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That's what I call an organ grinder.
12/05/22 20:19:02
In a former life, Quim was an Essex girl dancing round her handbag with a worn out box.
12/05/22 20:06:31
Includes his Smash Hits:- Quim as you are- She Quims in the Fall- Quim fly me to the moon...and many more!
13/05/22 6:22:39
Quim used to be called Dick before the accident.
12/05/22 20:15:58
The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented.
12/05/22 20:03:07
The one time Al Yankovic got a little too weird.
12/05/22 20:01:32
Play us a chord Ian.
12/05/22 20:16:10
''This isn't the strap-on I was expecting, darling.''
12/05/22 20:05:05
Quim was too tight to buy an epilator and found a cheaper method of removing his pubes.
12/05/22 20:02:19
Other methods of circumcision are recommended
12/05/22 20:58:09
Sorry, Quim. The nudity simply does not distract the eye from those shoes...
12/05/22 20:32:30
"Great musicians refer to Dave as 'a dancer.'"
12/05/22 20:12:45
Double Protection Prophylactic
12/05/22 20:04:17
All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed
12/05/22 20:03:03
Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ!
12/05/22 20:02:24
Stripsqueeze
12/05/22 21:25:17
He sings soprano.
12/05/22 20:55:54
His name's not really Quim, it's an anagram.
12/05/22 20:50:14
He always does a turn on Saturday nights.
12/05/22 20:14:28
"Dave 'plays with a band' but prefers playing with himself." (...not that there's anything wrong with that.)
12/05/22 20:11:24
'Erm, squeeze box wasn't an instruction Barry'
12/05/22 20:08:12
Dave is a suspect in the Sauna murder trial. He was there all evening accordioning to witnesses.
12/05/22 20:01:50
The Naked Clef
12/05/22 20:01:39
His band is called 'Hermaphrodite'... A Quim with balls.
12/05/22 20:01:19
The crowd were amazed as Quim suddenly hit a G10 vocal note
12/05/22 20:00:36
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