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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar."
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James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar."

07/05/22 13:28:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

"Oh, gosh! A maggot!"

07/05/22 12:00:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

Hard core porn

07/05/22 12:04:27

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I've heard it's pretty seedy. --Karyn Harrison
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

"I'm sorry Dave but I've been having an affair with James he's got a giant peach."

07/05/22 12:14:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

The Bible if written today.
"Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay."
The End.

07/05/22 12:23:36

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Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"They're a strange pear."

07/05/22 13:19:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

The relationship soon crumbled.

07/05/22 12:04:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''How did the serpent get in here, Adam?''

''The serpent is outside on the grass, Eve.''

07/05/22 12:02:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

Sex a-peel.

07/05/22 12:01:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22575John Glover

It's hard to believe she eventually became Granny Smith.

07/05/22 13:40:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35757Tony Edwards

It was love at first bite.

07/05/22 12:50:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Scrumpy pumpy

07/05/22 12:30:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

My parents won't let me sleep with my boyfriend at their house so we usually go round to my Granny Smith.

07/05/22 12:19:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12057Chris Keegan

It looks like she's about to get one of her five a day.

07/05/22 12:12:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''That looks like a maggot, Adam.''

''There's no need to be so rude.''

07/05/22 12:00:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

Careful, he's a stalker!

07/05/22 12:00:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

So we can have sex if we are married?
Yes.
But there is no Vicar in the Garden of Eden.
No.
So what happens if we have sex?
Well I’ll go to the land of Nod, and in nine months time we’ll be looking for a Midwife but I haven’t seen one of them either.

07/05/22 19:43:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22575John Glover

"Somethings not right, after all that foreplay and sex, I've got a burning bush."

07/05/22 13:54:59

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Pulp friction?Nod to 12:16:13 --Karyn Harrison
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"So how are we going to do this? I think we'd have been better with a cucumber."

07/05/22 13:49:40

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 256Madeline Charlton

"Core blimey, Adam, your cox is impressive!"

07/05/22 13:39:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35757Tony Edwards

The Lady Garden of Eden.

07/05/22 12:40:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''I feel ashamed, Adam, I've gone against God's law.''

''For fuck's sake, Eve, surely you haven't posted 'Meals on wheels' again?''

07/05/22 12:38:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''You're the apple of my eye.''

07/05/22 12:13:07

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

Happy World Naked Gardening Day

07/05/22 12:06:29

 
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