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Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.
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Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.

01/05/21 8:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

"Could you close your window shutter, please, Mr Hitchcock?"

01/05/21 8:00:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

This is your captain... if there is a scarecrow on board could you make yourself known to the cabin crew, failing that it's the usual doctor on board message

01/05/21 9:12:55

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Nice caption, would just have stopped after cabin crew though. --Troompa Loompa
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

"For goodness sake, Dougal! I told you not to throw your crumbs out the window!"

01/05/21 8:00:37

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Opening a window is okay, just don't throw crumbs out. --Troompa Loompa
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

North Yorkshire pigeon racing society investigate cheating claims.

01/05/21 8:53:55

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

After spending 50 years in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, old Tom finaly goes on his first holiday abroad.

01/05/21 8:24:08

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2334Guideaux .

"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama."

01/05/21 8:18:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8608James Lennox

16 weeks and 3 days ago I formulated the greatest caption ever for this photo, but unfortunately, having typed it, cut it, and being poised ready to paste it, I got an urge for a cheese toastie and totally missed the opportunity before all my ideas were stolen...

01/05/21 8:12:26

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

"Captain! I think you need to stop throwing your crusts out the window."

01/05/21 8:12:21

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Noted and nodded --stone face
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

"Those bats are thievin' bastards, that's the fifth plane they've stolen this week."

01/05/21 9:00:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16875Stephen Bean

"Do you think this has something to do with you firing that air steward yesterday Captain? What was his name?"

"Worzel Gummidge."

01/05/21 8:54:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

They had to tern back to Heathrow.

01/05/21 8:17:20

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Not something they would ever egret. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15362Vanessa the Guesser

"Get ready for sea, sun and hopefully a cockatoo."

01/05/21 8:09:01

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

"Whose idea was it to use bread flavoured paint?"

01/05/21 8:05:22

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

"Stop moaning Charlie Brown! It was your idea to invite Pig-Pen on holiday."

01/05/21 8:06:33

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"We told you to turn off all devices, but someone is STILL TWEETING !!!"

03/05/21 17:07:28

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 427Nina Dutton

“I think one has flew over the cookoo’s nest.”

02/05/21 8:12:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

Bird strike! I didn’t know it was a picket line.

01/05/21 18:47:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Is there a Mr McCartney on board?"

01/05/21 10:31:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

It's a special free flight for frequent flyers.

01/05/21 10:23:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

Birdish Airways

01/05/21 9:39:01

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

Dick Dastardly and Muttley still can't catch the pigeon.

01/05/21 8:57:15

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Dastardly I think.  --Dot Old
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

The Boeing 737 Max has been out of service so long that these birds have mistaken it for a statue.

01/05/21 8:32:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15095Dave Bryan

''It's just one of the hazards of flying,'' said a starling.

01/05/21 8:08:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

Entries for the spot the plane contest

01/05/21 8:07:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11844Mr Dome

Aboriginies hate Brits

01/05/21 8:05:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

Why you never get chips in your in-flight meal.

01/05/21 8:05:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15362Vanessa the Guesser

Bird flew pandemic

01/05/21 8:01:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15095Dave Bryan

''How far is the journey, darling?''

''A thousand miles as the crow flies.''

01/05/21 9:05:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1266alexandra ball

Keep flapping lads, we're dropping!

01/05/21 9:02:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

It's starling to break up. (This reveals a starling, I mean startling fact: the plane is constructed of live birds.)

01/05/21 8:38:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16875Stephen Bean

Flight feathers

01/05/21 8:33:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

British Airways was voted the most popular with frequent flyers.

01/05/21 8:25:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8608James Lennox

90% of birds say size doesn't matter, but just look at them flock around that big bastard.

01/05/21 8:23:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

Nothing worse than being stuck on a flight next to a twitcher.

01/05/21 8:21:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15095Dave Bryan

The beginning of the annual migration to the Costa del Sol.

01/05/21 8:10:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25295Ian Skelding

"It's arriving from a swarm country."

01/05/21 8:06:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

BA recruit millions of birds to carry their planes in a bid to cut carbon emissions

01/05/21 8:05:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11844Mr Dome

'Ladies and Gentleman welcome to Heathrow' announced Captain Birdseye

01/05/21 8:03:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

"Would you look at that now! You were after seeing lots of nice birds on the flight weren't you, Ted?"

01/05/21 8:01:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

"Don't panic captain, try not get into a flap."

01/05/21 8:00:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25295Ian Skelding

Flockdown

01/05/21 8:00:08

 
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