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There are medical procedures in life that women should go through without their husband in attendance. A leg amputation is one of those procedures.
12/01/22 8:04:14
“Dave, you’re meant to be in bay 3.”
12/01/22 8:11:54
''Darling, I can't see anything. You mustn't be pregnant.''''For Christ's sake, Dave, stop pulling my leg.''
12/01/22 8:17:24
"I'm sorry love I know you wanted it to be a boy.""I also wanted it to be black."
12/01/22 8:11:32
"Congratulations sir you are now the proud father to a 24inch double headed vibrating dildo."
12/01/22 8:18:46
How many are in there???
12/01/22 9:40:36
"I'm sorry sir, the doctor has Covid so you're going to have to stitch up your wife yourself."
12/01/22 8:59:44
That moment of half anxiety and half excitement when you're watching your wife in labour, and then the nurse sticks her finger up your bum.
12/01/22 8:09:08
Legs akimbo. Legs akimbo!! Let go of her f*cking legs, Akimbo
12/01/22 16:07:03
"Come on out and face the electorate Boris you can't hide there forever."
12/01/22 11:05:26
“Would you like the placenta grilled or fried?”
12/01/22 8:24:52
"It's good of you Dave, to come along to your dad's vasectomy...Strange, but good."
12/01/22 8:09:04
"I'm sure she had two legs when I married her."
12/01/22 8:00:32
When your best mate insists on showing you how big his penis is...
12/01/22 8:00:12
When you suddenly remember you should’ve renewed your hospital parking ticket an hour ago.
13/01/22 22:10:44
"Sir, don't panic. When your wife is pushing it's perfectly normal for her to do a poo""Yeah I know but the bitch has eaten my sweetcorn."
12/01/22 8:44:05
''This is getting a bit boring, nurse. Can you change the channel?''
12/01/22 8:33:03
This is the last time I'm doing vaganuary
12/01/22 8:29:03
CHESTER ZOO - ULTRASOUND SCAN UNITThere had been total silence for over half an hour. Nobody wanted to mention the elephant in the womb.
12/01/22 8:25:36
"HEY, GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT...Sorry about that madam, you're husband is on his way."
12/01/22 8:19:45
“Porter, haven't you got duties you should be getting back to?"
12/01/22 8:18:40
"Darling, I love you very very much. You just had...a lizard."
12/01/22 8:13:40
“It’s OK Sir, they’re just kiss curls not 666.”
12/01/22 8:09:32
"The Vagina will start drawing you in, it acts like a tractor beam, we've lost a few new fathers this way"
12/01/22 8:09:00
"That's the first leg out. Now push again Missus Jones."
12/01/22 8:07:43
“Thanks for inviting me to meet your family at the party, if I seemed a little uncomfortable it’s just that my Mum doesn’t blow her candles out like that.”
12/01/22 8:06:48
TheVeryFirstAdventureWithDad
12/01/22 8:02:11
"Well, Mr Brown, what do you think of your husband's penis enlargement? Fourteen inches... in circumference."
12/01/22 8:00:40
