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"Remind me why we didn't go in your car again, Boris."

"Every time I get in it, the doors fall off."

08/05/22 8:02:35

lol

This has got to be photoshopped. Look at Boris's hair.

08/05/22 12:53:25

clever

"Do you think this caption deserves a vote, Arnie?"

"No, Boris, but neither did we."

08/05/22 8:12:32

Arnie decides to go back to acting and make one last disaster movie

08/05/22 8:11:54

"Bwa Bwa aaaaaa Bwa ba ba Bwa schaaa Bwa aaaaa"
"Is your imaginary motorcycle a Harley Davison, Boris?"

"No no I was just trying to say, bloody chuffed to be out riding with you, Mr Schwarzenneger!"

08/05/22 8:02:16

"Get to the chopper!"
"How will we see it?"

08/05/22 12:52:30

"So, I just promise people things that turn out to be invisible!"

"And, really, you're just taking them for a ride!"

08/05/22 8:07:26

Total Retard

08/05/22 8:00:38

- How the Hell did you lose our bikes, Boris?

- This is nothing, I've just lost Westminster!

08/05/22 8:00:19

“Air’ll be bike.”

08/05/22 8:00:17

There was a disappointing crowd for the Synchronised Farting Championships.

09/05/22 9:51:21

Sorry, not a caption, I'm just daydreaming of a Terminator / Bullingdon Club crossover.

08/05/22 12:56:03

"What's that film you are in where you rescue your daughter from kidnappers?"
"Commando?"
"I beg your pardon, absolutely not, I have a pair of starched blue Y fronts keeping the General warm".

08/05/22 9:45:16

''So what happened to your bike, Boris?''

''I was cycling to another party when the wheels fell off.''

08/05/22 9:27:21

Oh come on guys gangnam style is so 2012

08/05/22 9:09:41

''Do you have problems with magnet fishers in the USA, Arnie?''

08/05/22 8:36:17

Takes me back to my days at Eton. This was the first position I learnt in the dormitary

08/05/22 8:20:49

The Terminator Versus The Sperminator

08/05/22 13:47:48

Boris finally manages to hide his activities.

08/05/22 9:26:07

"Do you think they'll notice we couldn't work the docking station, Boris?"
"No, Arnie. They'll believe anything, keep pedalling."

08/05/22 8:46:07

"What's the idea behind your gravity net zero policy?"
"We are hoping to pick up a few floating voters."

08/05/22 8:36:04

Kindergarten Clot

08/05/22 8:21:19

"Why are you two doing the Oppa Gangnam Style dance?"

08/05/22 8:18:05

"I need your clothes, your boots and your bicycle."

08/05/22 8:01:15

"C'mon, Arnie, let's party like there's no tomorrow!"

08/05/22 8:00:05