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Before I answer any more questions I want a lawyer.  Why?  Im hungry.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 17240Dave Bryan

''Before I answer any more questions I want a lawyer.''

''Why?''

''I'm hungry.''

07/09/21 20:52:22

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Depends who will eat who first. Sharks eat leopards.  --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 8262Al Overy

"What makes you think I was speeding, Officer?"

"Well, to start with, you're covered in squashed flies!"

07/09/21 20:00:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26240Ian Skelding

"I'm going to take you to the Zoo."
"That's very kind of you Officer but I would prefer you to take me to the Cinema."

07/09/21 20:25:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17240Dave Bryan

''Don't bother denying it. You were spotted.''

07/09/21 20:04:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5704Lucky Elperro

"but I've been urinating in public for years"

07/09/21 23:56:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17240Dave Bryan

Tues, 7th September: Got arrested for speeding.

BIG CAT DIARY

07/09/21 20:27:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17240Dave Bryan

''I'm not surprised they took you off the beat and put you on traffic, Dibble.''

07/09/21 20:11:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8351Vivvy En

"So that's 8 antelope steaks, 6 wildebeest steaks and 2 zebra legs...and we expect a quick delivery."

07/09/21 20:45:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8351Vivvy En

"Sixty in a 30mph zone - so what have you got to say? Eh? Cat got your tongue?"

07/09/21 20:00:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5195Crunchy Chords

"Hello hello hello, what's this then? No headlights... fifty quid. No tail lights... fifty quid. No turn indicators... fifty quid."
(Paarp)
"No silencer... fifty quid...."

07/09/21 20:05:36

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 8714Glyn Evans

"License please sir"

07/09/21 20:00:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16162Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry Sir, but you're a liar and a cheetah.."

07/09/21 20:00:15

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"That's rich coming from you...Firstly, you're employed by a body known for it's Smoke and Mirror tactics which is why you sign a document not reveal the Magician's code and secondly, I was racing against YOU!" --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12525Mr Dome

So you think this is some sort of big game do you?

08/09/21 7:21:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6990Greg Curtis

"Like I haven't heard THAT ONE before. HA, chasing an antelope."

08/09/21 3:40:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12525Mr Dome

Take this to chief McClusky, and don't stop on the way

08/09/21 1:01:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3785Mark Wilson

"It's not a bad drawing but I still can't get your eyes right"

07/09/21 22:41:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3218Willie Johnson

"I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here today.
There's a dangerous criminal last seen driving an Impala along this highway. If we hurry we can catch him, but we'll need your cars."

07/09/21 20:45:53

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 902Nina Dutton

“Don’t care what you say. A leopard never changes his spots and this is the third time you’ve been booked.”

07/09/21 20:41:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3218Willie Johnson

"I see your registration is expired. You'll have to be impounded."

07/09/21 20:35:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8714Glyn Evans

"Did you pull me over because I'm of African descent?"

07/09/21 20:29:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19385Stephen Bean

Badpuss

07/09/21 20:07:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19385Stephen Bean

♪ She's got a ticket to pride ♪

07/09/21 20:00:33

 
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