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There are medical procedures in life that women should go through without their husband in attendance. A leg amputation is one of those procedures.
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

There are medical procedures in life that women should go through without their husband in attendance. A leg amputation is one of those procedures.

12/01/22 8:04:14

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C CaMel Vote score: 8768C CaMel

“Dave, you’re meant to be in bay 3.”

12/01/22 8:11:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Darling, I can't see anything. You mustn't be pregnant.''

''For Christ's sake, Dave, stop pulling my leg.''

12/01/22 8:17:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"I'm sorry love I know you wanted it to be a boy."
"I also wanted it to be black."

12/01/22 8:11:32

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"Congratulations sir you are now the proud father to a 24inch double headed vibrating dildo."

12/01/22 8:18:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1817alexandra ball

How many are in there???

12/01/22 9:40:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"I'm sorry sir, the doctor has Covid so you're going to have to stitch up your wife yourself."

12/01/22 8:59:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

That moment of half anxiety and half excitement when you're watching your wife in labour, and then the nurse sticks her finger up your bum.

12/01/22 8:09:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Legs akimbo. Legs akimbo!! Let go of her f*cking legs, Akimbo

12/01/22 16:07:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

"Come on out and face the electorate Boris you can't hide there forever."

12/01/22 11:05:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28244Ian Skelding

“Would you like the placenta grilled or fried?”

12/01/22 8:24:52

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

"It's good of you Dave, to come along to your dad's vasectomy...Strange, but good."

12/01/22 8:09:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 3497Molly R

"I'm sure she had two legs when I married her."

12/01/22 8:00:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

When your best mate insists on showing you how big his penis is...

12/01/22 8:00:12

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2478Karen Oakenfull

When you suddenly remember you should’ve renewed your hospital parking ticket an hour ago.

13/01/22 22:10:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Sir, don't panic. When your wife is pushing it's perfectly normal for her to do a poo"

"Yeah I know but the bitch has eaten my sweetcorn."

12/01/22 8:44:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''This is getting a bit boring, nurse. Can you change the channel?''

12/01/22 8:33:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 4858Tony S

This is the last time I'm doing vaganuary

12/01/22 8:29:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

CHESTER ZOO - ULTRASOUND SCAN UNIT

There had been total silence for over half an hour. Nobody wanted to mention the elephant in the womb.

12/01/22 8:25:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"HEY, GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT...Sorry about that madam, you're husband is on his way."

12/01/22 8:19:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28244Ian Skelding

“Porter, haven't you got duties you should be getting back to?"

12/01/22 8:18:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

"Darling, I love you very very much. You just had...a lizard."

12/01/22 8:13:40

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 28244Ian Skelding

“It’s OK Sir, they’re just kiss curls not 666.”

12/01/22 8:09:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

"The Vagina will start drawing you in, it acts like a tractor beam, we've lost a few new fathers this way"

12/01/22 8:09:00

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

"That's the first leg out. Now push again Missus Jones."

12/01/22 8:07:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8768C CaMel

“Thanks for inviting me to meet your family at the party, if I seemed a little uncomfortable it’s just that my Mum doesn’t blow her candles out like that.”

12/01/22 8:06:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

TheVeryFirstAdventureWithDad

12/01/22 8:02:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11699Al Overy

"Well, Mr Brown, what do you think of your husband's penis enlargement? Fourteen inches... in circumference."

12/01/22 8:00:40

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"Anal lot to say. I'm bummed out." --Willie Johnson
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