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That's really funny Mauris. I'll try to remember to give your comment a vote in a couple of days.

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today
5:26pm

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"6 days getting ready for the postman. The pit has been dug. Just one more stake to sharpen..."new entry


These two need to get together.

today
4:26pm

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Lipstick on your collarnew entry


Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner! Best in show. Who's a good boy?

Sadly, this genius quip will lose out to something about ass sniffing.

today
3:08pm

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Besame Poochonew entry


He's a smart little fellow, more bark than sap.

today
2:10pm

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Scruffy's New Year diet plan included a novel way to 'stave' off hunger.new entry


Oh great, just when we thought the post couldn't get any SLOWER!

today
2:09pm

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"6 days getting ready for the postman. The pit has been dug. Just one more stake to sharpen..."new entry


Unfortunately, his detective work was just basically sniffing around, commanded to go on the paper, he's taken his leaves of absence.

today
2:07pm

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"I know he doesn't look much like a police dog but he's special branch."new entry


His last words were... "(Woof) Tribalism will destroy England... (whimper..)"

today
2:05pm

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Bless him, straight through the cheeks rendering him paralysed. That's the last time I'm walking one of my dogs through woodland which is inhabited by an aggressive indigenous tribe.new entry


And more entertaining than Russell Brand.

today
2:03pm

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Lumberjack Russell.new entry


Faithful & tender.

today
2:02pm

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Wilderness survival day 5: thanks to my faithful companion I now have wood to make fire which will enable me to cook and eat .... I'll really miss that dognew entry


Totally. I wonder where cats get their natural instinct to chase mice? Okay, they may be larger, which would be curious if these sizes were switched because mice are predators in their own right. "Mmm, this cat looks like a tasty insect" But I do wonder whether it's the "oh shit" attitude of "I've gotta run" nervous disposition of a mouse to bolt it when it sees something significantly bigger than itself, which the cat is at first like "excuse me? Excuse me? Why are you running away from me?" and tries to catch up with it, pounces and incidentally kills the poor ball of fur. The cat does this enough times to learn "all these little bastards do is run away from me, I give up, I'm just gonna chase them, it's easier". But then that doesn't explain lasers...so it's a good thing there's no Terminator mice - "Hasta La Vista, Babybel"...

today
12:44pm

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Arch-enemies


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