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"Don't worry, he only wants our soles."
10/05/22 8:00:11
"...and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to hell."
10/05/22 8:35:17
"Adam, I know it's our first time, but are you sure this is normal?"
10/05/22 8:09:36
They tried to pass this off as twelfth century but it’s from the 1960s.How can you be so sure?The Devil’s wearing a mini skirt.
10/05/22 8:51:12
Ménage à Toes
10/05/22 10:01:01
"Sugar, I think it's time we took Mittens to see the vet."
10/05/22 8:12:48
"DON'T! We're lick toes intolerant."
10/05/22 8:02:37
"You know when you say there's a monster that eats people's socks and that's why you can never find the other one...I think she's at the end of the bed!"
10/05/22 11:42:59
"I told you we should've bought a bigger blanket."
10/05/22 8:09:24
The Garden of Edam
10/05/22 11:32:41
''I know you're a witch, darling, but don't you think he's being a little familiar.''
10/05/22 8:44:14
"Darling, you forgot to let fluffy out, he's licking my feet"- "Ahhhhh, what a little devil he is"
10/05/22 8:34:06
"First there was that Jack Frost and our noses business at Christmas and now him with the toes. THAT'S IT! We're moving to Wilmslow, somewhere with central heating and walls!"
10/05/22 8:37:21
''I always say that once you get past the smell you've got it licked.''
10/05/22 8:20:25
Adam and Eve ... and Eve's pedicurist.
10/05/22 8:17:37
"Tom... Don't ever buy me a ZSL Whipsnade sleepover experience again."
10/05/22 8:00:24
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