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#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

#ding dong#
“Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”

22/11/21 8:29:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

Late knight shopping

22/11/21 8:00:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"At last! I have it! The Holy Grail... the shopping trolley with no gammy wheels!!"

22/11/21 8:00:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25591Michael Winner

"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGE this to my visa, please."

22/11/21 9:47:42

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords
#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”

22/11/21 14:48:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

"We have lemonade, limeade, cherryade and lucozade."
"I was actually looking for the crusade."

22/11/21 8:39:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

"Hey, it says 'Shopping Any Time'... I pick the Middle Ages."

22/11/21 8:37:32

 
Chris Beach Vote score: 549Chris Beach
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For Alan, Brexit was just the start

22/11/21 8:37:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''I bought this mayonnaise in 1328. It's got a funny smell to it. Can I have a refund?''

22/11/21 9:41:08

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CASHIER: "Have you got a receipt?"KNIGHT: "From 1328? No, are you insane?"CASHIER: "I'm sorry then, we need some sort of paper trail otherwise there's no way we can believe you, now fuck off" PASSERBY:"... --Glyn Evans
C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

“Now did thy fair maiden wanteth the towels of sanitary or the liners of panty, and how the helleth am I supposed to know whicheth be which?”

22/11/21 8:23:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

The Knights Who Say Ni-sa!

22/11/21 8:00:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10175James Lennox

... and then the checkout girl charged.

22/11/21 9:11:13

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20231John Llamas

Don’t mind him Madam, he’s guarding the King Edwards

22/11/21 8:47:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8864Vivvy En

St George at Asda

22/11/21 8:08:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12584Neil Mackenzie

They told him he could find Mace in the spice isle.

22/11/21 11:01:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5813Kenny Ireland

Thankfully the next aisle was two forward and one across.

22/11/21 8:36:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

“Hi have you got anything for bubonic plague?”
‘Have you looked next to the shampoo?’

22/11/21 8:25:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

"Mop to AISLE THREE, Mop to AISLE THREE for a blood-spill."

22/11/21 8:23:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

"I never shop without dressing."

22/11/21 8:16:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

Did somebody say Joust Eat

22/11/21 8:11:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''Three silver groats for a bottle of mayonnaise! I won't be shopping at Waitrose again.''

22/11/21 8:03:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords

🎵 Brave, brave Sir Robin
Strode forth into the shop
To battle the hungry masses for
The last Christmas turkey.
He was not in the least bit scared
To have his elbows broken,
And his eyes gouged out and his kneecaps split
And his nostrils raped and his penis- 🎵
"Maybe I'll just serve a nut roast."

22/11/21 15:43:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25591Michael Winner

*Unexpected item, in the flogging area*

22/11/21 9:41:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11227Chris Keegan

Search for the Holy Ale

22/11/21 9:15:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

"I cry your mercy, Madame: May I gettest PAST thee?..."

22/11/21 8:58:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

"Good question, but I shall not announce that I'm a knight; I will simply behave as one. AGAIN: Where is the toilet paper?"

22/11/21 8:34:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

History shopper

22/11/21 8:28:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

"I wonder if they sell tin openers."

22/11/21 8:23:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

One of the Knights of the Dinner Table

22/11/21 8:16:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

War of the Waitroses

22/11/21 8:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

"I have the mayonnaise, now where's the Saladin."

22/11/21 8:03:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"Why am I building up my strength with a trolley, you ask? Because I have to push the pramaloooooot..."

22/11/21 8:01:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''Dave's our new shelf stacker. He works the knight shift.''

22/11/21 8:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

The Quest for the Holy Aisle

22/11/21 8:00:10

 
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