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We came straight from the bridal shower.
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Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

We came straight from the bridal shower.

26/04/21 20:20:20

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Remarkable that their hair is dry already. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Well they did ask us to bare witness."

26/04/21 20:13:01

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

They're all cabin crew from Slut Airways.

27/04/21 7:20:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Nobody else going to do it? OK, here goes.
A groom with a view.

26/04/21 20:08:48

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Oh what would you do To be that groom with a view The place is a-buzzin' At this uncovered dozen But he just doesn't dare Turn his head over there If he does make that choice He'll be ta... --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Does any of you topless fit bridesmaids want to run off with me for mindless sex? No???? Ok, in that case....I do"

26/04/21 20:53:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

I can see your nuptials.

26/04/21 20:15:47

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"I think they've taken 'the something blue' thing , a bit too far".

26/04/21 20:12:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

“And today begins a nude day.”

27/04/21 3:20:10

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

OMG girls this is so embarrassing we are in the wrong church for Nans funeral

26/04/21 20:48:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5940Karyn Harrison

My Big Fat Greek Unorthodox Wedding

26/04/21 20:32:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Having been on Zoom so long it's so nice to see you all in the flesh again."

26/04/21 20:28:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

“Here’s what you could’ve won!”

26/04/21 20:26:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Thank you minister, it was a lovely cervix."

26/04/21 20:11:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Everytime there's a Wedding Women always say they've got nothing to wear."

26/04/21 20:06:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Little does the bride know that Dave is wearing X-ray specs.

26/04/21 20:53:09

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Which 1 did you say was the breast man

26/04/21 20:45:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"It's freaking me out that the groom asked us to be naked"

"It's freaking me out too. But not as much as the Vicar is as he sits behind us having a wank"

26/04/21 20:44:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5940Karyn Harrison

After the bride insisted on a Versace gown there was no money left for bridesmaids' dresses.

26/04/21 20:19:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"They wanted a privates Wedding."

26/04/21 20:17:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

If Dave doesn't contain himself, the marriage register isn't the only register his name will be going on.

26/04/21 20:16:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

They're waiting for a man of the cloth.

26/04/21 20:13:05

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Phew, thought you forgot the theme girls. We’re loving the wellies.” said Mr & Mrs Giles

26/04/21 20:11:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

It was a decidedly chilly reception.

26/04/21 20:08:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Full Fontal

26/04/21 20:06:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"More t-shirts, vicar?"

26/04/21 20:01:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Something old, something nude...

26/04/21 20:01:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Appeal of wedding belles.

26/04/21 20:00:06

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

There's only one dress rehearsal.

27/04/21 7:20:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Pew!

27/04/21 6:25:44

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

Okay who turned the heating right up...Grandad?

26/04/21 21:32:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Seven Brides for One Brother

26/04/21 21:21:35

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2033Karen Oakenfull

“For God sake Terry, I recommended that as you are nervous about appearing and speaking in public, a good way to combat your fear, is to imagine the people before you are naked. You shouldn’t have insisted that they were naked.”

26/04/21 21:06:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"If anybody has any reason why this couple should not be wed ... oh, thank-you ladies, but you could have just raised your hands."

26/04/21 20:51:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"You may miss the bride ... I didn't even notice her."

26/04/21 20:42:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

All of his old girlfriends thought they would give Karl a reminder of what he would be missing.

26/04/21 20:36:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Special Offer: Six free mammograms with every wedding ceremony.

26/04/21 20:35:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

“Sorry your Nan couldn’t be here.”
‘I’m not!’

26/04/21 20:30:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

There were off the rack

26/04/21 20:27:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

- Do you, Emelia Anderson, take David Steven Brown to be your lawfully wedded husband?
- I do
- Do you, David Steven Brown, take Emelia Anderson to be your lawfully wedded wife?
- Tits!!!

26/04/21 20:20:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Unbridled Passion

26/04/21 20:18:18

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"If they pass that collection plate round again, we'll have nothing left!"

26/04/21 20:14:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Full video on boob tube.

26/04/21 20:09:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

The Playboy Bunny's wedding was very well attended and was standing groom only

26/04/21 20:07:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

The pastor agreed to officiate the ceremony at the nudist colony but insisted that the bride and groom be dressed.

26/04/21 20:04:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

The hen night was a disaster for the bride so she gave the bridesmaids the cold shoulder

26/04/21 20:03:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Presently only the groom was standing to attention

26/04/21 20:02:48

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Pew Pubes

26/04/21 20:02:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, that would explain why the bride was blushing."

26/04/21 20:02:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

She really shouldn't have let him go on don't tell the bride, we're freezing!!

26/04/21 20:01:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Dave couldn't help wondering if he was doing the right thing, as he pictured all his ex-girlfriends naked.

26/04/21 20:01:21

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

“Psst... pass the fig leaves.”

26/04/21 20:00:37

 
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