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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

That's what I call an organ grinder.

12/05/22 20:19:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

In a former life, Quim was an Essex girl dancing round her handbag with a worn out box.

12/05/22 20:06:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12587Al Overy

Includes his Smash Hits:

- Quim as you are
- She Quims in the Fall
- Quim fly me to the moon

...and many more!

13/05/22 6:22:39

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And "Qim-a Quim-eleon" and "The Shape of Things to Quim". Oh, and how could I forget "Qim on Eileen." --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Quim used to be called Dick before the accident.

12/05/22 20:15:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented.

12/05/22 20:03:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9948Hercules Rockefeller

The one time Al Yankovic got a little too weird.

12/05/22 20:01:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Play us a chord Ian.

12/05/22 20:16:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21433Dave Bryan

''This isn't the strap-on I was expecting, darling.''

12/05/22 20:05:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

Quim was too tight to buy an epilator and found a cheaper method of removing his pubes.

12/05/22 20:02:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

Other methods of circumcision are recommended

12/05/22 20:58:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

Sorry, Quim. The nudity simply does not distract the eye from those shoes...

12/05/22 20:32:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"Great musicians refer to Dave as 'a dancer.'"

12/05/22 20:12:45

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5337Scrijjy Doo

Double Protection Prophylactic

12/05/22 20:04:17

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed

12/05/22 20:03:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Good job he doesn't play the mouth organ!

12/05/22 20:02:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12587Al Overy

Stripsqueeze

12/05/22 21:25:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5337Scrijjy Doo

He sings soprano.

12/05/22 20:55:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3701Willie Johnson

His name's not really Quim, it's an anagram.

12/05/22 20:50:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21433Dave Bryan

He always does a turn on Saturday nights.

12/05/22 20:14:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"Dave 'plays with a band' but prefers playing with himself."

(...not that there's anything wrong with that.)

12/05/22 20:11:24

 
Joe Vote score: 1828Joe

'Erm, squeeze box wasn't an instruction Barry'

12/05/22 20:08:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12056Chris Keegan

Dave is a suspect in the Sauna murder trial. He was there all evening accordioning to witnesses.

12/05/22 20:01:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

The Naked Clef

12/05/22 20:01:39

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

His band is called 'Hermaphrodite'... A Quim with balls.

12/05/22 20:01:19

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

The crowd were amazed as Quim suddenly hit a G10 vocal note

12/05/22 20:00:36

 
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