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Harry Hotter

[anon]

today
12:11pm

comment on caption:
The Goblet of Fire new entry

In response

1. "Sweet!" - But then this is a sugar coated response but at least I won't get taxed on it.
2. Bribed by the Vitamin supplements companies. Creates new domestic threat in vegan and vegetarian freedom fighters/terrorists.
3. Acrobats everywhere cheer
4. Appeases other mothers in the creche group from invading Norway first.
5. Typical, it's where the oil is. When we invade, direct the public's attention away so we igNorway's plight.

Glyn Evans

today
8:40am

comment on caption:
"And here are my top priorities as the new Prime Minister."

1: Scrap sugar tax
2: Eating vegetables is to become illegal
3: No VAT on talcum powder
4: 2 Mother's Days
5: Invade Norway

Yeah, totally. The fetish establishes that whatever the 12 inches are, they're sexual, so it's highly likely a cock. Depends what other 12 inch things you'd keep in your trousers. Maybe he's a spiv, smuggling illicit supplies, maybe he's carrying a pre-ordered dildo or vibrator in his trousers to offer her in sex toy prohibition times? Or some illegal clown shoes for her foot fetish? smilie face