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Croc of shit
13/01/22 8:01:37
“Bloody women, always leaving the lid down.”
13/01/22 8:14:39
Who ate the Toilet Duck?
13/01/22 8:01:02
When I first entered the looI didn't actually need to pooBut when I clocked the croc by chanceI screamed and fairly shat my pants
13/01/22 8:00:58
"What's up love? I'm pretty sure you said I should reptile the bathroom."
13/01/22 8:00:45
Crocodile Dunnydee.
13/01/22 8:00:10
''What's that crocodile doing in your bathroom, Jane?''''Probably a number one. He's been a bit constipated recently.''
13/01/22 8:16:10
The Germans will do anything to reserve a space.
13/01/22 13:37:51
That moment when you've got the sh!t scared out of you but nowhere to put it.
13/01/22 9:58:06
One Million Years W.C.
13/01/22 8:10:34
A common sight in Florida bogs.
13/01/22 8:00:18
A loo gator
13/01/22 8:00:06
This is the Caimans you want the Caiwomans next door.
13/01/22 18:56:30
I heard you've been constipated lately.
13/01/22 9:18:13
"It's like he can sense the Turtle's Head."
13/01/22 8:57:28
"That's the last time I have wildebeest vindaloo."
13/01/22 8:36:20
I don't like the new laxative you got babe.
13/01/22 8:00:25
It's no wonder the bathroom's not been cleaned in years
13/01/22 8:59:41
"I'm glad to see you and the neighbours have made it up after that incident with them not returning your shoes. They have just text to say they have left you a pair of crocs as a replacement"
13/01/22 8:22:07
"Ok! Ok! I get it. I'll leave the toilet seat down from now."
13/01/22 8:19:38
“Attenborough’s getting on a bit so we bring them to his preferred location nowadays.”
13/01/22 8:08:04
