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"Billy I have something to tell you... Your father was a praying mantis."
08/01/22 20:07:40
"Ah, the 1970s. When you fell off your chopper bike, the local coal lorry ran over your arm and your mum gave you a clip round the ear because it made you late for your tea".
09/01/22 0:44:51
"Sorry to interrupt your little party darling, but would you grab the biscuits from the top of the kitchen cupboards?"
08/01/22 20:09:50
"So let me get this right Doreen. You went into that UFO, as recreated in Close Encounters Of The Third Time. Spent a few years flying through the cosmos with your alien friends, and came back pregnant. And you still say nothing happened."
08/01/22 21:39:32
“Could you pass the salt and pepper.”“Yeah, easily and reach to the end of the table.”
08/01/22 20:16:55
"Sorry I just blinded you in one eye with that elastic band, Bro... still, jelly and ice cream, eh?"
08/01/22 20:13:20
“You allowed over the park later Johnny?”‘Is it within 200m of a coin operated vending machine?’“Nope.”‘Then I’m allowed.’
08/01/22 21:04:10
In Tudor times children were often stretched on the rack for minor things such as singing Greensleeves out of tune. Dave Tudor is pictured here with a young Anne Boleyn who had an extra Cadburys finger.
08/01/22 20:44:40
''Why are you hiding under the table, Bro?''''I've just seen the sprouts.''
08/01/22 20:44:30
"What? You think this is humerus?"
09/01/22 0:57:41
Fantastic Four: The early years.
08/01/22 22:50:48
Retro parties call for retro party games - like Twister! Buuuut...when the only available floorspace is under the table, yeah.
08/01/22 21:27:58
Boris should of seen the signs sooner. His best mate Dave kept trying to look up his sisters skirt.
08/01/22 21:06:08
Boris at a Measles party back in the day.
08/01/22 20:09:47
"Tim, fancy a game of basketball?"
08/01/22 20:06:44
Jack regrets challenging his brother to drink him under the table.
08/01/22 20:04:57
"Pssst, Jimmy, did you put ant powder in the bully's Ribena like I said?"
08/01/22 20:03:59
He grew up to join the police force. He was the long arm of the law.
08/01/22 20:02:20
Thomas decided to focus on the _advantages_ of having two right elbows.
08/01/22 20:00:10
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