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As long as they're not trying to get the U.S. to pay for it.

today
12:02pm

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Mexico's answer to Trump's wall.


My supporters don't know the meaning of the word "embarrassing ".

today
11:59am

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"Today we welcome Tracy to Tattoo Fixers. Tracy, I presume that's the embarrassing tattoo we need to remove for you?"

"What? No, it's the one on my back that says 'Vote Trump'."
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"Oh, I didn't even realize it was missing."

today
3:38am

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"He's got your anus."new entry


Yeah Willie, Peter Snell as well. We tend to punch above our population weight in athletics and sports. Comes from chasing sheep.

today
2:48am

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It's also what the pink house shouted when he caught his penis in the fence, said famous Kiwi James Lennox.


There have been some great New Zealand distance runners - Rod Dixon, John Walker and Dick Quax to name a few.

today
2:17am

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It's also what the pink house shouted when he caught his penis in the fence, said famous Kiwi James Lennox.


Yes Molly, Sir Ed is nearly as famous as me. Ernest Rutherford is the other big one. We have a few famous directors too, like Peter Jackson and Taika Waititi. Then there's ... um ... Barry, the Red Lion publican. Raj from the local Indian takeaway. The list goes on and on.

yesterday
10:35pm

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It's also what the pink house shouted when he caught his penis in the fence, said famous Kiwi James Lennox.


Rex has a Rolex?

yesterday
9:31pm

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"Darling, can you call the vet?"

"Why, has Rex got worms again?"

"No, I've found his missing Rolex."new entry


I had a champagne rat was called Charlotte. When he grew into an adult you could definitely see he was not female🤣

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yesterday
9:21pm

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“We’re going to have to change princess’ name. Her balls have dropped.”new entry


Fun fact. One of my first pet rat's name was Muscles Joe. Until "he" had babies. Then we renamed it Josephine.

yesterday
9:17pm

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“We’re going to have to change princess’ name. Her balls have dropped.”new entry


Or was that flatulence?
Ewww... it was flatulence. What did you eat?

yesterday
9:13pm

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Aww cute, he just winked at usnew entry


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