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Watchdog
14/09/24 20:26:45
"I always squirrel away chocolate."
12/01/25 7:27:59
"I'm used to people barking orders."
31/01/25 18:56:04
Close the window, you're letting a giraffe in.
19/09/24 21:07:21, edited: 19/09/24 21:07:32
Well it's not quite gold at the end of the rainbow, but it is golden.
15/02/25 21:26:59
Elephone
19/12/24 20:01:46
"Tastes really mice."
14/02/25 20:20:36, edited: 14/02/25 20:21:16
Poor Robert didn't live long.
02/02/25 21:45:30
"She always gets on my back."
11/01/25 8:31:03
News Headline "Grandma killed in tragic accident after trying to surprise grandson at work."
08/01/25 20:31:49
"Don't worry, i caught it on tape."
29/12/24 10:47:49
"That's strange it's normally a purrrson."
23/02/25 12:54:57
"Are you not litter trained?."
13/01/25 0:14:28
Spotted Dick
09/01/25 19:46:05
"That's how they get ladders in there tights."
06/01/25 7:17:55
So spider man can fly
17/12/24 14:02:46
Wire you up there ?
25/09/24 18:25:10
The Crate Train Robbery
20/09/24 8:48:38, edited: 20/09/24 8:49:19
An there was me thinking, Santa came down the chimney.
14/09/24 14:26:05
"When you give your girlfriend your jacket to wear."
15/08/23 11:56:19
"When you know what it's like to get, hand me downs."
15/08/23 11:49:03
"I don't think things are working between us, I think we should put a lid on it."
18/02/25 20:27:03
wee must fix this shit job.
06/02/25 18:07:38
Someone's taking the piss.
06/02/25 18:00:44, edited: 06/02/25 18:00:58
What I imagine when someone tells me they're vegetarian.
06/02/25 11:49:16
Tracy claims to be a psychic but didn't foresee her hair dye running out 3 times.
25/01/25 14:59:39
Coffee Table
12/01/25 7:28:38
"Babe, I think we're gonna need more balloons, it's still there."
09/01/25 19:51:44
Some just have it all.
09/01/25 19:45:18
I've barely gotten used to the fact that some people eat cats, but now they're drinking them as well.
20/12/24 9:03:46
Birds love weddings
03/10/24 20:13:58
Killer Traffic
29/09/24 1:13:25
What-a melon
27/09/24 13:54:16, edited: 27/09/24 15:01:28
I'm wired
25/09/24 7:49:13
"Got my head stuck in a tub of Popcorn."
24/09/24 21:45:16
"My car is so driven, when it hits a brick wall it keeps going."
24/09/24 10:08:16, edited: 24/09/24 10:58:08
Me-out in my garden
23/09/24 11:25:16
Tom and Geri'atric.
comment on caption: Me-out in my garden [Ryan French]
Nod to 20:12:28?
comment on caption: Well it's not quite gold at the end of the rainbow, but it is golden. [Ryan French]
Tom and Geri'atric.
2:59pm
comment on caption:
Me-out in my garden [Ryan French]
Nod to 20:12:28?
6:17pm
comment on caption:
Well it's not quite gold at the end of the rainbow, but it is golden. [Ryan French]