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🎵 He's got a cricket to ride

10/05/22 12:18:59

clever

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10/05/22 12:00:15

lol

"Ahh, you give the best massages, Dave. No bones about it."

10/05/22 14:28:34

His wife is four hours behind them on their pet centipede.
It was putting its shoes on.

10/05/22 12:00:46

Apparently Dave wasn't pleased with his new jumper.

10/05/22 12:05:30

"No standing, swearing, chewing gum, eating, drinking and NO double-entendres!"

"I'll never understand the rules of cricket. Oh, sorry!"

10/05/22 12:00:29

The other man's grasshopper is always greener.

10/05/22 12:04:10

"Bit chewy, but full of protein and good for the planet" said the cricket.

10/05/22 13:42:14

Dave never could resist a pair of long legs.

10/05/22 12:07:38

Mantis P.I

10/05/22 12:00:39

"You're taking him home to meet your other pet? But, Bob, don't you own a tarantula?"

"Shh!"

10/05/22 12:00:42

Jim-mini, Cricket

10/05/22 12:00:05