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"Why cant you just wear a normal mask, Dave?"
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25591Michael Winner

"Why can't you just wear a normal mask, Dave?"

23/11/21 21:33:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 19200Mark England

"Sshhh, The baby elephant is sleeping"

23/11/21 20:56:40

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1198Charles Gilbert

You ever see that movie Alien?

23/11/21 20:20:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''Take that, you captioneering bastard.''

An elephant never forgets dreadful puns.

23/11/21 20:04:31

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Nah, the Elephant's got to be a captioner otherwise how would they know about some of the dreadful but always welcome puns? Actually on second thoughts, they must be new. I'm guessing they must not be used to puns. --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9135Hercules Rockefeller

"Got your nose!"

23/11/21 20:13:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21150Stephen Bean

He only does it when you least expect it...

...to maintain the elephant of surprise.

23/11/21 20:13:49

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"I thought you said Jumbo could read people's expressions."

"He can. But he's blind."

23/11/21 20:01:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

You should never play spin the bottle whilst on safari.

23/11/21 21:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

"I told you not to call him big ears."

23/11/21 20:24:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

Trunk and disorderly.

23/11/21 20:14:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

He never forgets a face.

23/11/21 20:01:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12584Neil Mackenzie

X

24/11/21 17:06:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

In Sri Lanka police use elephants to track down peanut butter traffickers

23/11/21 21:23:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 19200Mark England

"EXTERMINATE!"

23/11/21 20:34:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9203Glyn Evans

If you thought "Alien" was bad imagine having Dumbo burst through your chest when the time was right.

23/11/21 20:14:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

Not the biggest any more are you, fatty?

23/11/21 20:13:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

“What did you have for breakfast Harry?”
‘Poached #%!DUFF#!#

23/11/21 20:11:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Clarence immediately regretted going to Thailand for his rhinoplasty.

23/11/21 20:01:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

Donald Trunk

23/11/21 20:00:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Even though Charlie Brown was all grown up, he still smelt of Peanuts.

23/11/21 20:00:16

 
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