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	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10				231	81	#253
Comments	3				18	3	#103
Tips			1	#1	1	2	#9

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Comments	1	#10	1	#92
Tips

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	"Baby, please don't dump me! I swear... I didn't know wearing mismatched socks was a deal-breaker... I promise I'll change!" 11/12/08 4:41:21	9

	Que?!! You got me McDonalds???!! I said "Yo quero Taco Bell" goddamnit!!! 30/11/08 0:53:00	8

	I'm choking... why won't anyone help?! 09/06/16 23:38:03	1 7
"...because that IS NOT the international choking sign." --Greg Curtis
	Somebody fertilized her Easter egg... 30/11/08 2:36:28	7

	"Christ, I was just trying to get some free phone service... I didn't think they would crucify me!" 28/11/08 5:42:23	7

	(scratch scratch scratch) "Hey, smell my finger..." 30/11/08 1:05:56	1 9

	R Kelly autograph 11/05/09 2:05:42	6

	"This is your pilot speaking... We have just enough jet fuel to get us to the scene of the crash..." 07/12/08 20:21:54	6

	"Hurry up and pierce it before I change my mind..." 30/11/08 1:23:08	6

	clever During quarantine when they said not to touch your face- Me: 13/03/22 13:43:40	6

	"MeOW!!! The woman in the Pilates video makes it look so easy!" 30/11/08 1:19:00	2 10

	Will sniff butts for food. 12/09/13 13:40:33	1 5
It's shocking what some mothers have to resort to. --Mr Blonde
	Just another statistic... 10/04/09 3:08:29	5

	"I know I should have gotten the clear Acuvue contacts but these cosmetic man-eye ones were just too cool to pass up!" 11/12/08 5:08:58	2 9

	"Dude, is the tub really necessary?? Can't we just, like, blow the dust out of your Nintendo games?" 04/12/08 2:09:54	2 9

	CAUTION: WET PAINT! 13/12/14 7:50:16	4

	Fashion didn't make sense back then either. 12/09/13 13:12:49	4

	"Hooray... We own America!" 31/10/11 20:35:06	4

	Street Ninjas(aka Free Running)is increasingly popular in the UK... However this particular one has not yet mastered his tuck & roll. See YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA6TmDtvCQ 10/04/09 2:55:44	4

	"Tactical voters keep voting me down... good bye cold, cruel world..." 07/12/08 23:00:01	4

	"What's the matter, Liz?" "Ugh, Shoulda used Preparation H..." 30/11/08 2:25:33	4

	For less than your morning cup of tea, you can provide little Pooja with fresh water, food, rent, shoes, matching clothes, a Barbie bike equipped with rainbow tassels, basket, training wheels, and smooth roads. Please donate today. 21/12/11 8:39:21	3

	Drop Dead Gorgeous 20/07/11 7:10:13	3

	See what happens, Santa, when you trade milk and cookies for crystal meth? 27/12/10 2:56:13	3

	People from all walks of life can appreciate Paris Hilton's new clothing line. 07/12/08 20:14:46	3

	Is that a lump of coal in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? 04/12/23 6:13:56	2

	Buncha Pansy Asses. 01/10/22 16:45:03	2

last comments (total: 7)

My pussy is so pretty!

SHA SHA

05/12/10
3:53pm

comment on photo:

Mmm it's quite hairy, but none-the-less, you certainly do have a very pretty pussy.

Steve Wright

06/12/10
12:20am

comment on photo:

Aye, she doesn't like getting wet or being shaved either.

SHA SHA

11/12/10
12:32am

comment on photo:

My furry daughter, Baby... we love to cuddle!

SHA SHA

12/12/10
7:30pm

comment on photo:

... And what's with all the Korean dog-eating jokes? I'm not super butt-hurt about it... just saying, I'm of South Korean descent and never feasted on Fido... though it'd probably taste better than Head Cheese (which I've also never feasted on).

SHA SHA

03/01/11
6:15pm

comment on tip:
Be kind to thy fellow captioneer...

It's shocking what some mothers have to resort to.