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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar."
07/05/22 13:28:08
"Oh, gosh! A maggot!"
07/05/22 12:00:10
Hard core porn
07/05/22 12:04:27
"I'm sorry Dave but I've been having an affair with James he's got a giant peach."
07/05/22 12:14:59
The Bible if written today."Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay."The End.
07/05/22 12:23:36
"They're a strange pear."
07/05/22 13:19:02
The relationship soon crumbled.
07/05/22 12:04:47
''How did the serpent get in here, Adam?''''The serpent is outside on the grass, Eve.''
07/05/22 12:02:59
Sex a-peel.
07/05/22 12:01:29
It's hard to believe she eventually became Granny Smith.
07/05/22 13:40:15
It was love at first bite.
07/05/22 12:50:47
Scrumpy pumpy
07/05/22 12:30:46
My parents won't let me sleep with my boyfriend at their house so we usually go round to my Granny Smith.
07/05/22 12:19:34
It looks like she's about to get one of her five a day.
07/05/22 12:12:15
''That looks like a maggot, Adam.''''There's no need to be so rude.''
07/05/22 12:00:41
Careful, he's a stalker!
So we can have sex if we are married?Yes.But there is no Vicar in the Garden of Eden.No.So what happens if we have sex?Well I’ll go to the land of Nod, and in nine months time we’ll be looking for a Midwife but I haven’t seen one of them either.
07/05/22 19:43:46
"Somethings not right, after all that foreplay and sex, I've got a burning bush."
07/05/22 13:54:59
"So how are we going to do this? I think we'd have been better with a cucumber."
07/05/22 13:49:40
"Core blimey, Adam, your cox is impressive!"
07/05/22 13:39:33
The Lady Garden of Eden.
07/05/22 12:40:38
''I feel ashamed, Adam, I've gone against God's law.''''For fuck's sake, Eve, surely you haven't posted 'Meals on wheels' again?''
07/05/22 12:38:44
''You're the apple of my eye.''
07/05/22 12:13:07
Happy World Naked Gardening Day
07/05/22 12:06:29
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