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Troompa Loompa ordered a DNA kit to establish which child was his.
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Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

Troompa Loompa ordered a DNA kit to establish which child was his.

01/04/21 8:10:15

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Almost voted for this caption, but felt it was demeaning to Troompa Loompa for needing a DNA kit, when it was so plainly obvious his progeny would have to be the one wearing red, white and blue. --SnapDragon D
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Dear Spanish government. We're writing to you today because we need you. We know you've struggled with the Covid crisis and that British people are currently banned from visiting you. But PLEASE PLEASE open up this summer. Look at this photo and how much Brits rely on you.

Kind regards, the people of Cornwall, Devon and Dorset.

01/04/21 9:06:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Player de las Américas

01/04/21 9:51:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Jim later told Diane Abbott he'd had sex with two Brazilian girls on holiday. 'Wow!', said Diane, after pausing for thought, 'How many is a brazillion?'.

01/04/21 8:01:10

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

The 3 different ways of tanning:
-The Cover upper
-The factor 50 user
-The burn to a wotsit crisper

01/04/21 8:03:44

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 697Barrie Bullock

Some people have class & style but the photgrapher couldn't find any in Torquay.

01/04/21 13:49:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

They all oranged to meet later

01/04/21 11:05:17

 
Jon Mark Jon Mark

Orange is the new bl...... on second thoughts best leave well alone. #blacklivesmatter

01/04/21 9:19:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Hurry up and take the photo I want to get back to my room to change we look ridiculous out on the streets dressed like this, what possessed you to make me dress like David Hasselhoff.

01/04/21 8:42:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Ok girls do you fancy going up to my hotel room for some fun i have protection .....as he whips out his certificate of vaccination.

01/04/21 8:26:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"You could've made a bit more of an effort than just a hideous nose mate."

01/04/21 8:23:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"Not being able to the Gym for a year Anthony, do you think you're ready for Tyson Fury?"

01/04/21 8:14:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Three amigross

01/04/21 8:01:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Now, that's impressive ventriloquism.

01/04/21 8:00:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

It was Halloween but he couldn’t decide witch one he wanted.

01/04/21 12:01:11

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Where's Wally?"

"He's the one in the middle."

01/04/21 8:47:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I'm glad we came here for Halloween. The resort is dead at this time of the year.''

01/04/21 8:09:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Where's Wanda?

01/04/21 8:05:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

The treat was eight litres of Sunny Delight and the trick was turning orange.

01/04/21 8:00:23

 
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