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"What makes you think your late wife has been reincarnated as a cat, Bill?"

"Well, every time I pick my nose, fart or turn on the footie she pulls this face..."

12/05/22 12:00:54

Tiddles is disgusted that the chef is using a wooden spoon to stir his cream.

8 out of 10 cats prefer whisks.

12/05/22 12:12:44

"What are you making today Mittens?"

"Bubble and squeak."

"I've always wondered why it has squeak in the name."

"If you shut up for a minute I'll show you. I just need to catch one more ingredient."

12/05/22 12:09:08

"What's soup pussycat?"

12/05/22 12:12:24

The cat that forgot the cream

12/05/22 12:04:50

''Welcome to 'Can't Cook, Won't Cook, I Can't Be Arsed'.''

12/05/22 12:03:50

Nigella Clawson

12/05/22 12:00:52

The Wife asks me am I a man or a mouse?
I know I don’t like the way the cat looks at me.

12/05/22 18:54:00

- What's for dinner?
- Cat stew
- Bless you, now what's for dinner?

12/05/22 12:15:02

The scowl and the pussycat.

12/05/22 12:00:09

He's thinking, "Not another cat picture!"

12/05/22 14:34:36

🎵 What stew Pussycat? 🎵

12/05/22 12:17:38

The realisation hits Tiddles on why he has just been plonked in a Chinese kitchen

12/05/22 12:08:33

'Sooo... Human, after you had my testicles removed, today you have made me a vegetarian. Let me tell you that this will be your last photo of me as tomorrow I will move in with Mrs gray at number 14. And close your bedroom door tonight or I will scratch you... Sore.

12/05/22 12:02:16