:05:34

Carpsule

17/05/11 13:43:59

She had been told not to use the spinal tap to fill her bath.

07/05/11 11:27:25

As the white sheet floated away, colour blind Mary took the full force of the bull

03/05/11 11:08:24

Come iodine with me

28/04/11 12:41:42

"Excuse me, are you with the US Latrine Corps?"

22/04/11 11:03:08

Changing of the guard in Diddyland.

22/04/11 11:00:37

"Take five Antonio, the drag from the tin cans is sapping my strength."

13/04/11 12:49:20

There was just enough seating to hold a large conference.

26/03/11 11:09:41

Pamela's job was to drive Saudi Arabia's richest oil sheik around his bathroom.

19/03/11 14:37:31

Myopic Meg would be charged later with cock sucking in public.

05/03/11 11:00:17

Another WC Fields picture.

16/02/11 11:15:27

Jenny form the block

31/01/11 7:41:32

Ant and Dec were destined to be high-fliers from an early age.

27/01/11 11:26:36

Prototype of the Morris Marina

20/01/11 16:01:13

You can't beat a gift of Harvey Smith's Bristol Cream

02/01/11 13:09:03

When asked what temperature they thought it was, most of the runners said it felt like minus two below.

24/12/10 17:43:13

There was a gripping match on TV

20/12/10 17:17:22