The Wilsons on holiday with their son after he was involved in a life-changing steamroller accident

15/07/21 8:28:14

"Honey, this is supposed to be a romantic couple photo. Can you please take your finger out of my arse."

15/07/21 8:01:14

Rays a laugh.

15/07/21 11:23:56

'...delayed hypersensitivity reaction; blisters, rash or other skin irritations; high blood pressure and heart problems; the most severe effects mean that victims often die instantly, replete with an agonising facial rictus that resembles a big, happy smile."

15/07/21 8:35:33

"Hey, what was it like meeting Steve Irwin?"

15/07/21 8:02:09

"We spiced up our honeymoon by contacting Ray on PlentyofFish.com"

15/07/21 8:00:46

We were just having a swim in the Dead Sea when we bumped into Casper the friendly ghost.

15/07/21 8:27:43

"...and that's when I thought, Oh my God, I wish I was wearing swimming trunks"

15/07/21 8:58:08

"This pic is me and the wife and big Ray who we met on holiday.:

15/07/21 8:29:17

"Oh, dear God. It's right behind us, isn't it?"

15/07/21 8:15:22