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  “He was castaway on a remote island for years, his best mate is a volleyball, maybe we should’ve put him on light duties for a bit?"
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C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

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WINNER

  “He was castaway on a remote island for years, his best mate is a volleyball, maybe we should’ve put him on light duties for a bit?"

28/04/21 20:37:01

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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Bet you can't drive around this wall perimeter sideways on two wheels."
"Hold my beer."

28/04/21 20:11:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Hello Mum? You know how you said I had to get a job so I wouldn't be playing Grand Theft Auto all the time..."

28/04/21 20:18:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Tony, we appreciate your commitment to FedEx's reputation and your eagerness to meet our 'delivery by 12' service. But in this instance, we feel it would've been acceptable to deliver the parcel at 12.01"

28/04/21 20:18:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

Management rule no. 376: never fire someone whilst they're out on a job.

28/04/21 20:16:56

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

FedWrex

28/04/21 20:00:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

I'm sorry but I don't think this is the job for you Humpty Dumpty.

28/04/21 20:02:05

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Yee ha..I've just got a delivery text..My super duper Samsung 150 inch telly, the biggest and heaviest telly in the world , is just round the corner...Just in time for the match."

28/04/21 20:04:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

"I don't believe it! When I ordered from their main competitor their van ended up UPSide down."

28/04/21 20:53:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

Transformer attempts daring escape from scrapyard

28/04/21 20:33:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

TipEx

28/04/21 20:32:44

 1
One tipple too many? --SnapDragon D
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"To be fair, he was doing really well until the death of his guide dog."

28/04/21 20:18:52

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

Deliveroops.

28/04/21 20:17:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

After he retired Evel Knievel got himself a part-time delivery job.

28/04/21 20:14:27

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Just a bit more ...Go on you're good...Just a bit more ...Another couple of feet , I'll bang on the back...Go on you're good...Hello Mrs Jones, my you're looking pretty today ...Oh Shit."

28/04/21 20:10:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!"

28/04/21 20:02:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

You drive me up the wall

28/04/21 20:19:33

 1
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Damn Sat nav!

28/04/21 20:06:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea."

28/04/21 20:02:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

The driver says he was distracted by two ladies on a motorbike.

28/04/21 20:01:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

White Van Man strikes again.

28/04/21 20:01:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

This photo got 10 votes, so it will have lots of amazing captions... or 10 versions of one silly pun.

28/04/21 20:00:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Hey mate, there's no parkouring here!"

28/04/21 20:00:10

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Fed up

06/05/21 2:40:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

Edging Packages

29/04/21 2:32:46

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

"Right lads...I've got an idea...."

28/04/21 22:33:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Where did you lean to drive?

28/04/21 22:11:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

- way aye man what's gannin on here like?
- It's a wall to wall car, pet

28/04/21 22:04:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

Park and slide

28/04/21 21:24:17

 
Joe Vote score: 1744Joe

Fed Up

28/04/21 21:09:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

"Back a bit...back a bit...back a bit...come on ffs BACK A BIT!"

28/04/21 21:08:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

"That's the last time we employ an ex wall of death rider."

28/04/21 21:02:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Give the depot a ring Bruce and tell them I couldn't give a FedEx."

28/04/21 20:38:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"I meant to do that."

28/04/21 20:30:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Is this how they used to do special delivery before the fall of the Berlin wall?

28/04/21 20:23:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"I'm afraid the local mechanic doesn't have the part we need to fix it. We'll have to FedEx it."

28/04/21 20:20:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15685Dan Nicholls

...tennis star Roger's estranged wife dreams up a magnificent way to serve his divorce papers.

28/04/21 20:18:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15685Dan Nicholls

"I have one wheel on the double yellows, the worst you can do me for is parking a unicycle".

28/04/21 20:16:54

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

White walled tyres

28/04/21 20:13:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Gravity: You're Doing It Wrong

28/04/21 20:13:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

COVID precautions are getting out of hand.

28/04/21 20:10:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"I've got some wallpaper here for a Mr Johnson?"

"Ok, keep your voice down. Drop it round the back and don't bring attention to yourself."

28/04/21 20:08:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

"I don't like working for Fedex. When I worked for Yodel, I only had to throw the parcel over the wall."

28/04/21 20:08:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Dropping off a package.

28/04/21 20:07:07

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

Delivery instruction:
Please leave package over the wall.
FedEx aim to please.

28/04/21 20:02:50

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

“Someone order more bricks?”

28/04/21 20:00:27

 
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