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"Kwik Fit, how may I help?""Yes Hi, it's Santa Claus. How much longer will it take to fix my sleigh?"
12/01/22 12:02:32
The steering's a little steiff.
12/01/22 12:00:12
*Calling all cars - be on the lookout for a vehicle that ploughed through a children's nursery this morning*
12/01/22 12:00:35
The Fast and The Furryous
12/01/22 12:02:06
"Trust me sweetpea, this is a great way of choosing which of your soft toys you should keep.""When we come off the motorway, the ones that love you the most will still be holding on."
12/01/22 12:10:14
Ram raid at Hamleys: suspect cornered
12/01/22 12:03:38
I suppose there's a tiger in the tank.
13/01/22 1:17:43
"My car got nicked by toyriders"
12/01/22 13:16:51
Ubear taxi
12/01/22 12:37:20
"It's ok sir, a lot of people need something to comfort them when they take their driving test."
12/01/22 12:03:56
Good thing is, you can't even see all the Pooh on it.
12/01/22 12:02:36
According to the peado it will do 0 to 16 in seconds
12/01/22 12:02:08
“I had to sell my Bentley to buy this. The car was fifty quid and I spent the rest of the money trying to master those arcade grabbing machines.”
12/01/22 12:00:23
“Dave won all these on the Generation Game, unfortunately he won that car on Bullseye.”
12/01/22 14:27:51
Ford Paedophile
12/01/22 14:03:47
"Drive carefully otherwise you too could run over an entire orphanage"
12/01/22 12:30:35
Ironically, not bear grills
12/01/22 12:18:29
You've not been in another crèche
12/01/22 12:06:07
Taxi cub
12/01/22 12:00:51
Cuddly Toyota
12/01/22 12:00:47
"Dave, you've bruined my car!"
12/01/22 12:00:33
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