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"Now, if youll all sit quietly, Ill explain which bone is connected to which without making a song and dance about it."
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Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Now, if you'll all sit quietly, I'll explain which bone is connected to which without making a song and dance about it."

03/04/21 12:25:31

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But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

And Weight Watchers slimmer of the year award goes to...

03/04/21 12:03:33

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Now ladies and Gentleman, I do believe that in the far future, sex dolls will be made with latex, but until then..."

03/04/21 17:24:53

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Lord Fitzgerald insisted on being present at his will reading so he could see all your indignant reactions when he lets you know he is leaving his 6.2 million to Battersea’s Dogs Home.

03/04/21 13:30:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

Was anything learned at this seminar?
Remains to be seen.

03/04/21 14:39:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"I've called you all here tonight to remind you that not voting can have severe consequences. Take poor Gary here who joined caption.me a year ago and decided to go on hunger strike until he got his first vote. Need I say more?"

03/04/21 13:31:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"This unlucky fellow tried to read the entirety of that one very long caption about the rabbit and the mask."

03/04/21 20:13:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"I deduce this skeleton is female. Let's examine the evidence: narrow shoulders, wide pelvis and the massive index finger for enhanced wagging capability."

03/04/21 13:30:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"Today's speaker, as you can see...didn't make it."

03/04/21 13:49:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"I hope you're all ashamed of yourselves, if one of you had given up your seat for poor old Mrs Wiggins...."

03/04/21 13:39:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"Can I have a first bidder please? And may I remind you that all skeletons come separate from the closet"

03/04/21 12:00:08

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Would anyone care to put in a murder bid? --Glyn Evans
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

A scene from Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Antiques Roadshow'.

03/04/21 13:32:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

... so are there anymore objections why these two cannot be married?

03/04/21 13:54:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

"I'm getting a message for... for... Dave. Is there a Dave in the room?"

03/04/21 13:25:38

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"Now, I can't stress this enough, this kind of side effect from the jab, is quite rare."

03/04/21 13:05:13

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

Members of The Young Conservatives elect a new leader.

03/04/21 12:18:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

It had been a long, long lecture.

03/04/21 12:00:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1996Karen Oakenfull

“Going....going......gone!.. to the lady with the large ceramic wash bowl on her head”

03/04/21 18:23:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

...There's been a murder

03/04/21 13:49:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Grey's Anatomy

03/04/21 13:15:13

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

School and Crossbones

03/04/21 12:49:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

I suggest to the members of the jury that when the accused performed the circumcision he removed more than just the foreskin

03/04/21 12:25:07

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"It appears our epsom salt bath mixture is still a tad on caustic side. Yes, it's the forth one this week, but we're going to get this right. I believe in you."

05/04/21 15:13:23

 
SHA SHA Vote score: 194SHA SHA

When you're waiting to learn something productive in school.

05/04/21 2:16:43

 
SHA SHA Vote score: 194SHA SHA

I will skull fuck each and every one of you... don't think I'm serious? Watch.

05/04/21 2:15:54

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

They had five minutes to plan, then it was too he final of Dress the Skeleton like he was 18 again...

04/04/21 14:57:18

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Now this is how we should deal with covidiots, All Agreed ?
"Hear Hear!"

04/04/21 1:44:52

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

You're probably all wondering why I've called you here today. It is a crisis of epic proportions.. we've run out of space to hang paintings!

03/04/21 23:53:35

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Worst ventriloquist act ever!

03/04/21 23:51:50

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"Here you see the effect, ladies and gentlemen, of not offering up your chair to a person in need."

03/04/21 23:37:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

This is the skeleton of William Burke, we are sure because he has no Hare.

03/04/21 21:42:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

"So, members of the Royal Academy, this is a garret and this is the artist".

03/04/21 19:35:41

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

In 1875 a worldwide shortage of chalk affected snooker clubs nationwide. Fortunately a solution was found.

03/04/21 17:33:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"That concludes our timeshare presentation. This here is the last person who didn't sign up. Just saying."

03/04/21 17:01:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"So, today's speaker will now present to you on, 'Swimming The Piranha.' "

03/04/21 13:45:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Over weight ... 28
Staying alive ... 85
Unlucky for some ... 13

Nothing interrupted the bingo at the social club

03/04/21 13:43:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Batley Grammar school governers meeting

03/04/21 13:36:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

A daguerrotype of the first-ever superglue prank.

03/04/21 13:30:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

"So you can see that even in death, Dave Haskins retains his title of 'laziest man who ever lived."

03/04/21 13:28:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"I can't believe there wasn't a doctor in the room...there's always a doctor in the room"

03/04/21 13:26:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

"And this is Anna, who modelled for my most famous painting 'The Scream'".

03/04/21 13:09:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Old School

03/04/21 13:04:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

"How much for the skull?"
"Alas, poor Yorick! is not for sale."

03/04/21 12:53:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Studying at the skull of hard knocks.

03/04/21 12:49:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Gravediggers' Christmas party.

03/04/21 12:38:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Dr Watson being observed by Sherlock Bones

03/04/21 12:30:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14416Dave Bryan

''I hope you won't mind if he delivers the lecture sitting down. Unfortunately, he's bone idle.''

03/04/21 12:30:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Ladies and gentlemen, my able bodied assistant and I - well, mainly me - are here to reveal the results of our research into insect behaviour. We now know that a man smothered in jam cannot survive a night locked in a room of angry army ants."

03/04/21 12:26:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"He died from a canvascular disease."

03/04/21 12:17:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Our guest speaker tonight is Claude Bonet."

03/04/21 12:17:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"This was all that remained after the piranhas swarmed him."

03/04/21 12:13:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

" .... and as you can see he has quite a small frame."

03/04/21 12:13:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

In the early 1900s volunteers at the art gallery were a bit thin on the ground.

03/04/21 12:11:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Jason and the Artgonauts

03/04/21 12:04:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Important question: Can the ribs be played like a xylophone?"

03/04/21 12:03:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14416Dave Bryan

''This is the actual skeleton of the first college principal who died in 1850.''

''What about the skull?''

''Oh, he's just some nobody.''

03/04/21 12:02:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1183alexandra ball

Grave robbers

03/04/21 12:00:45

 
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